Friday Caption Fun, Round 110
September 17, 2010 54 Comments
Many of you were sick, on vacation, or simply not available for at least a few days this week. While excuses were undoubtedly varied, the source of 99% of the absentee issues can probably be reduced to two words – Halo: Reach. I’m sure, as three full days have passed, you’ve completed the campaign, customized your Spartan, and perhaps even built something in Forge World. Or maybe you’re like me, slowly working your way towards all of the above. Regardless of what aspect of Reach is keeping you busy, I do hope you’ll spare a few minutes for our customary Friday festivities! Before we begin though, let’s start with the traditional recapping of last week’s responses.
- “Oh sure, it’s quite impressive he got in there, but wait ’til he comes out. It’ll be a blast!” (Zwooosh)
- “Red has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover…” (porge)
- “(Superintendent chime) Thank you for using Mombasa Recycling. Keep it clean!” (Anton P. Nym)
- “Elite: Go on, punch me – I DARE you!” (Nuclear Pi)
- “Upon reflection, the Elite realised that his Weighted Companion Cube cosplay outfit probably wasn’t the best thing to wear during combat.” (Sgt Benton)
- “Blue, if you make a “thinking outside the box” joke, I swear I’m gonna kick your ass.” (MGH1138)
- “With a matter of hours left, Blue Spartan sighed with relief as he got ready to ship the last packed up Elite to Halo: Reach.” (Mr Viper)
The packed up Elite isn’t the only thing moving on to Reach, because our frivolous Friday antics are making the same move! I can’t be sure when they will officially come to an end, so I highly recommend participating while you can. And with that being said, caption away!
Author: Smellon
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
Come play with us Noble 6. Forever and ever and ever.
You thought double melées were bad. Just wait till you get a double splater.
Or
In soviet Russia mogooses share wheels.
I just don’t get this ‘modern art’…
Playing Chicken, you’re doing it wrong.
I call shotgun…wait…how is this going to work?
The new Covenant vehicle in Halo: Reach, the answer to the UNSC’s Mighty Truck, the… SPIDER!
now that they had made giant glasses, they needed to make a giant cod piece
punishment for those who didn’t carpool in the u.n.s.c was severe
you know when you just got tangoed.
Daimn! You just got GOOSED!
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“We really shoulda thought this through.”
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“Now, hip pivot, thrust, spin, step back…”
Wait till Blue sees our Mongoose rocket…
Alright, now just stick your flaming helmet down to light the fuse of our rocket.
That’s how we roll!
bungie and hasbro soon realized halo 4: transformers was not such a good idea after all
The red team’s mongoose breeding program turned out to be quite a success.
These 2 saw Power Rangers for the first time and decided to attack blue team with their very own Halozord. Incidentally, their team did not care to join.
Two Spartans One ‘Goose
You think this is bad? Wait until you see what they did with the tank!
Flaming red: Now if we do this correctly, when we start the driving at the same time we should go up.
Regular red: You watch too much cartoons dude.
“Alright, on the count of three pull.”
Alright lad, here’s the plan. You go for the monkey wrench, and I’ll see about the banana milkshake. Red team, AWAY!
what happens when you put phase option on a mongoose.
”Simmons, transform to motorcykle-mode”
Portals and ATVs do not mix.
God…dammit…why….won’t this…frickin…thing…*CLANG* come lose?
“We did it, dude! We made the first Halo Rorschach blot!”
-“Flame on!” “Flame off!”-
Double-mongoose… still not as powerful as the tank.
Wow thats a full mongoose all the way, double mongoose, oh my god its a double mongoose… its starting to look like a triple mongoose
AGH IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. So bright and vivid. AHHHHH. What does it mean? It’s a double rainbow, all the way across the sky.
“Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted. Okay maybe if I put my leg … up on yours, you know … we can split apart like … good. Yea. On three. One, two, three, go!”
So this is why they didn’t include “phased” physics for vehicles in Forge World…
Red Spartan realized he had not only broken the guardians, but reality.
“I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they were asked where new mongooses come from.”
“Hey look! It’s a Cyclops with a red moustache!”
Red realised this was a dimensional rift when he saw his Evil Twin.
— Steve
Red Spartan soon came to realize that he hadn’t fully appreciated the consequences of dividing by zero.
Pete: “How are we going to win the war whith crazy inventions like this”
Bort: “Atleast we have the element of suprise… i’d be suprised to see two idiots actual driving this thing”
Two mongoose’s bumping exhaust was just one of the answers in Angel’s rorshach results. Also including; Master Chief’s codpiece and Miranda Keyes cameltoe.
Siamese Spartans.
Tests to increase the passenger capacity on the mongoose where……..varied to say the least.
MINDF*CK
“There ain’t nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind.”
The Halo-themed amusement park had a malfunction with one of their rides… thankfully a fire extinguisher was nearby for the one Spartan.
After this incident, Noble Six swore off LSD for good.
When a mummy mongoose and a daddy mongoose love each other very much…
In retrospect, red’s “chinese mongoose trap” was not the best of ideas.
Double mongoose all the way… all the way across the sky…
Red: “and this saves fuel how?”
I see… a beetle? A skinny crab, maybe… Or an hourglass. What are these inkblot tests for, anyway?
Red 1: “I blame society!!”
Hold on, why does he get to have his head on fire?!
“They see me rollin’…they hatin”
Maybe, If the mongooses explode, I might get the flaming helmet!