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The Gamer T-Shirts Gift Certificate Giveaway Winners + Gallery

There are certain situations where being naked is not appropriate, and it’s times like those that t-shirts are the next best option. They’re super comfy and, if you choose wisely, accurately portray the very essence of your being. The following four images, all winning entries in the Gamer T-Shirts Gift Certificate Giveaway, contain shirts I’d happily wear any day of the week. A special thank you to all of you who participated in this particular contest, congratulations to the individuals who won, and I’m happy to see that so many of you are willing to leap at an opportunity to poke fun at me. Fuckers.

The Gamer T-Shirts Gift Certificate Giveaway!

Gamers wear gamer t-shirts. It’s just a fact of life. If your closet is unacceptably bare of that particular type of attire, you’ll be especially interested in today’s giveaway. Up for grabs are five $25 gift certificates to Tshirt Laundry, an online store that specializes in pop culture tees. They have a fabulous selection of gamer-themed garb, so listen up! To win one of the $25 gift certificates, simply take the picture on the left (the one with the rather dynamic duo!) and put your favorite Tshirt Laundry shirt onto either myself or the Orbital Drop Shock Trooper. The four funniest entries will find themselves with a magical code worth $25. If you’re wondering about the contest specifics, or how to win the fifth gift certificate, hit the jump for all the gory details. Just make sure you’re prepared to learn everything you ever wanted to know. AND MORE.

Toy Soldiers (+ Expansion Pack) XBLA Game Giveaway!

Toy Soldiers is a game about toys. And soldiers. According to its official Xbox page, more specifically it’s an “action-packed strategy-based game in which players command antique WWI toy soldiers vying for control of the trench-filled battlefields of Europe.” I don’t know what the hell that means, but I do know it has flamethrowers. That means it’s A-OK in my book and worthy of being given away, and I’m teaming up with Marissa’s Bunny to do just that! Available for three lucky gamers are codes not only for the full game (worth 1200) but also for the recently released expansion pack. Entering is as easy as three simple steps:

Top Seven Alternative Uses for Your Halo 3 Legendary Helmet (Contest Voting!)

With the release of the Legendary edition of Halo 3 came an abundance of Spartan Mjolnir Mark VI helmets spotted in the wild. Many of them simply collect dust, but a few actually serve a very specific purpose. When faced with the task of coming up with the most creative use for these Master Chief-themed head coverings, many of you were up for the challenge. Unfortunately not all the entries can be called a finalist, but every single one of them was unique and entertaining in its own right. Take a gander at the top submissions, then cast your vote as to which one is your favorite! The person that comes out on top will find themselves the proud owner of several more helmets. And somehow I have a feeling they’ll find a use for all of them in no time.