Inappropriate Halo: Reach Emblem Contest Winner + Gallery

When traversing the virtual battlefield that is Halo 3’s matchmaking, green kiwis, white ducks, and yellow-spotted sunny-side-up eggs are often seen gracing the right arms of numerous Spartans and Elites. Occasionally you can spot a flesh-colored penis crafted from a horizontal gradient and grenade as well, but the inappropriate emblems are not quite as easy to come by as they were back in the frequently flaccid Halo 2 days. According to agdtinman (an always proper UI/Graphic Designer at Bungie), one flowery selection almost passed inspection for their most recent title. He was kind enough to detail exactly how the thought process behind the design went down. And believe me, it went down. Way down if you know what I mean.

If we had the power to create our own emblems, the unseemly selection would certainly be more plentiful and my latest contest is a clear indicator of that. When asked for your version of a tasteless shoulder adornment, the Halo community came through time and time again. While there could only be one winner, there were numerous entries that are more than worth a gander. Thus I’m pleased to present a truly faptastic gallery of your inappropriate Halo: Reach emblems. Congratulations to the winner, and thank you to all who participated!