Inappropriate Halo: Reach Emblem Contest Winner + Gallery

When traversing the virtual battlefield that is Halo 3’s matchmaking, green kiwis, white ducks, and yellow-spotted sunny-side-up eggs are often seen gracing the right arms of numerous Spartans and Elites. Occasionally you can spot a flesh-colored penis crafted from a horizontal gradient and grenade as well, but the inappropriate emblems are not quite as easy to come by as they were back in the frequently flaccid Halo 2 days. According to agdtinman (an always proper UI/Graphic Designer at Bungie), one flowery selection almost passed inspection for their most recent title. He was kind enough to detail exactly how the thought process behind the design went down. And believe me, it went down. Way down if you know what I mean.

Inappropriate Halo Emblem


If we had the power to create our own emblems, the unseemly selection would certainly be more plentiful and my latest contest is a clear indicator of that. When asked for your version of a tasteless shoulder adornment, the Halo community came through time and time again. While there could only be one winner, there were numerous entries that are more than worth a gander. Thus I’m pleased to present a truly faptastic gallery of your inappropriate Halo: Reach emblems. Congratulations to the winner, and thank you to all who participated!

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The Inappropriate Halo: Reach Emblem Contest Winner

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ZZoMBiE13

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More Than Worthy of a Mention

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Tyler

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Bogey117

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sk crisis

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Kyle

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Jerry

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Skittles x

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the light show

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Cody

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Jerry

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karebearstare

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adrian

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Jerry

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ZZoMBiE13

49 Responses to Inappropriate Halo: Reach Emblem Contest Winner + Gallery

  1. Cardo says:

    Haha…!

    Good stuff, Cockpuncher (more like CODpuncher!) and Lusty Boob Grab are very nice.

  2. liphttam1 says:

    I think cockpuncher is a good entry for the non-inappropriate emblem contest.

    • Ryan says:

      I second that.

    • liphttam1 says:

      Holy moly! A lot of people seem to agree with me.

    • bigb45 says:

      what is that emblem mean

    • bigb45 says:

      what the heck is a cockpuncher. it looks like a guy punching a jetpack.

      • liphttam1 says:

        If you look at masterchiefs crotch that’s what it looks like.

    • Geegs30 says:

      My **** in a box entry was an honorable mention :)

    • phoenix556 says:

      i thought it was the cock pit he was pucnching

  3. Cortana says:

    ZZombie13 is one funny guy, I swear.

    Oh the perverted minds of gamers.

    • Glasses Guy says:

      Who says perverts have to be gamers?

      • bigb45 says:

        are we all noticing what sangheili looks like

        • catgirl says:

          yes, I see what it is

      • bigb45 says:

        not me

    • bigb45 says:

      ya im with you on that one zombieie13 is hilarious!

  4. The HiNOS emblem isn’t that innapropriate…..it’s not like we go looking for innapropriate stuff…..

    • soulofaqua says:

      Emh… I made a boob on my friend’s emblem in Halo 3. Yes we do.

      • Marksman says:

        Tell me how! Must… Make… Inappropriate… Emblem!

  5. Qwerty says:

    Hmmmm. Notice one of them is by the light show?

  6. Mizzy says:

    Does that Smurf have a penis?!

    • ElusiveEagle says:

      Don’t worry, it’s just a third leg.

    • smurph says:

      what? you got a problem with that?

      • bs angel says:

        I think the only problem she has is that it’s SMALL.

        • Marksman says:

          OH NO SHE DIDN’T.

    • bigb45 says:

      yes the smurf has balls

  7. Doc says:

    I love the tea bags, I’d use one of them

    • catgirl says:

      isn’t Cody’s teabag from microsoft word on clipart?

  8. ReverendTiki says:

    Why do I not get the one that looks like a house with a moon over it?

    • Think of someone bending over in front of you.

      • Gilver says:

        Lord, I still don’t get it….XD

        I’m too innocent minded…Which makes me wonder why I am here…. LOL

        • Ok if this link doesn’t help I’m not sure what else I can do.

          NSFW (wordz) – http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2783/4340999647_11104f95ed_o.png

      • augustelc says:

        i didnt get it either… but now i got it……. ew. i think i preferred it when i didnt get…

  9. MIchael Link says:

    Teabag yes please thank you. =)

    At least the people who go up against me wouldn’t be TOO surprised.

  10. halcylon says:

    OMG, I would have made one just for this :)

  11. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    YAY! I’m the sickest of the bunch!

  12. Bogey117 says:

    The winner’s emblem cracks me up, that’s true Halo comic gold!

  13. XMixMasterX says:

    I really liked the drumstick apology featured in Friday’s update… hilarious.

    • TheCongressman1 says:

      Haha, me too. I really think that guy deserves for the drumstick to be in the game now.

  14. Tyler says:

    Woah! I can’t believe that mine got listed! Sweet!

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  16. Anthony says:

    Cock punch

  17. Stefan says:

    xD The dark secrets bout Halo 3. Apriciated. The valkyrie one was good.. the other ones weren’t even Halo 3 stuff so that makes i so suckish ;)

  18. Bob says:

    Wow that was childish. :) but it was pretty funny! Still childish…….

  19. Josh says:

    haha cock puncher is awesome(guess thats a “The Onion Movie”reference

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      Yes, it absolutely was. :)

  20. catgirl says:

    question.
    why does my little picture thingy have to be peach colored?
    It makes me uncomfortable.

  21. Chris says:

    Whats the first 1, the HiNOS 1, is it a VAGINA?

    • kevin077 says:

      yes, it is

  22. Marksman says:

    Cody’s teabag I thought was the greatest. (Behind Zzombie’s.)

    It just looks like a real emblem, and so many obvious meanings…

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