Friday Caption Fun, Round 72
December 4, 2009 118 Comments
If you like big numbers next to your gamertag while also helping yourself to a heaping serving of experience, you’ll love this weekend’s Ranked Grifball Double EXP playlist. I’m assuming the die-hards have already been at it for quite some time now so perhaps I’ll test the waters later this evening. Until then, I’ll stay busy with captioning. After recapping last week’s answers, won’t you join me in adding some witty banter to a brand new screenshot?
- “Smell who got to second base last night?!” (the light show)
- “You can’t see it, but that Spartan’s feet are off the ground.” (StephaBon)
- “You know, this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to help me with my Cthulhu costume.” (Rakolai)
- “For the last time, I am not a PEZ dispenser!” (Firestorm12)
- “To be fair, the alien is from a different world. Even so, that’s an awful mistranslation of facepalm.” (OwlAssassin)
- “It was Farmer John (rips off mask) and I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” (HellCat)
- “That is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted a little head!” (JLay)
Thanks to JLay, I do believe I have a new answer when faced with an all-too-common question. Speaking of wanting a little head, I think the Spartan in the next screenshot could make the same request. Check out the weirdness and then leave a quip that somehow relates. Come on now, don’t keep me waiting!
Author: Unknown
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
‘Production design for “Sleepy Hollow In Space” took a drastic and somewhat peculiar turn.’
“Production design for Operation Chastity shamelessly took the very same turn when producer Pete Cooper decided to copy more from the games, and didn’t do it very well”
Ooooh you son of a bitch.
LOL!!
Great Win.
Spartans will make a good addition to Body Worlds.
When he asked for head, the red Spartan really didn’t expect his request to be taken so literally.
It was eventually decided that, in the spirit of technological advancement, that Death’s robes would be replaced by Mjolnir Armor. Sadly, without a hood, he could no longer grow his eyebrows out.
I am Murray, the invincible demonic skull!
The remake of Nightmare Before Christmas decided to ignore the original’s fanbase, and go straight for the Frat-boys.
I would watch that.
And still, Red is more attractive than Dare.
“Does this Assult Rifle make me look fat?”
you my friend just won yourself an internet
Technically I can’t be beaten to death with a skull if I am a skull.
Right guys?
Billy’s oddball hiding spot was not as inconspicuous as he had hoped.
In a Milhouse voice: Hey, Hey, Hey ladies!
Hoping to get the other team to stop shooting long enough to score the win, Mike tried using his sad, puppy-dog eyes on them. It did not go according to plan.
“After waiting for the sniper rifle to respawn for two years, Red finally realised the game was set to ARs only.”
After spending 4 hours trying to find the hidden skull on Orbital, Red was about ready to give up. Then he saw his reflection
This way, I can upgrade the ammount of Deku Sticks i can carry…now i just have to navigate the forest…
I think i love you
People say Team Throwback’s dead. If they only knew how right they were…..
Dammit! Who stole the ears from my Frank costume?!
After listening to the Grateful Dead inside his helmet for years and years Red’s dream of becoming a Deadhead finally came true.
Igor Gets A Makeover
How the hell does a skull have eyebrows and porkchop sideburns?????
Pinks Plastic Surgery Disaster!
Ghost from Task Force 141’s new skull mask was a bit too realistic.
Man, do I have a bone to pick with you…
After being locked in a tanning bed for 2 days, Spartan was looking for revenge… and his nose.
When his teammates told him he looked like death, he didn’t realize that wasn’t an exaggeration.
“Looks like someone is finally trying to unlock the rarely seen Mary-Kate Olson armor permutation.”
“He chose…poorly”
Kudos to the one who gets the reference in the second one.
Grail Knight – Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, if memory serves me right.
Best. Reference. Ever.
After the show “Thundercats” closed down, Mumm-ra had to find new work.
Peter Jackson cancelled Maria Shriver’s part in the Halo movie once he realized the Hi-Def cameras were not kind to her.
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Red team dominated Oddball once they realized a way to hold the skull and shoot at the same time.
People always said Red was a real oddball, but those words had little meaning until he hit puberty.
I, for one, did not know that Michael Jackson was such a big Halo fan that he had his own Spartan costume.
*high-fives you*
“Now that I have the power of the SPARTANs, I shall return to Eternia and CASTLE GREYSKULL WILL BE MINE! HA-HAHAHAhahaha!”
— Steve
There was hilarity in the ‘He-Man’ universe when it was revealed that Skeletor was moonlighting in the Halo universe.
In anticipation of Left 4 Dead 3, Red team decided to cosplay.
You’ve always wondered why the Grunts called the Chief “Demon”, now we know.
what can i say? im an oddball
:D
The only things missing are the Chopper and the flames.
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Captain Keeta gets an upgrade for the 26th Century.
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The heretofore unseen Bonehead achievement and armor permutation.
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It’s Achmed, the dead Spartan!
Achmed the dead Spartan.
Nice. :D
“Not care what Master Chief say. Mumbo Jumbo best shaman in Mombasa.”
Skeletor has had enough of He-Man’s shenanigans and has this time opted to attack with guns and power armor.
I never understood that show.
Reason #69 to quit drinking.
“This doesn’t seem physically possible!”
“Ghost Rider in Space developes some costume issues when they realize that a Spartan never takes off his helmet.”
“Some people complained about the Spartan’s not being human enough. Once the project to make them appear more human finally started they all promptly wished they hadn’t said anything at all.”
“Do you like my skullcap?”
“Its Agent Skully”
“When he told his friends that he had literally jumped out of his skin they didn’t believe him…. Until he showed up for work the next day.”
Rooster Teeth’s revival of Donut for the next season didn’t turn out the way they expected
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Being a victim to numerous Teabagging, Bob discovered their’s a consequence to this ordeal
Its like that one RvB episode, I think it is, where that one dude is telling a story about a base he used to be on and Tech (I think I got her name right) ripped that dude’s skull out and he’s screaming “this isn’t physically possible!” as she beat him to death with his own skull.
zzz
Her name is Tex.
The death’s head permutation wasn’t very popular…
weak…
this brings back nightmares of the Alien: Resurrection hybrid . . . thing.
Halloween was over a month ago dude…
Deeeeeeahhhhh… Nobody wants to play with me…
When Frank-050 was allowed to customize his Mjolnir it became clear his last name was Castle.
What we all will look like when they release Duke Nukem Forever.
What we all will look like when they actually make a decent video game movie.
Army of two meets Halo
The Portrait of Dorian Pink.
Eugene Levy’s personalized custom armor.
“After they made fun of her, BS angel went Ghostrider on their asses.”
This is what they look like before female spartans get to “put on their face”.
Are you scared yet? Heh heh heh heh!
*Obscure Michael Jacksons Ghosts reference*
Since when did Don Knotts start doing video game cameos?
“Kate Moss”
Dutch’s helmet went through several incarnations during the production of Halo 3 ODST. Some more appealing than others.
Red was now regretting buying that tube of miracle beauty cream
“Dude, he punched you so hard that your skull is sticking through your helmet? Somehow, that doesn’t seem physically possible…”
“Sarge said to ‘Put your game face on!’ Then everyone screamed and ran off…”
“I feel like death all warmed up…”
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“What do you mean its not halloween??!!”
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Sarge treid to 1up Dutch by really having Death’s skull on his helmet…
*tried
damn typo D:
“In a desperate attempt to defeat He-man, Skelator was forced to raid Master Chief’s wardrobe.”
“Having an old, decrepit skull for a head isn’t normal.
But on Meth, it is.”
This is the reason Spartans never remove their helmets.
“They may seem okay on the outside, but they’re dead on the inside, they’re dead.”
“For the last time, Michael Jackson is dead, not a Spartan!”
So they make spartan bionicles now?
Little did Spartan Joe know, that he was bald, with red eyebrows…
Hey, it’s Skull Kid! (ba-dum kssh)
George Lucas & Steven Spielberg decided to cut corners, and just make Raiders of the Lost Ark fully digital.
This is what you get for opening the Ark of the Covenant. (see what I did thar, because Ark & Covenant both are related to Halo as well as Indy)
So THAT’s what the Killzone guys look like under their helmets!
You think this is good? You should see the He-man counterpart.
anyone else thinking of Darth Vader?
What? What is everyone screaming about?
If this is how Sarge looks under the helment, then I wounder how bs angel looks under her helment
I wonder what an elite looks like when you rip of his face?
After being sent to the future, Sir Daniel Fortesque got used to his new armor quite quickly!
Those games rocked.
At least one Spartan was kind enough to take off his helmet.
Yorick was pretty PO’d when every match everyone tried to grab his head.
Skel33tor: “I must find MLGxXHemanXx!”
“SILENCE! I KILL YOU!”
And here, this is what happens if you take off a Bungie Employee’s Flaming Armour……
At least I got eyebrows
(Leeroy Jenkins reference, should it be unclear =P)
Ye best start believin’ in ghost stories, Miss Turner…
Nice POTC reference!
oh great, now mario characters are playing halo?
Achmed’s wife didn’t survive the suicide bombs, even with Mjolnir armor.
“I’m sorry I just keep looking at his eyebrows”
I’ll never shave again!
Even after so many years of abuse, Spartan 117 finally felt good about himself and decided to show the world his true face
Oh no! The wax is melting
Looks like someone needs an extreme makeover
“‘Twas the night before Christmas, and no creature was stirring, not even a-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT?!?!”
Well, at least now we know why Spartans don’t remove their helmets.
Papillon seriously wasn’t kidding when he said “You’re… Dead…”
What?
OOGEDBOOGEYBOO!
OMG!
You’re…bald…
THE EYES!
D ‘ WUUUUUUH?!??!
After having seen so many horrible captions, BS Angel’s Face finally melted off.
The last one, LOL … :)
Closed captioning sponsored by death! Yes, DEATH! The only cosmetic sure to get rid of those age lines…PERMANANTLY!
Spartan lasers, melting your face off since 2008!
The sad result of Tex actually failing to beat someone to death with thier own skull.
“This doesn’t seem physically possible!”
I hate Flamethrowers.
The UNSC had tried everything to win the war against the Covenant. ONI proposed a new tactic: scare the **** out of the Covenant. It worked.
I told you not to open the Ark of the Covenant!
(Unintentional jew-covenant/alien-covenant pun)
Grams always did go a little too heavy when applying her eyebrow makeup in the morning.
Can I get a boom headshot? Seriously… that thing is even easier to spot than the EVA fishbowl!
I heard when they were making Nicholas Cage’s outfit,
A group of Spartans came to add their own flare.
Look! It’s Pvt. Jimmy!
Little help here?