Friday Caption Fun, Round 72

Halo 3 ScreenshotIf you like big numbers next to your gamertag while also helping yourself to a heaping serving of experience, you’ll love this weekend’s Ranked Grifball Double EXP playlist. I’m assuming the die-hards have already been at it for quite some time now so perhaps I’ll test the waters later this evening. Until then, I’ll stay busy with captioning. After recapping last week’s answers, won’t you join me in adding some witty banter to a brand new screenshot?

  • “Smell who got to second base last night?!” (the light show)
  • “You can’t see it, but that Spartan’s feet are off the ground.” (StephaBon)
  • “You know, this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to help me with my Cthulhu costume.” (Rakolai)
  • “For the last time, I am not a PEZ dispenser!” (Firestorm12)
  • “To be fair, the alien is from a different world. Even so, that’s an awful mistranslation of facepalm.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “It was Farmer John (rips off mask) and I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” (HellCat)
  • “That is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted a little head!” (JLay)


Thanks to JLay, I do believe I have a new answer when faced with an all-too-common question. Speaking of wanting a little head, I think the Spartan in the next screenshot could make the same request. Check out the weirdness and then leave a quip that somehow relates. Come on now, don’t keep me waiting!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Unknown

118 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 72

  1. Pete Cooper says:

    ‘Production design for “Sleepy Hollow In Space” took a drastic and somewhat peculiar turn.’

    • General Vagueness says:

      “Production design for Operation Chastity shamelessly took the very same turn when producer Pete Cooper decided to copy more from the games, and didn’t do it very well”

      • Pete Cooper says:

        Ooooh you son of a bitch.

        • bs angel says:

          LOL!!

        • LordOsiris says:

          Great Win.

  2. stupidpower says:

    Spartans will make a good addition to Body Worlds.

  3. Dragnew says:

    When he asked for head, the red Spartan really didn’t expect his request to be taken so literally.

    • Dragnew says:

      It was eventually decided that, in the spirit of technological advancement, that Death’s robes would be replaced by Mjolnir Armor. Sadly, without a hood, he could no longer grow his eyebrows out.

  4. Don A K Bab says:

    I am Murray, the invincible demonic skull!

  5. Dragnew says:

    The remake of Nightmare Before Christmas decided to ignore the original’s fanbase, and go straight for the Frat-boys.

    • General Vagueness says:

      I would watch that.

    • Dragnew says:

      And still, Red is more attractive than Dare.

  6. Cardo says:

    “Does this Assult Rifle make me look fat?”

    • sebas says:

      you my friend just won yourself an internet

  7. OwlAsssassin says:

    Technically I can’t be beaten to death with a skull if I am a skull.
    Right guys?

  8. Him says:

    Billy’s oddball hiding spot was not as inconspicuous as he had hoped.

  9. In a Milhouse voice: Hey, Hey, Hey ladies!

  10. fool says:

    Hoping to get the other team to stop shooting long enough to score the win, Mike tried using his sad, puppy-dog eyes on them. It did not go according to plan.

  11. Mr Viper says:

    “After waiting for the sniper rifle to respawn for two years, Red finally realised the game was set to ARs only.”

  12. Araknoros says:

    After spending 4 hours trying to find the hidden skull on Orbital, Red was about ready to give up. Then he saw his reflection

    • Araknoros says:

      This way, I can upgrade the ammount of Deku Sticks i can carry…now i just have to navigate the forest…

      • Aklangi says:

        I think i love you

  13. IcyTreats says:

    People say Team Throwback’s dead. If they only knew how right they were…..

  14. Whitehawk13 says:

    Dammit! Who stole the ears from my Frank costume?!

  15. After listening to the Grateful Dead inside his helmet for years and years Red’s dream of becoming a Deadhead finally came true.

  16. The Last Hunter says:

    Igor Gets A Makeover

  17. How the hell does a skull have eyebrows and porkchop sideburns?????

  18. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    Pinks Plastic Surgery Disaster!

  19. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    Ghost from Task Force 141’s new skull mask was a bit too realistic.

  20. Schoony says:

    Man, do I have a bone to pick with you…

  21. SoFickle says:

    After being locked in a tanning bed for 2 days, Spartan was looking for revenge… and his nose.

  22. When his teammates told him he looked like death, he didn’t realize that wasn’t an exaggeration.

  23. Firestorm12 says:

    “Looks like someone is finally trying to unlock the rarely seen Mary-Kate Olson armor permutation.”

    “He chose…poorly”

    Kudos to the one who gets the reference in the second one.

    • A Shaky Shotgun says:

      Grail Knight – Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, if memory serves me right.

      • IrishRebelA07 says:

        Best. Reference. Ever.

  24. InventiveArgument says:

    After the show “Thundercats” closed down, Mumm-ra had to find new work.

  25. JLay says:

    Peter Jackson cancelled Maria Shriver’s part in the Halo movie once he realized the Hi-Def cameras were not kind to her.

    —————–

    Red team dominated Oddball once they realized a way to hold the skull and shoot at the same time.

  26. People always said Red was a real oddball, but those words had little meaning until he hit puberty.

  27. I, for one, did not know that Michael Jackson was such a big Halo fan that he had his own Spartan costume.

    • *high-fives you*

  28. Anton P. Nym says:

    “Now that I have the power of the SPARTANs, I shall return to Eternia and CASTLE GREYSKULL WILL BE MINE! HA-HAHAHAhahaha!”

    — Steve

  29. PsycoJoe says:

    There was hilarity in the ‘He-Man’ universe when it was revealed that Skeletor was moonlighting in the Halo universe.

  30. Gin says:

    In anticipation of Left 4 Dead 3, Red team decided to cosplay.

  31. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    You’ve always wondered why the Grunts called the Chief “Demon”, now we know.

  32. Mike says:

    what can i say? im an oddball

    • Wasiq says:

      :D

  33. The Flying Spartan says:

    The only things missing are the Chopper and the flames.

    —-

    Captain Keeta gets an upgrade for the 26th Century.

    —-

    The heretofore unseen Bonehead achievement and armor permutation.

    —-

    It’s Achmed, the dead Spartan!

    • MGH1138 says:

      Achmed the dead Spartan.

      Nice. :D

  34. Fiesta says:

    “Not care what Master Chief say. Mumbo Jumbo best shaman in Mombasa.”

  35. Ragingterror says:

    Skeletor has had enough of He-Man’s shenanigans and has this time opted to attack with guns and power armor.

    • IcyTreats says:

      I never understood that show.

  36. L337MA573R says:

    Reason #69 to quit drinking.

  37. Gnome says:

    “This doesn’t seem physically possible!”

    “Ghost Rider in Space developes some costume issues when they realize that a Spartan never takes off his helmet.”

    “Some people complained about the Spartan’s not being human enough. Once the project to make them appear more human finally started they all promptly wished they hadn’t said anything at all.”

    “Do you like my skullcap?”

    “Its Agent Skully”

    “When he told his friends that he had literally jumped out of his skin they didn’t believe him…. Until he showed up for work the next day.”

  38. big appleton says:

    Rooster Teeth’s revival of Donut for the next season didn’t turn out the way they expected
    ——
    Being a victim to numerous Teabagging, Bob discovered their’s a consequence to this ordeal

  39. Yami says:

    Its like that one RvB episode, I think it is, where that one dude is telling a story about a base he used to be on and Tech (I think I got her name right) ripped that dude’s skull out and he’s screaming “this isn’t physically possible!” as she beat him to death with his own skull.

    • pwkwsfi says:

      zzz

    • skittles says:

      Her name is Tex.

    • skittles says:

      The death’s head permutation wasn’t very popular…

    • augustelc says:

      weak…

  40. pwkwsfi says:

    this brings back nightmares of the Alien: Resurrection hybrid . . . thing.

  41. NartFOpc says:

    Halloween was over a month ago dude…

  42. halcylon says:

    Deeeeeeahhhhh… Nobody wants to play with me…

  43. Leafman says:

    When Frank-050 was allowed to customize his Mjolnir it became clear his last name was Castle.

  44. Sailor Harry says:

    What we all will look like when they release Duke Nukem Forever.

    What we all will look like when they actually make a decent video game movie.

  45. borrowedchief says:

    Army of two meets Halo

  46. xCxSTRYKEx says:

    The Portrait of Dorian Pink.

  47. Zerowind says:

    Eugene Levy’s personalized custom armor.

  48. Fushiko says:

    “After they made fun of her, BS angel went Ghostrider on their asses.”

  49. Fushiko says:

    This is what they look like before female spartans get to “put on their face”.

  50. Mojo says:

    Are you scared yet? Heh heh heh heh!

    *Obscure Michael Jacksons Ghosts reference*

  51. AeroHead734 says:

    Since when did Don Knotts start doing video game cameos?

    “Kate Moss”

  52. Rakolai says:

    Dutch’s helmet went through several incarnations during the production of Halo 3 ODST. Some more appealing than others.

  53. Cleansing Aura says:

    Red was now regretting buying that tube of miracle beauty cream

  54. pittofdoom says:

    “Dude, he punched you so hard that your skull is sticking through your helmet? Somehow, that doesn’t seem physically possible…”

  55. fool says:

    “Sarge said to ‘Put your game face on!’ Then everyone screamed and ran off…”

  56. Amaterasu says:

    “I feel like death all warmed up…”
    ___

    “What do you mean its not halloween??!!”
    __

    Sarge treid to 1up Dutch by really having Death’s skull on his helmet…

    • Amaterasu says:

      *tried

      damn typo D:

  57. KWDzero says:

    “In a desperate attempt to defeat He-man, Skelator was forced to raid Master Chief’s wardrobe.”

  58. TJ says:

    “Having an old, decrepit skull for a head isn’t normal.

    But on Meth, it is.”

  59. TrAvIs 6t6 says:

    This is the reason Spartans never remove their helmets.

    “They may seem okay on the outside, but they’re dead on the inside, they’re dead.”

  60. El Bunnyo says:

    “For the last time, Michael Jackson is dead, not a Spartan!”

  61. HellCat says:

    So they make spartan bionicles now?

  62. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    Little did Spartan Joe know, that he was bald, with red eyebrows…

  63. DethPwn says:

    Hey, it’s Skull Kid! (ba-dum kssh)

    George Lucas & Steven Spielberg decided to cut corners, and just make Raiders of the Lost Ark fully digital.

    This is what you get for opening the Ark of the Covenant. (see what I did thar, because Ark & Covenant both are related to Halo as well as Indy)

  64. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    So THAT’s what the Killzone guys look like under their helmets!

    • Mr Poe says:

      You think this is good? You should see the He-man counterpart.

  65. halo.pink says:

    anyone else thinking of Darth Vader?

  66. Personsen says:

    What? What is everyone screaming about?

  67. ViVo 444 says:

    If this is how Sarge looks under the helment, then I wounder how bs angel looks under her helment

    I wonder what an elite looks like when you rip of his face?

  68. Mojo says:

    After being sent to the future, Sir Daniel Fortesque got used to his new armor quite quickly!

    • tobias grey says:

      Those games rocked.

  69. Glasses Guy says:

    At least one Spartan was kind enough to take off his helmet.

  70. Wasiq says:

    Yorick was pretty PO’d when every match everyone tried to grab his head.

    Skel33tor: “I must find MLGxXHemanXx!”

  71. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    “SILENCE! I KILL YOU!”

  72. rollo says:

    And here, this is what happens if you take off a Bungie Employee’s Flaming Armour……

  73. porge says:

    At least I got eyebrows

    (Leeroy Jenkins reference, should it be unclear =P)

  74. Don113 says:

    Ye best start believin’ in ghost stories, Miss Turner…

    • JLay says:

      Nice POTC reference!

  75. Matt7777444 says:

    oh great, now mario characters are playing halo?

  76. Shirdel7221 says:

    Achmed’s wife didn’t survive the suicide bombs, even with Mjolnir armor.

  77. Someone says:

    “I’m sorry I just keep looking at his eyebrows”

    I’ll never shave again!

    Even after so many years of abuse, Spartan 117 finally felt good about himself and decided to show the world his true face

    Oh no! The wax is melting

    Looks like someone needs an extreme makeover

  78. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    “‘Twas the night before Christmas, and no creature was stirring, not even a-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT?!?!”

  79. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    Well, at least now we know why Spartans don’t remove their helmets.

  80. HolyJunkie says:

    Papillon seriously wasn’t kidding when he said “You’re… Dead…”

  81. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    What?
    OOGEDBOOGEYBOO!
    OMG!
    You’re…bald…
    THE EYES!
    D ‘ WUUUUUUH?!??!
    After having seen so many horrible captions, BS Angel’s Face finally melted off.

    • bs angel says:

      The last one, LOL … :)

  82. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    Closed captioning sponsored by death! Yes, DEATH! The only cosmetic sure to get rid of those age lines…PERMANANTLY!

  83. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    Spartan lasers, melting your face off since 2008!

  84. tobias grey says:

    The sad result of Tex actually failing to beat someone to death with thier own skull.

  85. Humrh360 says:

    “This doesn’t seem physically possible!”

  86. Arbita says:

    I hate Flamethrowers.

  87. Indeed Not says:

    The UNSC had tried everything to win the war against the Covenant. ONI proposed a new tactic: scare the **** out of the Covenant. It worked.

  88. Natonator says:

    I told you not to open the Ark of the Covenant!

    (Unintentional jew-covenant/alien-covenant pun)

  89. Ash says:

    Grams always did go a little too heavy when applying her eyebrow makeup in the morning.

  90. Gunlat3M says:

    Can I get a boom headshot? Seriously… that thing is even easier to spot than the EVA fishbowl!

  91. Babbott says:

    I heard when they were making Nicholas Cage’s outfit,
    A group of Spartans came to add their own flare.

  92. Fox says:

    Look! It’s Pvt. Jimmy!

  93. FTTinc says:

    Little help here?

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