Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
August 6, 2007
It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?
These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys of success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won’t work. So rest assured these haven’t been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.
Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
This is one of those sickingly cutesy lines. Very sweet and at least there is a zero chance you will get slapped.
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
If you are going to use this line, you better have something large to back it up. You whip out something that does the damage of a H2 needler and there is going to be disappointment. The ladies want the long barrel.
As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.
Another one that won’t be taken offensively. You will have a better chance of this line bringing success if you are actually on a killing spree. The ladies love a man with some serious skills.
Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
This one is likely to get a cheesy response but inside she will be giggling. It may help if you say it kinda gangster. Da BOMB yo!
With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?
Very straight forward and your intentions are clear. If she shoots you down, make sure there is at least a power weapon close by. That way you can use the same technique on the rockets to make yourself feel a little better. Hey, at least you scored something.
You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
You may be able to sell it, but make sure you can follow through as well. If the girls want your package, you better have a 10 star delivery.
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
You may get hit with this one. You may also get lucky with it as well. Make sure you are good enough to back this one up on the slight chance your offer is accepted. You don’t just want to just bring her shields down, you want the bomb detonated explosion.
*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
If you use this one, be sure to stand near a dual wieldable weapon. That way if she starts to raise her arm like she is going to hit you, you can back up and shout, “I was talking about that plasma rifle right there! Geez!”.
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
This one is direct and to the point without being horribly offensive. If she gets upset just tell her you are new to the game, don’t know the map, and thought you were supposed to follow the icons.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
This is a hilariously cheeky one. Use it on the girl who is defending the base to maximize your chances. Just watch out for a shotgun blast to the face as you come sneaking in. Access is not always granted.
*Disclaimer : These won’t really work. Good luck trying though.
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1.
Josh | August 6, 2007 at 3:51 am
Made me rofl.
Funniest one: “Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.”
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Bema J | August 6, 2007 at 6:05 am
Haha,fantastic.
Now, if only they worked
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Excardon | August 6, 2007 at 7:27 am
Hahaha. Good stuff.
Luckily I can say I did not have to resort to any of these when I met my wife. I’m quite cheesy enough without aid.
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coaks | August 6, 2007 at 7:46 am
“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.” - Anchorman
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Confused | August 6, 2007 at 7:52 am
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode
Best. One. Ever.
I should try that…
Oh lord I’ll never get laid again. =p
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mongoose1 | August 6, 2007 at 7:59 am
Too funny!
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Andres Echevarria | August 6, 2007 at 8:13 am
Halo obsessed humor - you gotta love it.
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Andy K | August 6, 2007 at 8:30 am
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode
Ha Ha, but more like
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and I’M guaranteed to explode lol
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agdTinMan | August 6, 2007 at 8:41 am
“You sure do have a nice ass…
….ault rifle.”
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writeitoutplease | August 6, 2007 at 8:55 am
The “auto-aim” and “hit ‘x’” ones are so funny that I’m going to use them………..even on girls that don’t play video games and only know of those glowing circular things on top of angels’ heads.
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Morpheus | August 6, 2007 at 9:41 am
That auto-aim one is so sweet….
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mongoose1 | August 6, 2007 at 10:44 am
BTW, this would be hysterical in Barrens chat (WoW).
Best they seem to do atm is say things like, “are you a girl? I never see girls playing horde.” Not very imaginative.
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Ray Reece | August 6, 2007 at 10:45 am
These are pretty funny… and pretty sad. Actually, anything that reminds me of my now ex-girlfriend is kinda depressing… I’m not blaming you, it’s not my fault everything reminds me of her.
*sigh*
-Ray
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Stuicide | August 6, 2007 at 11:01 am
I don’t know what gets in you sometime….
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XMixMasterX | August 6, 2007 at 11:03 am
I can back it up - now can you?
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Alekat | August 6, 2007 at 11:14 am
Thanks for trying to add some wit to our otherwise dull and horny timmie’s vocab =).
“Care to come ride my warthog? Let’s see how you handle the gun turret.”
I dunno what came over me…
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bs angel | August 6, 2007 at 11:29 am
See? They’re pretty fun to come up with, aren’t they?!
@ Stu - Don’t act surprised! You are fully aware of the extent of my weirdness.
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TTL zeuz patter | August 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Good choices Angel, I wonder why they dont work on real life! I guess that answers other questions doesn`t it.
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Stuicide | August 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I set that comment up for a joke. No one got it.
Your hubby…
TA DAAAA…
Ok, I’ll go back to work now.
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forchilli | August 6, 2007 at 3:37 pm
ha. interesting, but ive never heard these said on XBL.
maybe the jokes on me. ehh.
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Unr3alChi3f | August 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm
LOL NICE!!!
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iTeamKill | August 6, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“i would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?”
I’m pretty sure that one would just get you betrayed…fast.
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X Spoot X | August 6, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Hey Unreal, don’t I know you?
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Kyle | August 6, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Wow. Absolutely hilarious
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moyanna | August 6, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I’m laughing my… off!!
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Avid | August 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Damn Angel, Nice blog post. Good way to Pwn digg…
Unique blogpost are where its at.
Keep it up..
PAX BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Gary | August 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Awesome
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Juan | August 6, 2007 at 4:47 pm
@agdTinMan - Ass…ult rifle is funny too
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Dude | August 6, 2007 at 5:31 pm
gears of war > halo
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Unr3alChi3f | August 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm
@X Spoot X
maybe…. let me check my friends list lol
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TTL Fate | August 6, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I’m definitely going to use these in Chicago. I lost it when you mentioned, “You may get hit for this one.”
Great stuff angel.
WoW? Halo man, Halo. All the cool kids are doing it.
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Steve | August 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
“I think you’re pretty, I like you’re hair; here’s a beer… Are you ready yet?”
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Dusty | August 6, 2007 at 7:03 pm
LOL….best pick-up line for gamers yet
http://www.cafepress.com/soulfulngifted/2982362
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Ash | August 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Hahahah this is amazing.
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ROFLCOPTER! | August 6, 2007 at 7:41 pm
This article is hilarious because it implies that halo fans talk to girls…
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Captain Raspberry | August 6, 2007 at 7:49 pm
I gave these a shot, actually. Just on players. I didn’t bother to check to see if they were female or not.
I got shot every time, but I had a good laugh.
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rooz. | August 6, 2007 at 8:11 pm
…I am so going to use one of these when I see my girlfriend again.
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Isa | August 6, 2007 at 8:36 pm
I just thought about something: that would work in a LaserQuest game! Ahahahahaha.
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Talli | August 6, 2007 at 9:13 pm
You’re my fucking hero, BS. <3
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bs angel | August 6, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Oh no, you are going to use these lines on me, aren’t you Talli?! You evil woman you.
<3
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smilingchaos | August 6, 2007 at 9:33 pm
if only i played halo.
-love smiley
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live tv | August 6, 2007 at 9:43 pm
“Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.”
You messed that one up, it should have been:
“Are we playing Assault? Because I’d storm your beach”
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Silvercube | August 6, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Omg so many comments! Weeee!!
lol
i would never say these to any girls.. im not a flirt..
and im certainly not looking for any virtual ’scoring” lmao
but it was quite an enjoyable article.
“You turn me on like my 360″ LOL XD
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Fezzer | August 6, 2007 at 10:05 pm
HOLY CRAP!
I gotta use one of those on my wife sometime.
You are quite creative angel.
Keep these articles coming!
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The Nate Train | August 6, 2007 at 11:14 pm
I wish the pic was bigger.
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aleph | August 7, 2007 at 1:29 am
“Hey babe, mind if I unify my index with your core?”
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Bexxie | August 7, 2007 at 1:53 am
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
LAWL!
Would definately work on me!
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TPA Nightmare | August 7, 2007 at 1:56 am
lol, thats great. Good stuff angel! xD
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teh sexy | August 7, 2007 at 2:15 am
The whole pursuit is fruitless. Who’s seriously going to try to hook up with a girl 3,000 miles away?
Forget about hitting on virtual chicks in a virtual world. The only girls I want to hook up with are the ones that I can find on voteboob (google it).
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Peter117 | August 7, 2007 at 2:22 am
Thanks for the tips; now I know where I was going wrong when i was flirting with girls in halo previously…
:p
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fable | August 7, 2007 at 2:34 am
Lol. Hilarious. Great article! I’ll see if any of those lines work on my wife later…
Steve
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harrison | August 7, 2007 at 3:42 am
haha =) so awesome!
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intunericul | August 7, 2007 at 4:01 am
Awesome man, awesome… jerked me a laughing tear….
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OcR Envy | August 7, 2007 at 5:05 am
Wasn’t I surprised to see Angels blog getting dugg
http://www.digg.com/xbox_360/Top_10_Halo_Pick_Up_Lines
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chrisfiore5 | August 7, 2007 at 5:05 am
In the ever so confusing world of boy meets girl, boy wants to impress girl, boy opens mouth and inserts foot… these are priceless.
peace.
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kidal25 | August 7, 2007 at 5:53 am
thats great stuff. it’s still sad that people have to use this though. are there really chicks that play halo 2 online?
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Ankit | August 7, 2007 at 6:38 am
roflamo .. !!
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kashifalvi | August 7, 2007 at 7:09 am
i would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear…???
would it work on u …???
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maliha11 | August 7, 2007 at 7:12 am
hahaha, a pick line should be with some class not offensive, that surely doesn’t show that the guy is interested in me but in something else. how rude.
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Mandmsarecol | August 7, 2007 at 7:44 am
Wow, that is really, really, really funny! I am still laughing!
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prtndwhr | August 7, 2007 at 7:49 am
I think the worst one i got when was playing was….
“Are you wearing pants!?!”
smooth.
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Mara | August 7, 2007 at 8:32 am
These are much better than most lines that I have encountered. Not saying they would work but they would be good for a laugh.
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VideoGamer1988 | August 7, 2007 at 9:16 am
girl gamers? please send one to me!
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jeremy | August 7, 2007 at 9:49 am
wow. you sir deserve the awkward pick-up line crown much more than I. Well done.
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Steve | August 7, 2007 at 10:45 am
Get real - and a life. When was the last time you went outside?
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diatribal | August 7, 2007 at 10:45 am
I must say, ALL of those are better than the ever present, “Dude! It’s a girl! You’re playing a giril!”
Nothing gets the homefires burning like that!
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bs angel | August 7, 2007 at 10:54 am
@ Steve - Uuummm, … That would have been when I saw your mom. Which was last night.
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Phoenix | August 7, 2007 at 11:50 am
Those were freakishly funny.
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Monkey | August 7, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I like 3 and 5. They might actually work on me.
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Jessica Lynn | August 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
What you guys have GOT to remember is that you’ve gotta use a pick-up line suitable for the type of girl you wanna pick up. For instance, most of the girls that would respond to pick-up lines like the second one, really aren’t worth your time. Personally, one and three are the only really good ones…but hey, I’m just a girl, what do I know?
-Jessica lynn
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Smurfa | August 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Phoenix: Agreed
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GnaM | August 7, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Haha, Very clever! The “auto-aim” on is the best, I think.
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Quantifier | August 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Funny article angel - and for the record, i saw Stu taking notes
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bs angel | August 7, 2007 at 1:14 pm
@ Quantifier
I am actually scared to play Halo again with any of my friends that read this article. Particularly Coag mutli objective. Stay away!!
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Levine | August 7, 2007 at 1:28 pm
What button do I have to press to board you?
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sparkle1977 | August 7, 2007 at 2:05 pm
LOL!! That was funny!
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Dennis | August 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
lol so goood, i’ll try them out even though i have a g/f.
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Sarah | August 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
“I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.”
Definitely the best of the bunch, it’s clever and doesn’t make the girl feel like a piece of meat
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Obi | August 7, 2007 at 3:10 pm
hilarious! very original!
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anime14 | August 7, 2007 at 3:22 pm
That was hilarious. My friends luv 2 play and halo on XBL!!! One my friends even has a “girl-friend” on that game. I wonder if he uses those lines. Keep up the good work chick!!!
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Ryou | August 7, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Ha! I love it~! That’s so funny!
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nancycool | August 7, 2007 at 6:34 pm
hi pretty blog
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ven | August 7, 2007 at 7:08 pm
hahahah! this is so funny. im am soo sending this to my boyfriend!
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BITE ME788 | August 7, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Ahhh-haha Funny!
I would never fall for any of those if someone used them on me but I would be laughing as I shot the hell out of um’ lol.
Add me
BITE ME788
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sirtmagus | August 8, 2007 at 1:00 am
ZOMG I AM TOTALLY HUMPING YOUR FACE
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Noddegamra | August 8, 2007 at 3:45 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some great chat up lines! Very imaginative. lol
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Toxic Tears | August 8, 2007 at 9:51 am
*shakes head* what has this world come to…
*shakes head again* …oh world… is this why your going to explode yourself in 2012?! Can you even wait that long XD
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brockhenderson | August 8, 2007 at 10:37 am
LOFLMAO
My favorite was the “should I enter from the front or the rear”.
Excellent, absolutely excellent.
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Mentality | August 8, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Best post yet! I want to watch someone using some of these lines in a game.
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Josie | August 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
hahahaha this is freeeakin awesome. the FUNNIEST one was the one about dual wielding. the description haha. but yea the best was the assault. he he
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romain | August 12, 2007 at 5:25 am
fantastic!!
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Nathan | August 12, 2007 at 9:25 am
so i took the liberty of making the first one into a picture you can send someone
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2377/halopickuphx9.jpg
enjoy
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NidadiN | August 13, 2007 at 8:50 am
haha these are hilarious, but so stupid lmao
thank god no one’s used any of those on me hahaha
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Avid | August 14, 2007 at 10:10 am
Hey Angel,
I highly suggest you throw some Google ads up.
They suck unless you get a huge traffic spike, and I know you got thousands of hits from this post.
Its well worth it, i use google ads to generate money to buy stuff for giveaways..
later buddy..
- chris
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Sarah K | August 20, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Haha, I love those. If i guy used them on me, they might just get some. No joke
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jason | August 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm
hahahaaa some great ones here!
fantastic pick up lines
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Free Software | September 1, 2007 at 11:16 am
Great lines
Did you try any of them with a girl ? hahah
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Terry | September 1, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Very funny. Nice pick up lines. If they do work, do i get a prize?
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thecanvasgrey | September 4, 2007 at 6:49 pm
I can see why your blog is a hit! You are extremely witty and smart! Can’t wait to see more! Sincerely, Shallow Halo
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SeaChelle | September 7, 2007 at 7:59 pm
So great…sad thing is Red is going to try them now!!!
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Manictastic | September 9, 2007 at 12:56 am
Never knew Halo was such a “violent” game
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TTL L askan | September 17, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Tonight I’m bringing these back. In Game.
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unonomous | October 10, 2007 at 4:08 pm
(if she grabs the bomb say) Loosen ur grip on those balls cos they may be mine l8r
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D'Juan | November 28, 2007 at 6:50 pm
“Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.”
STOLEN! This is a mandatory pick-up line if I ever heard one!
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snh7 | January 8, 2008 at 5:23 am
awesome!
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ct | March 28, 2008 at 8:44 pm
hey, your pretty enough to ride on my Man Cannon!
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Seth | April 23, 2008 at 4:51 pm
‘Want to see what I REALLY melee with?’
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Seth | April 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Or: nice MJOLNIR, want to…?