The Gallery of Not Quite Right Halo Cakes
December 21, 2009 34 Comments
Well-meaning individuals can pour blood, sweat, and tears into their projects and still have them turn out absolutely nothing like they originally intended. That is the case with this image gallery that features Halo cakes that are not quite right. While their confectionery delights may be anything but, I still give all of the creators an A for effort. I guess you could say I’m just nice like that. Now, off to the mishaps!
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That first one looks more they have crossed a Bioshock 2 Big Daddy with a Spartan. :D
I was thinking that too.
I thought it looked like a Juggernaut from modern warfare 2.
Looks like a space marine from WH40K to me.
The second to last one killed me XDDD
They look like concept art.
Oh come on, the Tartarus one wasn’t that bad…
yeah, if you think about it, theres only half of him and then you have that cherry sauce on top, its like hes been cut in half and theres blood everywhere! even his eye is rolling to the back of his head to show he is dieing! i want that cake! :D
I agree, not bad at all. I just thought the whole cheesecake thing was odd. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Halo-themed cheesecake before this one!
I sorta have. It was blue-berry.
I think the 9th one (that says “Slayyaaaaa!!!1!!”) might be a sticky grenade, rather than MC’s helmet, and if it is (someone second me on this) I actually kinda like it! :D
The dick head one kept me laughing for quite awhile ;)
Now that you mention it, it does look rather like a plasma grenade…
It does look like a plasma grenade now that you mention it but the creator said it’s supposed to be MC’s helmet. Oh well, I still like the Scooby Doo colors!
I lol’d.
A lot.
I can’t stop laughing about the tenth and it’s description..
The first one looks like Juggernaut. He just needs to be saying “I’m the Master Chief, bitch!”
…X-men?
Bum bum buuuum. BTW, what exactly is number 12 (the one made by a 5 year old) supposed to be?
The Halo Xbox 360 console. I think.
A halo 3 special edition 360. ive got one, so when i saw it then looked at my 360 i cracked up
on #4, Chief’s backside, I have the say the metallic colored frosting has me concerned…
3 and 6 aren’t that bad, I’d definitely not mind getting them. And 11 and 13 look awesome. The rest, though… that 2nd one just cracked me up.
im surprised bsangel isnt more upset with that first one… look at the tiny crotch area… and just to make sure you know it wasnt a mistake, tiny feet too
the second last one isn’t terrible, just shape-wise it isn’t all there…
The scorpion one is actually pretty cool.
Should cake make me want to vomit?
OMG.
Best. Post. EVER.
Agreed, I got about this far through the comments before I could breathe again from all the giggling I was doing while reading the post. Srsly.
“i ran out of frosting and had to use shit instead, hope you dont mind.” Fishstick Genious! i love you Hawty. Ha!
LOL! The tank’s caption.
Hawty…
*Insert Comedic Music*
Laughing at people is always good. The 5yr old one and the backside one were funny as hell
#4, the backside one, actually is very detailed… just not so…. appetizing!
7, 8, 9, 11, 12 & 13’s captions almost made me pee myself laughing.
And does anybody else see a Big Daddy drill on Chief’s arm in 5’s?
roflmao! master chiefs a dick head 0.0