Long-Lost Brothers: Wheatley and 343 Guilty Spark
July 13, 2010 20 Comments
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Probably the first thing I thought when I saw Wheatey ha
I wonder if you will want to shoot him as much as I did Guilty Spark.
I heard that hes pretty annoying with his voice, but I dont think it would quite work if you tried shooting him with the portal gun lol
Wheatley?! That’s his name?!
Never even realized it. CAN’T BE UNSEEN.
I swear to God if Wheatley suddenly turns on me and it turns out the Portal Gun is actually a superweapon…
This isn’t the first time we’ve caught these two franchises in bed together.
You’ve not seen this. (Definitely gets different at the end
i just dont know what to say about this….
well i think if i have to choose between the companion cube and wheatley i know whos getting incinerated now
… and when Mendicant Bias (is that a spoiler?) gets all mean and rampanty and if Wheatley were to wear a red contact lens, they’d both look like HAL 9000.
“Would you like to hear a song, Dave?”
*pant-pant* “I’d” *pant* “love that, HAL, would you sing it to me?”
“Happily [but sung oh-so-sadly]:
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!
I’m half crazy, oh, for the love of you!”
Remember Joker? What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!
I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. *joker pauses, unsure whether EDI is serious* …that is a joke.
that moment really made me lol. lets just hope wheatly does not say the same thing (but i am pretty sure that BS angel does)
Such good games! ^_^
I can’t believe I didn’t see this earlier.
>_<
He better not kill Johnson.
LOL That is the first thing thought when I saw Wheatly another Spark
The two side by side look like a pair of robot boobs. I am a genius!
The similarities run even deeper: Both betray you midway through the game (“Two Betrayals” for Spark, “The Fall” for Wheatley) and Wheatley’s fate at the end of Portal 2 echoes Spark’s fate at the end of H:CE (That is, to say, both are stranded in space, although Spark eventually gets recovered).