Friday Caption Fun, Round 109

Halo 3 ScreenshotWith Halo: Reach a mere four days away, it’s probably about time to send Halo 3 off in style. This is in no way a goodbye, mind you, but simply an until-we-meet-again sort of thing. Bungie is graciously offering up Maption Sack as their weekend double experience festivities, which, if you have a penchant for crazy, community-created maps, should be right up your alley. Otherwise, a marathon session in your favorite playlist should suffice. Up first though is our customary captioning. Let’s recap the wittiest of last week’s responses, and then we’ll tackle a brand new screenshot!

  • “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!” (VYPER117)
  • “To hunt the cone, you must become the cone.” (akanealw)
  • “Tonight’s “Xbox Live Game With Fame” goes retro with the folks from Devo!” (Anton P. Nym)
  • “Have you ever wondered why we are here?…” (retinence)
  • “In’cone’nito” (SIR COFFEE)
  • “Bungie were struggling to top the flaming heads of Halo 3 but then suddenly it hit them… in the face… hard…” (Crazy A 64)
  • “Shhhh! Be vewy quiet! We’we hunting twaffic cones!” (Iago 462)
  • “Halo: Conebat Evolved” (cardo8)
  • “Greatest disguise ever, Red will never spot me!” “Greatest disguise ever, Blue will never spot me!” (Bud the Chud)

While those disguises definitely need some work, I think it’s safe to say the costume in the following screenshot is also less than optimal. Check out what I mean and then tell me what’s going on, preferably in the form of a witty caption please. Oh, and if you could do it before Tuesday, that would be awesome. I heard through the grapevine it will be rather busy that particular day…

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: TACO831

86 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 109

  1. Zwooosh says:

    Oh sure, It’s quite impressive he got in there… but wait ’till he comes out… It’ll be a blast!

    • General Vaguneness says:

      thumbs-up for groan inducing

  2. WRising says:

    “Another reason why no one likes dinos… there’s just no winning that battle”
    “He’s taken Grunt Birthday Party to a WHOLE new level”

  3. Justifiedcandy says:

    “For HMB; Send me out with a bang!”

    • Hyokin says:

      You beat me to it. XD

      I’ll just +1. haha

  4. Rippolighter159 says:

    Blue doesn’t quite get the idea of modern art.

  5. akanealw says:

    “Early versions of Forge phased physics had a deadly side effect.”

  6. TheChrisD says:

    “This dino thought he was playing Prophunt in Team Fortress 2. He’ll find out he’s wrong in a very explosive way…”

    • S says:

      When exactly did everyone start calling Elite’s “Dino’s”? I didn’t hear it until I got on the reach beta but i have to say, I really just don’t like it at all.

      • Hyokin says:

        People have been doing it for awhile, probably since H3 came out.

        I think its kinda silly, but to each their own. :)

  7. chwbcc says:

    “Mom always said put your toys away when you’re done playing with them.”

  8. lozg1985 says:

    “Dude, first you get you’re dick stuck in the warthog’s exhaust and now this? you need some help man, serious help!” blue said.
    “but i love the feel of metal!” Red replied.

  9. JLay says:

    Moments in Halo evolutionary history: moments before dinos started to fly.

  10. porge says:

    Red has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover…

    • XXLChicken says:

      LOL nice Monty Python reference. Needs moar thumbs up.

      • Indeed Not says:

        I quite agree. *thumbs up again*

      • porge says:

        I didn’t think it was going to work too well, but now I realize that fusion coils explode. Completely slipped my mind at the time, but I’m not gonna complain

  11. OwlAssassin says:

    Aim… very… carefully

  12. Nuclear Pi says:

    Elite: “Go on, punch me – I DARE you!”

  13. MGH1138 says:

    Blue, if you make a “thinking outside the box” joke, I swear I’m gonna kick your ass.

  14. Grif says:

    That’s right, stay in your cage!

  15. XMixMasterX says:

    I think Bungie went a little too far with the armor perms this time around.

  16. Schoony says:

    It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!

  17. Malechei says:

    Blue tried desperately to tell the elite his contortionist act wasn’t quite ready to go on the road.

  18. SPARTANXIII says:

    I guess the blue’s there to “defuse” the elite


  19. A Deaf Boy says:

    Halo Reach will BLOW your mind…like this.

  20. The Flying Spartan says:

    Guarding the Cage of Shame might not be glorious, but somebody’s gotta do it.

  21. Mr Viper says:

    With a matter of hours left, Blue Spartan sighed with relief as he got ready to ship the last packed-up Elite to Halo Reach.

  22. S says:

    “Look, it doesn’t matter how it happened, quit asking questions and just get me out of here”

  23. Undercover Duck says:

    You should never mess with the fusion coil cos you never know when they will strike.

  24. The Elite’s contortionist career was off to an explosive start.

    • Eff nevermind, someone already made a contortion comment.

      • justifiedcandy says:

        I thought it was funnny :)

  25. Monkey_lord says:

    Overkill…no such thing.

  26. Red: HELPPP!!! I can’t figure out how to flush this damn toilet!!
    Blue: How did you get in there in the first place?

  27. retinence says:

    S***, my back itches.

  28. retinence says:

    This was a carefully crafted scenario, not by Blue, not by Red, but by the grenade in the middle that suddenly became self-aware.

  29. Natonator says:

    I wonder if this’ll get through customs?

  30. Anton P. Nym says:

    *Superintendant chime* Thank you for using Mombasa Recycling. Keep it clean!

    — Steve

  31. John says:

    “All I’m saying is, you’d better flush when you’re done.”

  32. Basic Paul says:

    When Bungie mentioned the exclusive elite armour permutations included with reach, Halo 3’s red elite got a little jealous, and went a little too far trying to fit in.

  33. narff117 says:

    damn, Pokemon gets more complicated every year.

  34. Ray says:

    I was going into withdrawal, lol! O_O

    “Dare you to shoot me! =P Plllltttt”

  35. jVictor says:

    “I see the UNSC is testing out its new Elite-fueled fusion cores.”

  36. push says:

    Blue asks, “So, what’s it like working for 343?”

    Red answers, “…. um, I… uh……. it’s a bit more structured…”

  37. Hyokin says:

    While the spartans may have used the bubble shield to protect themselves from enemy fire, Elites truly mastered a defensive device that prevented enemy melee attacks.

    Unfortunantly, bullets still worked…

  38. push says:

    Red: “Not exactly the kind of ‘cage match’ I was looking for”

    Blue: “And that’s my fault… how?”

  39. John Galvin says:

    Halo 3 isn’t for everyone . If you experience: itching, Claustrophobia, sense of loss of self, becoming one with the collective, and thoughts of xenophobal genocide; talk to your doctor as this could be the result of a serious birth defect and/or your mother.

  40. ACC3SS says:

    The safety word is ‘banana’.

  41. minimac XVII says:

    Red: “How long have we been at war, and you STILL haven’t made Elite-size cages?”

  42. DustandEchoes says:

    “How did you-”

    “Shut up and get me a crowbar”

  43. Steven says:

    Hey look Jack In The Box finally decided to get into the halo business

  44. Rakolai says:

    After killing the Elite, Blue tried to find an inconspicious place to dispose of the body.

    He’s not having much luck so far.

  45. Gunlat3M says:

    Blue: Okay, now those are some really messed up hit-… boxes….

    • xCxSTRYKEx says:

      Ha! I knew elites’ heads weren’t in it!

  46. 0101 says:

    IT’S A TRAP!

  47. grimtimes says:

    dude even the games is telling you that you suck

    • Falcon011 says:

      I will grant you three wishes if you let me out of here.

  48. nobleteam says:

    The Covenant do not spend alot of money on their Drop Pods!

  49. Babbott says:

    After reading bs angel’s future changing announcement, the covenant wanted the spartans to kill them.

  50. Dust Storm says:


  51. HuskerAlpha says:

    There! All packed up and ready to be sent out through UPS for my Grandma’s Birthday.

  52. Zee-V70 says:

    “This is Blue-2, target located. Coil’s taken another hostage, over.”

  53. zarcon1222 says:

    Elite- “Man when i was T-baggin you I thought you were dead… I didn’t know you were just sleepin. You didn’t need to stuff me in this barrel”

  54. plazmamuffin says:

    Blarg chicka honk honk that is kinky

  55. General Vaguneness says:

    Spartans were pretty much the only ones who could capture an Elite. This was an area where their creativity was especially helpful.

  56. Visitor at home says:

    In case of dumb-assery, teabag face, and throw grenade.

  57. etha7 says:

    Suicide bombing gone wrong.

  58. VYPER117 says:

    Red’s PAX costume left a little to be desired, but it started quite a few fires.

    • VYPER117 says:

      *light a few

  59. ComaToast says:

    Spy check!

  60. pwkwsfi says:

    Let’s see you try to veto Narrows now, punk!

  61. Araknoros says:

    its one of the co-op robots for Portal 2. or am i the only one who sees that?

  62. Ronnie says:

    Moments inside Bungie:
    the real reason the fusion coil doesn’t have “phased” physics option

  63. Ronnie says:

    Fusion Coils: Venus Flytraps of the halo world

  64. Pete Cooper says:

    When Blue shouted “assume the position” to his Red prisoner, he was left wondering what kind of sordid, kinky past the alien had.

  65. Fata1Stryke says:

    Bit of a mix-up at the fusion coil factory, huh?

  66. SPARTANXIII says:

    Bungie’s attempt to make the Elite’s more “Action Packed” was different than what most people had in mind.

  67. Thomas Wayne says:

    Soldier in blue: “He fell into the wall? Inconceivable!”

    Teammate off-screen: “You keep using that word… I do not think it means what you think it means…”

  68. xxgamerguyxx says:

    He He shoot me now and see what happens….

  69. TwitchingAWOL says:

    now dance go-go girl, dance! *evil cackle*

  70. Indeed Not says:

    “NO! I’m not coming out until BS Angel decides to stay!”

  71. Mudboy says:

    Yes, red had finally FUSED with a COIL

    thumbs up for terrible puns, anyone? anyone?

  72. Jack Attaak says:

    Nobody really wanted to play “High-Stakes Twister” with Jason.

  73. ChickenFace says:

    I blame Stosh.

  74. Sgt Benton says:

    Upon reflection, the Elite realised that his Weighted Companion Cube cosplay outfit probably wasn’t the best thing to wear during combat.

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