Friday Caption Fun, Round 107
August 27, 2010 92 Comments
Halo: Reach will be happily spinning in your Xbox 360’s disc tray in a mere 18 days but if your current experience is somewhat similar to mine, time is moving at a snail’s pace at this point. Gameplay videos, live-action trailers, and vidocs continue to hit us at a rapid-fire rate, every single one teasing what will eventually be ours. For now though, we continue to play Halo 3. And we caption. But only after recapping last week’s responses of course!
- “It’s a legitimate strategy.” (Indeed Not)
- “It wasn’t the rocket that hurt Blue in the end. It was being left out.” (TPA Nightmare)
- “Camping taken to new heights.” (Gagazet)
- “IT’S A TRAP!” (jVictor)
- “Great WTF Moments In History – Blue gets an overkill extermination for throwing a couple of ‘nades down the invis hall…” (JLay)
- “That’s not OS. Fred was stuck in the middle and really had to pee.” (retinence)
- “Guys! I’m not sure this overshield is gonna hold your weight much longer!” (Ben Of Bodom UK)
- “We are a monument to all your sins.” (shonan)
- “Blue thought he was the only one clever enough to time the invisibility spawn.”
(Skitzo Sven) - “It looks like OS is -sunglasses- carrying his team. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH” (ODST Alpha)
I could not read the final caption without thinking of the ridiculously entertaining CSI-themed Mass Effect videos. Someone needs to make some Halo ones, stat! Another thing that needs to be done in a quick-like fashion is the captioning of the following screenshot. Come up with a witty quip, and post it in a comment please. Thank you!
Author: xX Floseiden Xx
The dangers of swimming with green hammerhead recon shark.
“dun dun. dun dun. dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun didley!” green spartan
“Grow up!” White spartan 1
O I heard they were already making a squeal to Piranha 3D!
Glad to see its already this far along.
I can has Recon?
White: Oi! Can’t you see we’re busy here?
this week on shark week…
don… don……. don… don…… don don… don don… don don don don
oh… :facepalm: mybad
another failed attempt by BP… (too soon?)
right white guy: hey dude, so you feel this warm spot?
left white guy: O_o
Even 500 years in the future, Aquaman is still sore at BP executives.
right white guy: really dude, if you turn your back to him, he’ll just go away
left white guy: i don’t think your theory holds water
left white guy: should we tell him there’s a huge hole right in front of him?
right white guy: why? you didn’t tell me.
green guy: give me back my rubber ducky and go away! NOW!
The only thing i can think of is:
lolwut?
This isn’t the flood i thought you meant…
Recon tried to compensate for his height with his mighty mohawk.
Sneaking, sneaking, sneaking
Green Spartan: Ahhh… that’s better…
White Spartan: I know you said you were holding it in but… wow…
Do… Do you think they saw me?
Green Spartan: Wait a minute… who is the real white Spartan?
White Spartan: That’s a pretty big helmet crest
White Spartan 2: He has to compensate for his… hight
The White Spartans are higher, but not exactly dry
Both White Spartans: He is!
One of those was meant to be
Green Spartan: Wait a minute… who is the real white Spartan?
Both White Spartans: He is!
Ignore those lines in the post above, they got mixed up, kthxbye
The real way BP finally capped the well and got rid of the oil in the Gulf…Spartans!
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The Bungie banhammer lurks for all those who pee in the Xbox Live community pool.
“Dude, you COMPLETELY missed the point of skinny dipping”
By 2357, Swamp Thing had evolved enough to be called Swamp Man.
By 2552, he had further evolved to become Swamp Spartan.
Marco… MARCO….
duna….duna…duna duna duna duna dunana
(Jaws music)
White Irwin Spartan: Krikey! A rare Green Hammer Shark, this predator can get a smack down with one swing of that gravity hammer…lets punch it in the nose and see what happens!
We’re gonna need a boat. Then, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
When Piranha 3D hits your local Longshore, they will have Grav Hammers!
HAX!
“Does my head look like a goldfish bowl to you?”
“Na, it looks more like an injured seal that’s thrashing about and bleeding heavily into the water, kinda odd really. You don’t get any sharks around here do you?”
White: “Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!…wait, that’s your line. My bad.”
Also, I would like to thank BS Angel for the caption pick again. Makes my day every time : )
when the whites realized what they were swimming in, they quickly pulled their heads out of the water. green was not so fortunate
“Really, man? I knew we shouldn’t have worn EVA!”
His vision is limited; so if I stand still, he can’t see me.
Spartan seamen: armed and dangerous.
Nice – made me think of this one “BS Angel’s wet dream – a bunch of Spartan seamen.”
Now, I know that the Spartan Project was headed by the Office of Naval Intelligence, but really, you expect them to swim?!?!
Jaws vs Halo: Coming to a an alien beach near you!
“For a brick, he swims pretty good”
It looks like Green….
-sunglasses-
Is a pool shark.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
It looks like the Whites….
-sunglasses-
Spent too much time in the water.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
“Hey dude your fly’s undone.”
“We have other issues.”
“Yeah, but it is.”
EVA #1 “Did you know you zombies could swim?”
EVA #2 “I do now…”
Green: “Ladies…”
that’s one way to hit on them
The white spartans were merely sitting ducks waiting for the attack.
Don’t move! he can’t see you if you don’t move.
Don’t look behind you.
What, why?
White is about do learn why you don’t pee in the pool.
*to*
We knew it was bad when BP hired Spartans to deploy to the gulf…
this is the result of the epic mutations due to the BP spill 0.o
Eva: Oh hai!
green spartan “hey u guys find ne crabs yet im getting hungry n i got my crab hammer ready”
white spartan #1 “nope”
white spartan #2 “yea…. o wait it was just a flood”
The biggest splash they’ll ever see.
This is the last time we organise a fight at the Reading festival!
(The English among you should be laughing)
Spartan drop pods are sometimes sent off course, 3 landed in Pakistan
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White 1: what’s that
White 2: my pet shark hammy
White 1: if I could move my legs he would have no face left by now
“Last night on Big Brother. Two hunky spartans get sent home by the sneaky recon spartan”
I dunno I heard about that Big brother double elimination, I’ve never watched an episode in my life, shut up I can’t think of anything else *runs to corner* T_T
Marco polo… with deadly consequences.
He’s behind us!!… dude, did it suddenly get warmer in this spot?
Hey look its a…..dolphin!?
P.S.A to all Nuke Boosters: No matter where you go, no matter where you hide, we WILL find you.
the ban hammer is among you sniping dish’s
JAWS: Halo style
EVAs: Aw shiiiiii….
Recon: “whack”
EVAs: …….iiiiiiitttt “splash”
It is a well known fact that hammerheads can smell menstration. Run away!! Lol
White Spartans: Release the Kraken!!
Green Spartan: WTF are you two talking about?
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White Spartan 1: I knew you said you had to piss like a racehorse but DAMN!
White Spartan 2: Sorry!!! I couldn’t hold it in any longer.
Green Spartan: HEY! I felt that way over here!!
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“Guess what!”
“What?”
“I’m not wearing any swimming trunks!”
Icebergs are a lie! It was a crazy green armored spartan who sunk titanic!
This is how BP gets people to clean up the oil in the Gulf!
Greens impersonation of an alligator
White 2:”You know what I really hate? A guy in Recon Armor.”
White 1:”….”
White2:”There’s one right behind me……isn’t there…..”
no… HE IS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!! :P
Bert! Turn that mod off! The Banhammer Theme’s playing!
Green (in british accent): And here we see a couple of EVA’s spending time in their natural habitat..
EVA1: Where the heck is that accent coming from?
EVA2: Oh I know
Whoa! Guys! Stop! I lost a contact!
Green: Ahh! I lost my swim trunks… hey! stop staring.
Damn you Al Gore!
The workers of the “this is 911 times 1000” oil spill, were NOT expecting a hammerhead shark to actually HELP them.
So umm fred… are you 100% sure you turned the hose off when you was done cleaning your hammer? -BOOOOM!- “Double Kill”
Once his pool’s pH became all pee and no H, the green spartan finally decided to do something about it.
“It looks like these whites -sunglasses- will be sleeping with the fishes. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
Skinny dipping after prom, these Eric and Jenny were about to realize why nobody swims in the Black Lagoon…
Recon: Okay guys, I think I’ve almost fixed the leak. Get some buckets and start bailing.
Time to milk a joke till its dead
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Looks like the White spartans vacation plans are… -sunglasses- dead in the water.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
Here fishy fishy…
White 1: Oh no.
White 2: Under these cothes I’m naked!!
WHHAAAAMMMM!!!!
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Dammit Recon! I told you White goes seethrough!
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Green: (circling and making Jaws theme) Dudda da da da da da da
Both Whites: (monotone) Oh no, a terrifying Shark.
On a somewhat related note, since you run Halo3screenshots.com, will there be a reach screenshots website?
Reach screenshots are actually already integrated into the site. If you click on the Reach-specific image right under the navigation bar, it will show you those shots only. Try it out, and let me know if you have any problems!
The REAL reason why water is lethal in most video games.
Bungie’s ban-hammer algorithm takes on a new form.
Dude, are you SURE you dropped your keys in here?
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Nobody move! I’ve dropped me brains!
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Tell me again… why are we swimming in an ocean of coffee?
Spartans take Marco Polo to a whole new level.
Green’s announcement that he lost his Spartan codpiece in the tide was cut off midsentence when he found out that the two white Spartans were girls.