A Chocolate Halo Figure That Will Melt in Your Mouth

Chocolate Master Chief

If you fantasize about Master Chief as frequently as I do, you’ll love the chocolate Spartan fellow gamer Greg recently whipped up. Made with a silicone mold crafted from a Mark VI McFarlane action figure, the edible version allows you to gently roll your tongue along the Spartan’s head and savor every single drop of deliciousness that slowly oozes out. Let’s just say this is one treat that will melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Should you be interested in watching a behind-the-scenes look at how this confectionery delight was brought to life, there is a seven-minute video waiting for you after the jump. Otherwise, perhaps you can join me in brainstorming ways to make this little guy cream-filled. The explosion of flavors would be well worth the spattering of white drops dribbling down your chin. In my opinion at least.

*Image posted with permission

46 Responses to A Chocolate Halo Figure That Will Melt in Your Mouth

  1. Canuck-Errant says:

    The only thing that would be better would be a nougat helmet.

    • gruntythirst says:

      hsi ass is freezer burnt lol thats great guess he spent to much time in cryo storge

    • Baskter says:

      Chocolate Mongoose and Pelican pl0x?

      lol jk

  2. Zwooosh says:

    Aaaand angel does it again…
    Somehow she turned a choclate figurine into a sexual reference xD

    It looks awesome though :P

    • legkolo says:

      She does for everything :D

      • Hunter85792 says:

        Yeah, but there was at least *goes and checks* around 6 or 7 of ’em.

        • AvalonTreman says:

          Are you complainin’? Shiiit, the whole reason I come here are for the sexual innuendos :D

        • Hunter85792 says:

          I’m not complaining, just saying there’s a lot of ’em in this one.

  3. I don’t think I could eat this without thinking of what you just said now. Fantastic.

    • bs angel says:

      That is what I like to call SUCCESS!

      • ShodSpartan117 says:

        That is what I like to call, fucking delicious. Fuck chocolate rabbits. I want the Easter Chief to visit.

  4. staticrift says:

    “roll your tongue along the Spartan’s head and savor every single drop of deliciousness that slowly oozes out”

    Im guessing you don’t mean the one on his neck

    • bs angel says:

      I was talking about the one with the helmet.

      • Hector4369 says:

        all these comments are about you and the chiefs cod piece lol quite a reputation you got there

        • bs angel says:

          I’m not exactly subtle about letting my tastes be known, LOL…

  5. one crazy idiot says:

    Now which would Angel go for first – the head or the codpiece?

    • Zwooosh says:

      The Codpiece, she likes it when it’s still hard

      • Hunter85792 says:


  6. krazygamer1011 says:

    I would make a Jello spartan!!

  7. augustelc says:

    hmm i think ill make a white and regular chocolate swirl…

  8. Ray says:

    Now BS Angel has a legit excuse to lick the Chief’s codpiece, lol.

    • bs angel says:

      As if you need an excuse for that!

  9. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    Innuendo… Overload… ahhhhh!

  10. Kat says:

    ;D -joins BS in the nomming-

    • bs angel says:

      Double team ftw!

  11. must… have… in… mouth….

    • hongoasdf says:

      *Sips tea and waits patiently for the first “That’s what she said” comment*

      • Hunter85792 says:

        “I believe that a woman said something of that manner.”
        *sips tea as well*

  12. Kevin says:

    i want a chocolate grenade…

  13. alisonst says:

    I would like to formally offer 343 Industries as a testing lab for any and all Spartan yummies.

    It’d be a hardship, but we do what we can.

  14. Adam Grumbo says:

    oh boy. rebound 25 is not approved for food consumption. but cool stuff.

    btw why do people keep using brushable silicone as pourable?

    • Greg says:

      My bad i meant to say i was using SmoothSil 940. I use rebound 25 so much I just said it by mistake. Sorry everyone.

  15. lol says:


  16. Doc says:

    In order to make it cream filled, you would have to do each half seperate with something hollowing it out. Then you’d need to melt the edges slightly, place them together and let solidify, then fill with whatever cream your heart desires, usually by a small hole on the bottom (but from the rear could work too), then just fill the hole with more chocolate.

    I wonder if he’ll be interested in selling the molds, I’d buy one

    • SoC BrownSound says:

      Dude, you could make a serious charity donation if we could make lots of those edible chiefs and sold them (different flavors or ingredients used)

  17. Mickey says:

    Theres just so many innuendos here its ridiculous. I mean I cant tell if this is about the figure or about how many puns people can make about hawty mcbloggy liking chocolate cod pieces. ;)

  18. Cor7ana says:

    There are so many dirty things I want to say about this. But the big issue here is whether or not I want it in my mouth.

  19. nichunknown says:

    hahaha we’ll just say a plasma grenade took out his knee cap” XD LMAO

  20. SpaceGhost2K says:

    Angel, I got a Cadbury Cream Spartan for ya.

  21. November says:

    So you want him inside you as his cream dribbles down your chin?

  22. XXLChicken says:


    Its the Muslim month of Ramadan and we all have to fast. Thanks for making me want to eat.

    And for those who don’t know what “fasting” means, then let it be known that the last statement above was sarcastic.

  23. L337MA573R says:

    So, like, is this guy gonna start selling these?

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  25. TwitchingAWOL says:

    Is it wrong to be aroused by someone’s description of a confectionary treat?

    • Hunter85792 says:

      Not if its Angel…

  26. R1S1NGPHO3NIX says:


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