Friday Caption Fun, Round 104

Halo 3 ScreenshotI’m currently on vacation and away from my controller, so it only makes sense that Bungie would choose this weekend to host my absolute favorite double experience playlist. That’s right, all of you get to indulge in some Grifball for the next three days while my Xbox will remain woefully neglected. Stick around to recap last week’s responses and caption a new screenshot, and maybe I won’t hold it against you…. maybe being the key word.

  • “Unleashing Hell. At 5mph.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “Surprisingly, he’s on a splatter spree.” (retinence)
  • “Think moving things around in Halo 3 Forge was buggy and slow? You should’ve seen the original version…” (S)
  • “A forklift sounds like an ideal penetration machine, but Boris was unable to get it up.” (staticrift)
  • “They see me rollin’. They hatin’.” (Wasiq)
  • I’m telling you, there is no way you can pick up chicks in a forklift!” (Jim 028)
  • “He wasn’t sure whether he was madder at his mother, for naming him Sisyphus – or his boss, for having an education and a lousy sense of humor.” (Louis Wu)
  • “Forklift beats everything!” (Babbott)


A game where a forklift beats everything is a game I want to play! Or not. I can’t decide if that would be unbelievably awesome or just beyond horrible. It will take me so long to ponder that particular query that you should have more than enough time to come up with a witty quip for the following screenshot. So please, caption away!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: EVOKE 730

98 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 104

  1. TPA Nightmare says:

    While unsure as to the exact use of the object, Keith tried to look menacing.

  2. TROYTRON INDUSTRIES says:

    This is why Sword fights on Snowbound just don’t work.

  3. OwlAssassin says:

    The #1 cause of Spartan finger-loss

  4. Shadowmech88 says:

    The hardest achievement in Halo 3, obtaining a headshot with an energy sword.

  5. Railer says:

    Like in that one movie they saw, the Spartan and Elite attempted to cut themselves out of the ice.

  6. Liam says:

    The Spartan concluded that the weapon was unusable due to lack of a trigger.

  7. lozg1985 says:

    “that’s not a knife, this is a knife!”

    • OwlAssassin says:

      *pulls out a Gravity Hammer*

      • S says:

        best…reply…ever

        • lozg1985 says:

          Tip’s hat

    • L337MA573R says:

      *Pulls out a gun*

      • L337MA573R says:

        Ok fine, I get it. Dumb joke. Sorry.

        • bs angel says:

          LOL… <3

  8. Gagazet says:

    “I am sunken in! Help me out!

    “Dito.”

    • Doc says:

      Quicksnow? Here, grab this!

      • Gagazet says:

        Thats a good one, Doc :D

  9. ElItearbiter says:

    PEW PEW PEW!

    • Wasiq says:

      Damn it that was mine =(

  10. retinence says:

    “Hello… how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack…”

    • augustelc says:

      great movie….. not sure it applies here

  11. retinence says:

    You know that feeling you get when you read a word and know what it means but never heard it said aloud so you don’t know what it sounds like, then you say it in public and everyone looks at you like an idiot? That’s kinda what happened to Fred.

  12. gr1nandbear1t says:

    are you SURE these are contact-lens-finding-tweezers ???

    • Wasiq says:

      If you think THAT’S weird…you should see where he puts his plasma grenades ;)

  13. grimtimes says:

    See if you run your fingers along the inside you get musical notes. You sure this isn’t an instrument?.

  14. SkeletorODP says:

    In actuality, the weapon wasn’t a sword or a gun, but a controller for the giant plasma cannon behind him.

  15. Nuclear Pi says:

    Red: “I’m telling you, you cant use these as snowboards! You just can’t!”

  16. Narroc says:

    Pew!! you’re dead!

  17. JLay says:

    Red uncovers the hidden reload glitch on the energy sword, to overcome Bungie’s puzzling ammo counter on melee weapons!
    —————
    Discovery channel catches a rare glimpse into the Spartan/Elite artic Blood Brothers ceremony.

  18. Schoony says:

    Shit, i’m stuck too. F*@k it, maybe I can just fire this thing like a gun…

  19. Sonu says:

    I don’t think this is a shovel…

  20. ScourgeOTG says:

    “So, how about this weather, dear chap?”

  21. Canuck-Errant says:

    “Never bring a sword to a gunswordfight.”

    • BUfels says:

      Goddamit! Got there before me.

  22. Xenokyro says:

    “So, this is what you humans call ‘summer’, huh?”

  23. Crazeye0 says:

    Oi! you weren’t trying to go out there where you?

  24. S says:

    Freeze, Splitlip! I know how to use one of these…

  25. Seenoht says:

    See, it’s a key…that unlocks your death.

    • XXLChicken says:

      lol great rvb reference. Why only 4 thumbs up?

  26. OwlAssassin says:

    What’s to understand about ‘swish swish stab’?

    • Fata1Stryke says:

      Ahhh, beat me to it.

  27. alecvspredator says:

    even if you are an emo having one leg longer than the other is no reason to slit your wrists.

  28. Legkolo says:

    Hold still! Getting that splinter out won’t hurt a bit.

  29. shector says:

    Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name…

  30. ODST Alpha says:

    An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

    • Indeed Not says:

      Indeed. It’s not as clumsy or random as a blaster.

  31. K2TheM says:

    Norm likes to be precise with his cuts; using two hands to control the motion of the blade.
    Neil on the other hand… SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE!!!

  32. Dead baby seal says:

    What if Halo took place in Canada?

    • the last starfighter says:

      “I shall destroy you, eh.”

      • Begocer says:

        Who says we use swords eh? We’d be ok with the magnum…but a semi SMG sounds pitiful….

    • Dead baby seal says:

      I need a weapon, eh.

  33. PsycoJoe says:

    Okay, Bubba. Time for an ice whuppin.

  34. harbingerdawn says:

    Do you know how to use that thing?

    Yes! Pointy end goes into other man!

  35. pittofdoom says:

    Elite: “Maybe it’s a gun , and it’s used as a key in very specific instances.”
    Spartan: “Or maybe it’s a key all the time, and when you shoot people with it, it unlocks their death…”

  36. NOBODY MOVE!! I dropped my contac…*crunch*…aww FRAK, now i gotta kill someone!

  37. John says:

    no way this is a sword its a rifle just look at it it glows and in gears all the rifles glow

  38. Roaven says:

    Red looked significantly less threatening once the energy sword activated. ((Cuz he lost his hand. I’m so clever))

  39. I r Kiwi says:

    “How the hell do I reload this damn thing?!”

  40. gruntythirst says:

    In his last moments of live Red-02 realized that an extra battery would have been a good investment after all.

  41. SIR COFFEE says:

    Betcha Red’s next move is to run Blue through with the plasma rifle.

  42. Rolo1865 says:

    “This is my Sword, this is my knife! This one’s for fighting, this one’s for the Wife!”

  43. DuracellDurrell says:

    Blue: Your doing it wrong

  44. ComaToast says:

    See this! This… IS MY BOOMSTICK!

    • xCoNs says:

      Blue: Hey, you do know your holding that wrong right?

      Red: Really? I was having some suppositions when my glove and palm burned off.

  45. CBTrigger says:

    THIS R MAI ROLFKNIEF GUNZ! Itz a knief that shootz lik a gunz butt shootz kniefs insted adn goez pew sliec pew sliec pew sliec.

  46. staticrift says:

    “All right we’ll call it a draw”

    Yay my comment made the the final list, *DOES HAPPY DANCE* don’t mind me harrisons mum i’m drunk

  47. The Flying Spartan says:

    Ummm…bang bang?

  48. Babbott says:

    This is so a Lancer!

  49. Natonator says:

    Back-mounted plasma turrets were thankfully cut from Halo 3

  50. StephaBon says:

    Red cut his hand with an energy sword as proof of his loyalty to the covenant. Unfortunately, the Elites were just making him do it for fun. They didn’t actually care

  51. TagAlreadyUsed says:

    Pcheew! Pcheew!… Gotcha!

  52. porge says:

    This doesn’t feel like Hoth… I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

  53. soulofaqua says:

    Here you see the spartans and elites seal their new alliance as blood brothers. Both died of aids.

  54. Monkey_lord says:

    Wait, this is not how you hold a sword? but I am pointing it at you, I get points for that right?

    • Monkey_lord says:

      Don’t get mad at me, your manual for this thing is in blargs and honks.

  55. That Geek says:

    Mine’s bigger.

  56. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    23 Trips to the E.R. for plasma burns later, Bungie decided to leave Gunblades to Square Enix.

  57. Strugglesv says:

    spartan: this right
    elite: no dude like this why are all spartans retarded

  58. Serpent of Fire says:

    You’re doing it wrong.

  59. JackAttaak says:

    Now, young Grasshopper, take the pebble from my hand…

  60. SPARTANXIII says:

    Elite: Quit holding you sword like a gun and help me find my key’s

  61. richie3345 says:

    elite-ok were stuck in this snow and as long as we have all our fingers,we might be able to dig our way out.
    spartan-oops….
    elite-godammit!

  62. HK 780 says:

    Due to the intense cold, Red had to use all his strength to keep it up.

  63. BLV3H says:

    That’s not right…

  64. Gunlat3M says:

    Red: “Swish swish stab!”
    Elite: “You’re doing it wrong…”

  65. Mojo says:

    Intergrating pieces from the FarScape universe wasn’t the greastest of ideas. The players just didn’t look as cool as Ka D’argo when he wielded his Qualta Blade.

  66. Steven says:

    and we can put this in the snow woman how???! Oo oh i get it now!!!

  67. plazmamuffin says:

    Pew pew pew.

  68. DomDaBomb says:

    Less Q-Q, more Pew Pew. . . or something like that.

  69. Matt7777444 says:

    “My preshious”
    “In a game of swords, Chuck Noris gets a gunblade.”

  70. Gil Demoono says:

    And that was the last time that red EVER wandered into team swords drunk.

  71. The e Van Man C says:

    Phil was regretting going for that prostate check now.

  72. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    What can I tell you? Red was a Star Wars fan. When he found out his Dad was a Blue Sangheili he figured the next step was obvious.”

    “Blue: This is Hoth, not Bespin. Stop trying to cut off your hand!”

  73. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    Touch it! It makes funny sizzling noises!

  74. Shadowmech88 says:

    When you run out of bullets, shoot your sword!

  75. GreenShark says:

    When Spartan 117 first got an energy sword.

  76. GreenShark says:

    You have much to learn, young Padawan.

  77. parktatkrap says:

    MY ROZLKNIFE GO SLICE SLICE SLICE AND DEMANDS YOUR BLOOD!
    *sigh* so why are you holding it like a gun?

  78. FinAeros says:

    “Dammit Link, you lied to me.”

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