Taking Trick Jumping to New Heights

My overall skill level when it comes to Halo is mediocre at best, and it’s significantly lower when applied specifically to jumping. It’s even been documented on video, should your eyes find themselves capable of surviving a complete viewing of teh suck. You know who isn’t embarrassingly bad at the whole maneuvering thing though? The individuals in the following video. Back to complete their ambitious hat trick are Jump Theory, the aeronautical clan behind Look Before You Leap 1, 2, and now 3. Normally I like my montages just like my bedroom experiences, short, sweet, and with a high volume of headshots, but I’ll make an exception for this nine-minute masterpiece. I highly recommend you do the same.

17 Responses to Taking Trick Jumping to New Heights

  1. lozg1985 says:

    as cool is that is they ain’t taking damage. i’d love to see someone do this with normal health as it would be more spectacular or even in matchmaking!

    • CrunchbiteNuva says:

      if only flying bodies were a tool of destruction…
      Tool Of Destruction: SUPAHMAN THAT HOE

      • lozg1985 says:

        nah a better tool of destruction name: dead body dropkick!

        • augustelc says:

          cunt punt……… when youve had just about enough of playing fair

    • K2TheM says:

      some of them can be. The rocket jumps… no, but the cone/lift ones can be done. I’ve seen them used a couple times.

  2. Glasses Guy says:

    I have to admit, these people are very very smart. Unfortunatly, the majority of these tricks would be usful yet kill you in matchmaking. :(

  3. ComaToast says:

    Those are some awesome jumps, I wanna know how they did all of those ones on Valhalla.

  4. Monkey_lord says:

    Wait, that traffic cone did not kill the guy? I call madness.

    • augustelc says:

      madness? THIS IS HAWTY MCBLOGGYYYYY

  5. arascalcat says:

    They always choose the best songs for these, or at least really good ones that suite the video. Anyways though, Angel, you should also check out this one, and post it, maybe. :)

  6. Sonu says:

    The poor seagull! :O

    • bs angel says:

      *One animal was harmed in the making of this video

  7. BUfels says:

    All montages should be this entertaining.

  8. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    No trick jumping for me, but….TRICK HUMPING, now you’re talking!!!

  9. K2TheM says:

    I love me a good Jump Montage.

    This one is probably my favorite:

  10. hongoasdf says:

    … These guys’ best friends are Fusion Coils and Traffic Cones. Now that’s hardcore.

  11. Thors toe says:

    Impressive.

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