A Mouthwatering Watermelon Chain Chomp

Watermelon Chain Chomp

Whether you’re into bondage or simply have a penchant for spherical food, you’ll love this delicious Mario-themed dish. Crafted from the merging of two popular summer fruits, this watermelon Chain Chomp is not only nutritious but also comes with a chain made out of grapes. It looks great and all, but I do have one teeny-tiny piece of constructive criticism: NEEDS MOAR BALLZ.

14 Responses to A Mouthwatering Watermelon Chain Chomp

  1. Rippolighter159 says:

    I got the star from the cage behind you and I can do it again you son of a bitch!

    • Monkey_lord says:

      Do you want a hug and a cookie?

      • Rippolighter159 says:

        yes, I mean if there going around…

  2. arascalcat says:

    No way! Ha, where do you find these things Angel? :D

  3. Ray says:

    Those things always scared the crap outta me in Super Mario 64, lol.

    • Undercover Duck says:

      I had the same feelings when I was young.

      • Mace Windex says:

        Cripes, I’m old.

  4. hongoasdf says:

    Unlike its video game counterpart, this fruit version looks cute… and tasty.

    • bs angel says:

      I wish the inside was carved out and filled with fruit pieces. That would be even more awesome!

  5. porge says:

    I just ate a half a watermelon… now I want more

  6. voicedwalnut says:

    man this is just like some stuff on http://www.myfoodlooksfunny.com

  7. arascalcat says:

    Hmmm….I wonder if you’d have to eat it eventually or if you just let it sit in the refrigerator….


  8. augustelc says:


    need i say more?

  9. porge says:

    In Soviet Russia, watermelon noms YOU

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