Friday Caption Fun, Round 102

Halo 3 ScreenshotAfter watching the Halo: Reach Forge World Vidoc and the unboxing video of all the different game editions, I am currently sitting here in a semi-catatonic state, complete with a steady string of drool dripping from the precipice that is my slack-jawed mouth. This happens every time Bungie releases a slew of information unfortnately. Let’s see if I can pull it together enough to recap some of last week’s witty responses. If I can do that, I promise to post yet another Halo screenshot for your captioning pleasure!

  • “CQB: So, I herd u liek mudkip- ODST: Shut the fuck up.” (Owl Assassin)
  • “Mark’s attempt to recreate the kiss scene from Spiderman was less than appreciated.” (Rippolighter159)
  • “Damn it! I think we spawned in the M.C. Escher level again.” (Schoony)
  • “No, YOU’RE upside down!” (Mace Windex)
  • “Ceiling Spartan is watching you masturbate.” (Louis Wu)
  • “What’s happening, hot stuff?” (smurph)
  • “In Sandtrap Russia, Elephant flips you!” (Jack Attaak)

Many of us are undoubtedly stricken with Reach fever, so it only seems fair that we use an image from that particular title this week. Louis Wu thought the screenshot featured at the end of last week’s Bungie Weekly Update was prime for the picking, so let’s go with that one! Captioning will officially commence in 3, 2, 1…

Halo: Reach Screenshot
Author: Sketch

80 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 102

  1. Jim 028 says:

    Just what I always wanted. My own little Spartan. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…

    • Sharkuel says:

      Or that, or he just wants his sniper rifle due to the long barrel…

      But i must say, if i had a spartan, i would name it Eugene… xD

  2. soulofaqua says:

    Either this grunt is seriously suicidal or he has mistaken the long hard sniper for something else..

  3. soulofaqua says:

    Grunt: NIPPLE!!!!!!!!

    • soulofaqua says:

      Popularity never was this easy.. I even got a hater! Haters gonna hate 8D

      Wish screaming nipple worked all those other times..

  4. *Cue music* “It’s the……. Eye of the Tiger it’s the thrill of the fight…..”

  5. ElItearbiter says:

    NOM NOM NOM!!!

  6. Falkon491 says:

    This lone spartan vowed he would avenge his fallen comrades…by shoving the barrel of his sniper down his enemy’s throat.

  7. Louis Wu says:

    Your gun. My mouth. NOW.

  8. Schoony says:

    Super Grunt Powers…ACTIVATE!

  9. Billdebeast says:


    • A Shaky Shotgun says:

      Or was it Yap-Flip?

      • General Vaguneness says:

        Don’t tell me I don’t know Flipyap!

        • IcyTreats says:

          Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together!

        • 117649 says:


  10. lozg1985 says:

    novelty silencers are never a good idea.

    • Doc says:

      Maybe he didn’t have a cat laying around, ie postal

  11. Voicedwalnut says:

    I want to give you a hug please

    • Voicedwalnut says:

      Grunts now available with jetpacks

  12. Josh says:

    MC enlists a grunt as a shredder to get rid of the evidence.

  13. a rascal cat says:

    Congratulations everyone! Those were some really funny captions! :)

  14. a rascal cat says:

    Grunt: Come Sniper! Come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!

  15. JLay says:

    Lacking any plasma grenades, the Halo: Reach grunts will now employ the flying deep-throat attack!

  16. Mudboy says:

    SNEAK HUG!!!

  17. Mizzy says:

    His friends were a little too late in telling him how a pinata is really supposed to work.

  18. 1337ELITE says:

    *Cue Slo-mo* Grunt: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  19. Nuclear Pi says:

    This is why the grunts in halo three were so smart – darwinism.

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      Two seconds from now, both will be staring in awe at forgeworld

  20. Mike says:

    I shall call him Grunty! and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Grunty!

    FOOD NIPPLE! … sniper nipple?… oh no…

  21. t0rm3n7 says:

    *puts on his best grunt voice* Here I come to save the daaaaaay!

  22. Monkey_lord says:

    In Army of Two: The 40th Day, soda can silencers are good for unique game play, but not in Reach.

    Grunt: Do you have food nipple?, Kat: Get the fuck away!

  23. S says:

    In all fairness to Bungie, Covenant Vampire Bat armor permutations sounded like a really good idea on paper.

  24. PsycoJoe says:

    Grunt baseball! The latest sport by Roosterteeth!

  25. grimtimes says:

    Raggel fraggel!… F***ing lag!

  26. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Moments later…

    Hey! Guys! I got a no-scope!

  27. CHARGE!!!!!

  28. DeepCee says:

    GIVE ME YOUR TEA !!!!!!

    • Hector4369 says:

      epic!!! lol you need to make those awesome comics faster!!!

  29. Rakolai says:

    Grunt used Scary Face!
    It’s not very effective…

  30. retinence says:

    Grunt: “Sir, we ran out of ammunition. What should we throw at them next?”

  31. Natonator says:

    This is not the kind of test where you turn your head and cough

  32. retinence says:

    Grunts breath methane all day. So when lighting THEIR farts on fire, the results are just… spectacular.

  33. Basic Paul says:

    No really, I don’t want a food nipple, I just want your bewbs Kat.

    • L337MA573R says:


      • L337MA573R says:

        I appreciate the fix Bs, but I had “dat ass…” afterwards. (which was the part I was trying to hyperlink.
        Seriously. Not trying to sound like an ass, (I actually really appreciate you trying to fix it) but why isn’t there a delete or edit button? Could make things a lot easier.

        • bs angel says:

          Actually, it didn’t. The code was completely messed up, so the error either transformed or deleted whatever text you originally had. And unfortunately WordPress has never had a comment edit feature, and to my knowledge it’s not in the works either.

  34. Anton P. Nym says:

    SPARTAN: “We can’t stop here, this is Grunt country!”

    — Steve

    PS: should I call the SPARTAN “Raoul-047”?

  35. shadowmage1299 says:

    if BS Angel was a grunt…

  36. Chaos Sniper says:

    Everyone loves to deep throat Sniper Rifles, even Grunts!

  37. jVictor says:

    What the Spartan didn’t know was that the Grunts had secretly mastered Crane style.

  38. SkeletorODP says:

    Segment from “Planet Reach”: “And here we see the elusive flying Unggoy. Obviously, it is very confused. The normally docile creature is seen attacking its main predator, the Spartan super soldier. While the Unggoy has tenacity, the battle will be short, the victor the Spartan. But alas, that is nature, that is the circle of life.”

  39. Firestorm12 says:

    “The most dangerous fillings you’ll ever get!”

    “Brush your teeth kids, or else, six foot tall augmented super soldiers in half ton suits of armor will shoot your cavities out!”

    “It’s sad to see the art of dentistry become so primitive…and in the future too for Pete’s sake!”

    Dentistry jokes FTW? :/

  40. Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) says:

    That grunt is about to get one hell of a headache.

  41. General Vaguneness says:

    they were holding back one more thing: the new Reverse Grunt Birthday Party skull

  42. The Real Dr Nog says:

    i told you, thats not a nipple

  43. SPARTANXIII says:

    The grunt must have Parental issues.

    • lozg1985 says:

      shunned by his parents and after years of the artificial nipple nap sac thought he saw his mother!

  44. Gears of Pie says:

    Everybody hates the guns clipping through the jetpack, even Grunts.

  45. ODST Alpha says:

    Grunts spit confetti with the improved Grunt Birthday Party Skull!

  46. flying retard says:

    holy sh!t is that a nipple?

  47. flying retard says:

    plasma launcher why dont you launch one inside me?

    no im not gay

  48. Mace Windex says:

    Kat’s layer of orange juice, applied in the bathtub, ultimately proved ineffective.

  49. soulofaqua says:

    It’s so ugly it wants to die.

  50. porge says:

    It’s Old Yeller all over again

  51. The Flying Spartan says:

    I EAT YOUR SRS-19!

  52. OwlAssassin says:

    Ridley Scott’s idea for HALO: The Movie was less that well received

  53. RightTripleVIC says:

    Spartan: Time for you to open up and say Ahh!

  54. Morpheus300 says:

    I got your food nipple Right Here!

  55. L3377MA573R says:

    When deep in hostile territory, Spartans had to resort to using creative means of making silencers.

  56. DuracellDurrell says:

    suprised i have yet to see this one

    *queue the “worms” voice*

  57. halonut454 says:

    Grunts. Taking advantage of how fugly they’ve become. And Reach’s jetpacks.

  58. richie3345 says:

    here are a few:
    grunt:a nipple!!!!
    spartan:this is a nipple for you
    spartan:wanna be my nipple mate?

  59. Shirdel says:

    Suicide Grunts: YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

  60. flip yap says:

    point that thing at me and i will BITE YOUR BARREL OFF

  61. Mojo says:

    See Jackie Chief and Yayap Smith in the all new action movie The Karate Grunt!

  62. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    When you can’t breathe, go for the nearest pipe you see.

  63. cardo8 says:

    “Jesus! Cover your mouth when you sneeze!”

  64. SonofMacPhisto says:

    ‘I have a baaaaaaaad feeling about this.’

    ‘You always have bad feeling! You had bad feelings about morning food nipple!’

  65. Miztli says:

    …And ayyyyyyy-eee-ayyyyyy wil always love…*{BAM}*

  66. FinAeros says:

    Grunt, thinking as he’s about to eat a sniper round:
    “That’s not the food nipple in the sky we were promised as part of the great journey….”

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