Friday Caption Fun, Round 101

If you came up with a witty quip last week, you more than likely found yourself thinking, “Geez, I feel like I’ve done this 100 times!” And it’s because you have! Last Friday, for our centennial celebration, we collectively captioned a Photoshopped picture of a massively-muscled Master Chief. The image was epic, and so were your responses. Let’s go over the LOL-worthy ones before we continue the tradition of tackling yet another Halo 3 screenshot!

• “You said you were gonna wear something nice.” (AusQB)
• “Do I need a weapon? Who needs weapons when you have guns like these?” (CrazedOne1988)
• “What? I heard Grunts like nipples.” (JLay)
• “After close consideration, Chief realized he was too sexy for his armor.” (lifeskoolthug)
• “Real men don’t need armor, they just wear Old Spice.” (General Vaguneness)
• “Johnson in the background quickly realized that the Chief clearly knew more about what the ladies like then he did.” (ComaToast)
• “Da Chief is here to Pump…*clap”… You Up!” (ZZoMBiE13)
• “Johnson is also heavily muscled. No, not the Sargent!” (noskills117)

ODST Alpha mentioned that if the 100th celebration included a shirtless Chief, the 200th would feature him codpieceless. There is nothing I’d love more, believe me! The quickest way to 200 is to keep on trucking, so let’s dip into this next screenshot. It features a couple of Blues doing I don’t know what, but thankfully it’s you that needs to figure that out and not me. So get a grasp of the situation, then tell me all about it in the form of a witty caption please. Thank you much!

Author: Zenweaponry