Friday Caption Fun, Round 101

Master Chief Muscle PictureIf you came up with a witty quip last week, you more than likely found yourself thinking, “Geez, I feel like I’ve done this 100 times!” And it’s because you have! Last Friday, for our centennial celebration, we collectively captioned a Photoshopped picture of a massively-muscled Master Chief. The image was epic, and so were your responses. Let’s go over the LOL-worthy ones before we continue the tradition of tackling yet another Halo 3 screenshot!

  • “You said you were gonna wear something nice.” (AusQB)
  • “Do I need a weapon? Who needs weapons when you have guns like these?” (CrazedOne1988)
  • “What? I heard Grunts like nipples.” (JLay)
  • “After close consideration, Chief realized he was too sexy for his armor.” (lifeskoolthug)
  • “Real men don’t need armor, they just wear Old Spice.” (General Vaguneness)
  • “Johnson in the background quickly realized that the Chief clearly knew more about what the ladies like then he did.” (ComaToast)
  • “Da Chief is here to Pump…*clap”… You Up!” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “Johnson is also heavily muscled. No, not the Sargent!” (noskills117)

ODST Alpha mentioned that if the 100th celebration included a shirtless Chief, the 200th would feature him codpieceless. There is nothing I’d love more, believe me! The quickest way to 200 is to keep on trucking, so let’s dip into this next screenshot. It features a couple of Blues doing I don’t know what, but thankfully it’s you that needs to figure that out and not me. So get a grasp of the situation, then tell me all about it in the form of a witty caption please. Thank you much!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Zenweaponry

101 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 101

  1. Owl Assassin says:

    So, I herd u liek mudkip-
    Shut the fuck up

    • L337MA573R says:


  2. Owl Assassin says:

    I think Steve wants his other Spartan Laser back

  3. Rippolighter159 says:

    Marks attempt to recreate the kiss scene from spiderman was less than appreciated

    • Flying ViVo says:

      Epic win

    • DomDaBomb says:

      . . . CQB looks like a koala. Just sayin’. >.>

  4. Time Glitch says:

    You were supposed to make a left back there at the light…

  5. ElItearbiter says:

    This Spartan is not a natural formation.

    • ElItearbiter says:

      i was going to do that for the 100th but i was too late :(

  6. B1G TOBACC0 says:

    While training with a jetpack, there is a slight margin for error.

  7. soulofaqua says:

    Mahna Mahna! Do-do-beedodo!

    • Viktim says:


      Awesome. I just LOL’ed at work.

    • bs angel says:

  8. lozg1985 says:

    Fuck off!

  9. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    69 sequence initiated, t-minus 5-4-3….

  10. Schoony says:

    Damn it! I think we spawned in an M.C. Escher level again.

  11. Undercover Duck says:

    Its raining….Spartans?¿

  12. Louis Wu says:

    Ceiling Spartan is watching you masturbate.

    • Mizzy says:

      Darnit, you got it before I did! 8(

    • Harlan says:


    • XXLChicken says:


  13. Harlan says:

    Ceiling spartan is watchin u teabag…

  14. SkeletorODP says:

    O hai th-
    Back off or I will laser you! I will laser you so hard! In the face!

  15. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    Dammit George! I told you to stop hanging around… You are making me nervous!

  16. Morpheus300 says:

    CQB Spartan – “O Hi Thar!”
    ODST Spartan [to cameraman] – “Urm…. I don’t know him…”

  17. Natonator says:

    … came… from … behind…


    kk methinks is fixed, u reboot now kk?

  18. Andrew says:

    Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Spartan Man! Spartan Man!

    My inspiration

    • Andrew says:

      Sorry about that, the link failed to work above.

    • John says:

      god damn it now i have the Katamari Damacy theme stuck in my head

  19. alecvspredator says:

    (note look at screenshot upside down )(also to get this joke you need to be british.probably)

    while HRH was busy prince charles snuck in

  20. halonut454 says:

    As the two peeping toms watch the female spartan take her armor off, they find that spartan women look disturbingly muscular.

  21. Rakolai says:

    CQB, what are you doing? Get down from there. You’re not Spiderman and you look ridiculous. You can’t even climb walls!

  22. TheGruntRaper says:

    *insert James Bond theme here* ODST: Wha…CQB?! YOU ARE NOT JAMES BOND! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? CQB:*shuffling around, looking for his pistol* Just One More Kill……

  23. Mojo says:

    Aliens vs Spartans wasn’t a huge succes. Mainly because the aliens were as scary as Tinky Winky.

  24. KalamariKidd says:

    Ceiling Spartan is watching you.

  25. CQB should have made a left turn at Albuquerque…

  26. S says:

    “Greetings world leaders…As you know, the stolen warheads are in my posession. Unless you pay me the sum of ten trillion dollars, I will detonate them all, completely destroying the planet in a matter of seco…?…!! Dammit! Jerry! I told you to stay in your room until I’m done working! Sheila! You HAVE to keep your eye on the boy! The harness is on the top shelf in the closet! I don’t care how busy you ar-“*screen goes black*

  27. Elite ninja says:

    Oh hi I fixed the engine and look a ceiling fan!

  28. ODST Alpha says:

    Hey! I didn’t win but I got a mention! Yaaaaay~!

    Lol :D

    It looks like CQB didn’t get so a’head’ in life. He should have been more ‘head’strong.

  29. Roaven says:

    This rigorous discipline is why the red team wins more often

  30. DT62 says:

    Jerry forgot to tell Mark that physics weren’t always normal during inception…..

  31. Zee-V70 says:

    “Are you chatting with the CO again? Let me talk to him, let me talk to him!”

  32. smurph says:

    (gong crash) what’s happening hotstuff

    for the kids here:

    • Hyokin says:

      I love that movie!

  33. porge says:

    Open the pod bay doors, HAL

  34. staticrift says:

    “I said it was a game by Bungie, not with bungee”

  35. General Vaguneness says:

    The interesting thing is that the picture is upside-down– it shows the waving guy about to be attacked by a larger, stealthier opponent.

  36. Gin says:

    The true meaning of being Ninja’d in Halo 3.

  37. Gin says:

    Sam Fisher always liked playing Halo.

  38. plazmamuffin says:

    Let’s tie ourselves upside-down so when we flip upside down, we will be right-side up!

  39. Hi MOM!!

  40. Josh says:

    Spider spartan. Spider spartan. Does whatever a spider spartan does.

  41. Amaterasu says:

    “O HAI”

    “Hey, I can see my house from here!” “Dave, would you shut the hell up”

  42. The Flying Spartan says:

    How’d he manage that without Cortana?

  43. Bryan Ojeda says:

    CQB: Oh, I see! The coordinate data needs to be-
    ODST: Trying to be Master Chief?

  44. Xenokyro says:

    “So…how’s it hanging?”

    I’m prepared for all the assassins sent to kill me after THAT terrible, overused pun.

  45. Shadowmech88 says:

    From now on, the Blue Army is going to order the model of elephant with seatbelts.

  46. douche-wad says:

    Hey uh, sir, there’s something up here you should see, it… it looks different.

  47. Divine Plan says:

    GIR! Get down from there!

  48. Malcom Reynolds says:

    Ninja backseat driver.

  49. L337MA573R says:

    Warning: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

  50. Cleansing Aura says:

    Bring your Child to Work Day is never a good idea.

  51. Nuclear Pi says:

    CQB: Meowth thats right!

  52. KindaOriginalCheif says:

    introducing the future of garmen gps’seses

  53. Knife-28 says:

    When the Covenant went Down Under they started recruting Drop-Bears, the results where not pretty.

  54. The Real Dr Nog says:

    ceiling spartan says hi

  55. Jack Attaak says:

    In Sandtrap Russia, Elephant flips you!

  56. Desert Rat says:

    CQB was looking for his spider pig.

  57. Babbott says:

    Who’s on the ceiling and who’s on the floor?

  58. CapturetheBomb says:

    “I have always hated backseat drivers. They get their rights mixed up with their lefts.”


    Machinima presents: Top Gun: the Halo story

    “Goddammit, Maverick!”

    The last time Stuntmutt ever does a guest comic for ODS Steve
    “It’s fun to hang out with you, Steve. Giddit?! Hang out?!”

  59. Ronnie says:

    ODST: “I hate it when they release a new Assassin’s Creed.”

  60. Ceiling Spartan decided it was a good idea to hang around and watch the Shenanigans..

  61. Adswellfit says:

    turn that camera back the right way your making ME look like the idiot

  62. grimtimes says:

    “So this is the auto pilot. As I thought they are inflatable”

  63. a rascal cat says:

    Oh hai dad. Yeah, bad news…..I’m sort of floating upside down.

  64. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    “Commander! What happen?”
    “Someone set us up the bomb.”
    “Why me?”

  65. richie3345 says:

    spart man spartan man…he does what ever a spartan man does…can he swing from a web…no h cant cuz hes a man..look out…hes a spartan man!

  66. Miztli says:

    -Are we there yet…
    -Unless “there” is fifty feet after thirty minutes of driving…then NO!!

  67. king kottah says:

    Unforutnetly Britsh Comedy is not as funny as this screenshot.

  68. Somebody says:

    “Welcome to the UNSC Special Needs program”
    “Don’t you mean special operations?”

  69. Serpent says:

    Hi guys!

  70. noskills117 says:

    CQB: “sneaking, sneaking, sneaking…”
    ODST: “I’m sure the leak is very close to us, specifically someone very nearby me…”

    RVB reference FTW

    • noskills117 says:

      also ya i was 8th!

  71. a rascal cat says:

    Hey Angel, do you pick more than one? :)

    • a rascal cat says:

      Oh, and by the way, ha, I am asking about the contest itself. Ha, that wasn’t a caption or anything.

    • bs angel says:

      I usually pick anywhere from six to eight. :)

      • a rascal cat says:

        Oh, alright. Thank-you Angel! Good luck to everyone, I’ve seen a lot of really funny captions! :)

      • halcylon says:

        That’s less than your usual six to nine…

        … giggity.

  72. AsianVoodoo says:

    “O hai! I was just watching you from this hole in this ceiling. Weird thing is I found a very happy cat up here too. Bai nao!”

  73. AsianVoodoo says:

    “Finished taking care of ur cat problem up here so you can get back to- oh…”

  74. Kirov099 says:

    Hold RB to flip … wait, which way is up?

  75. Mace Windex says:

    No, YOU’RE upside down.

  76. The Grand Iquisitor says:

    “Uhh, dude, why the hell are you on the ceiling?”
    “Does it matter? That chick in the warthog just flashed her boobs!”

  77. Shurmanator says:


  78. Nuclear Pi says:

    Epic Bonehead manoeuvre #357: The introverted invasion.

    NB: for anyone who doesn’t know, a bonehead is also a any random stranger who jumps into a photo/newsreel to ruin it.

  79. Mudboy says:

    “Room in your cockpit for 1 more?”

    • a rascal cat says:

      Ha, wow! That’s brilliant! Well done! :)

  80. parktatkrap says:

    ODST: ok so we take a right here, hey take us up to speed 2
    CQB: *presses palm to glass* aye aye captain*
    ODST: this isn startrek!!!…wait how are you upiside down..that defies all laws of the univ… *everything xpl0dez*

  81. Lukeman1881 says:

    In preparation for Reach, the blues decided to practice the rarely seen upside-down air-to-ground assassination.

  82. crymsonnite says:

    This is what I think of, but there’s no way to caption it

  83. FinAeros says:

    Late to the party, but….
    CQB: “I can see my house from here. Hi mom!”
    ODST: “What did I tell you about hanging upside down in the elephant?”

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