Real-Life Halo Spike Grenade

Spike Grenade

One morning, upon arriving home, I witnessed my neighbor use my driveway to turn around and, in the process, knock over my extremely full garbage can that was patiently awaiting pickup. As he sped away, I pictured myself adhering a spike grenade to his crotch and then dipping my nonexistent balls directly into his face. Unfortunately my daydream did not come true, but it could have if I would have had one of these at my disposal. Made from PVC, smooth-on urethane, aluminum, and faux leather, this amazingly detailed Halo spike grenade prop stands 38″ tall and weighs in at an impressive 4.5 pounds. It’s currently up for grabs on eBay with a starting bid of US $150.00 and while it doesn’t explode, I’m thinking some creative modifications just may make that possible. Don’t worry guys, I’M ON IT.

12 Responses to Real-Life Halo Spike Grenade

  1. Malcom Reynolds says:


  2. ODST Alpha says:

    Don’t worry, Angel; there are plenty of long, hard rods that explode out there. ;)

  3. nl beer says:

    i bet they are trying the halo spiker wee-nie screenshot joke out right now and hope to fool some one!

    this thing is great if i had it i would throw it at a random person and say boom and then run off like an idiot!

    • ComaToast says:

      But that’d be a waste of 150+ dollars :(

  4. bs angel says:

    After careful thought, extensive designing, and a lengthy period of detailed drafting, I have figured out how to make this spike grenade fully functional.


    • A Pointless Paradox. says:


      Don’t tell you want that in your pants.

      • Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to. :P

    • a rascal cat says:

      Ha, that’s simply brilliant right there Angel! :)

  5. Well, it may not explode, but it could still be used as a small club. A small, painful, spiky club.

  6. Chris Haldor says:

    Modifications to the spike grenade or your genitals?

  7. Catsy says:

    It’s like a Stielhandgranate with compensation issues.

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      Stielhandgranate equivilant of a heavy metal fan perhaps?

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