Friday Caption Fun, Round 100!
July 9, 2010 115 Comments
Wednesday was Bungie Day, and Halo loyalists everywhere received a healthy serving of new Reach information along with a spattering of flames. If you thought the fun and games ended there though, I’m happy to tell you that you are mistaken because this week we celebrate the 100th round of our Friday Caption Fun festivities! I have a surprise for you in the form of a very special picture, but first let’s recap last week’s responses. You know the drill!
- “2 Spartans 1 cup.” (lozg1985)
- “Why do Spartan golfers bring two sets of power armour? In case they get a hole in one!” (Owl Assassin)
- “Even when playing Halo, Tiger Woods still manages to get multiple holes.” (Rippolighter159)
- “Who knew pole dancing could be so dangerous?” (Zelp)
- “Golftacular! Gained the lead!” (jVictor)
- “That wasn’t Red’s hole in one… Blue shot it from orbit.” (retinence)
- “Hey! Steve! You still gonna whine about being teabagged? Or do you prefer the balls I’m dropping on you now?” (S)
- “Hole in… Two?” (A Pointless Paradox)
This week, since our milestone is a little more monumental than most, I thought we’d break the longstanding rule of only using unaltered Halo 3 screenshots. That’s right, we’re going to use a Photoshopped image created by the very person who made one of my most favorite Master Chief pictures ever. Oh yes, we’re going there. It’s still Halo, and it’s still your favorite characters, it’s just… well, just take a look and caption it. And in case you were wondering: no, you may not skip Round 100!
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
Playing mythic difficulty makes some minor changes to the game play experience
New update to Halo 3. Mark V Torso permutation has been permanently removed.
“You said you were gonna wear something nice.”
Looks like the Chief is dual-wielding some pretty nice guns.
“You told me you were gonna wear something nice!” I’m sorry, I’m a nitpicker, and I can’t help myself.
Fake n’ gay!
Chief: Miranda, my eyes are up here!
What halo would be like if bs angel was in charge.
Dude it wouldn’t be his chest piece thats missing
:thumbs up:
If the 100th caption contest is him like this, then the 200th would be him codpiece-less. DUH
if you thought easy diffuculty was lame, you should try stripper mode
“Do I need a weapon? Who needs weapons when you have guns like these?” *flex*
“Once the war was over, Master Chief applied for a position at chippendales. He was accepted on the spot”
Real men don’t wear shirts
FAKE & PHOTOSHOPPED
did you not read the description?
No wai. Totally a real screenshot. At least in my version of Halo that is.
Well hello Captain Obvious! :wave:
This was an entry
I know it´s photoshopped
(coughs) bullshit!
In Soviet Russia, armor wears you!
Go sit in the corner. We’ll tell you when you can come back.
Yay for misclicks, meant to thumbs up >.>
LOL! That may have worked before, but not now. Or ever again. Ever.
What are we all looking at and why isn’t it these muscles?
I told Hal that he was rendering these shots at higher and higher resolution without realizing it.
Guess this is what Halo 3 really looks like in 1080i
“You’re going down, Truth! All your high and mighty speeches are in vein before my might!”
Even the UNSC has casual Fridays.
Hey Miranda, check out this this arrow!
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Machine gun jubblies! (Austin Powers)
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I am the Situation!
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What? I heard Grunts like nipples.
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Wait, just let me find my sport bra armor and then you’ll see flames shoot from my helmet!
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This is why everyone blames Stosh!
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On July 7th Bungie leaks a new game play mode – Shirts vs. Skins
if you notice though, he has no nipples for the grunts
they’re in his peck’s shadows… see if you look really close (not that i was looking close or anything >.> ) you’ll see that they’re just little guys!
we found the magic nipples! we did it yay!
During the Halo remake of 300…
I’m, too sexy for my shirt…
Think this picture’s intense? You don’t want to tilt the camera down. Trust me.
Oh, I do. Trust me.
When The Govinator decided to cosplay as the Chief, he thought the armor was a little restricting on his movements.
Sarge could only stare from behind, in awe of the results of Master Cheif’s new workout regimen
You are *giggle* all of you *snicker* vermin.
Old Spice commercials in the year 2552
“Real men don’t need armor, they just wear Old Spice.”
Master Chief, the man your man could PWN like.
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the veins and seeing a few shops in my time.
good lighting BTW
“That’s right, we’re going to use a Photoshopped image created by the very person who made one of my most favorite Master Chief pictures ever.”
Reading the opening sentence > Vein analysis
Sarcasm was lost on you eh?
Chief later decided to run for Governer of California
Johnson in the background quickly realized that the Chief clearly knew more about what the ladies like then he did.
The Situation of the Future.
Beef-cake…BEEFCAKE!!!
…And here, we can see inside one of Hawty’s wettest dreams. God save her soul.
Da Chief is here to Pump…*clap”… You Up!
Master Chief decided to shed his armor after 10 years of chaffed nipples.
Ow.
What?! o_õ
Every single moving object in the room is synonymous with “jealous” when Chief walks in.
Master Chief’s veins can be mistaken for Tsavo Highway from distances of more than 50 meters
Never bring a knife to a gun fight…
You can’t see it, but that waist-piece is the ONLY thing he’s wearing down there.
Suddenly, the steroid scandal that had rocked the UNSC intramural sports league for decades became all too clear.
Master Chief recently found he has the Power of Grey Skull
Rocky sixteen wasn’t what the fans were expecting.
Scandal revealed!
Click here to find how the Master Chief got ripped!
In only 2 weeks, before starring in Halo!
When engaged in a game of “Strip Slayer”, players remove a piece of their armor each time they respawn. But bs angel always plays as the Chief, and commits suicide until the codpiece is removed.
Sounds like a great strategy to me!!
“I’m…. to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, truth’s going to kill meeeee”
Johnson is also heavily muscled…no not the Sargent!…. : )
This one wins the round as far as I’m concerned. ;)
…what? The arbiter gets to wear a skintight suit into battle all the time!
Chief had a surprising amount of tan considering he was constantly covered by his armor.
There WERE ninja in this picture. Chief took off his armor. Shit went down.
Now, take off part of Miranda’s shirt and Johnsons pants…. and walah! Jersey Shore season 2!
The Chief decided to honor Arnold Schwarznegger at the premier of Predators.
Leaked screenshots show the effects of the new Norse Berserker Skull in Halo: Reach
IT’S NOT A TOOMA!
“Ve can fix it.”
“You’re so veiny.”
master chief decided to take Arnies advice for the Halo/Predator crossover
but the Arbiter refused the dreadlock wig offered by the Pred
Johnson: “Er.. Master Chief I think this is going a little bit to far, even for a Spartan… I think this is madness…
Master Chief: No Sarge, THIS IS WAR!!!!!
Miranda: Er, don’t you mean this is Sparta?
Arbiter: no, that’s copyrighted by the movie 300…btw he’s a Spartan…what can you do??
Truth: I will destroy you vermin!! For I am the gods’ instrument!!!
*headshot through Truth’s skull*
Surprise surplus of a Spartan army: NO THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
(if u like this add this..but it prob wont make it lmao…)
Miranda????? These are urinals you shouldn’t be able to do that….
Bungie attempted to use the original DOA assets to Team Ninja’s dismay….
Ironically, the Master Chief proved to be virtually bullet-proof without his armor…
After 100 rounds, Chief decided it was time to cut loose.
With the Spartan-Flex 5000, you too can look like this with only 10 minutes a day!!
When a Bungie employee promised Ralph a special reward for his months of begging for Recon armor, this was not what he’d had in mind.
The new Halo film starring Chuck Norris as Master Chief
“The Master Chief…shirtless? What next? Is the Gravemind gonna sparkle? Oh, and I bet they’re going to battle it out for the love of some dumb, naked hologram chick too.”
Now that I think about it, this one is just so obvious:
“Feels like I’m wearing nothin’ at all…Nothin’ At All…NOTHIN’ AT ALL”
GAH! Stupid sexy Flanders!
MC (as Arnold): Geet in da Pelican!
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Johnson: Careful! Not everyone has fancy-ass power armor!
http://tinyurl.com/2b2aws7
;)
The armor, it did nothing.
CAUTION: Effects of the Spartan program include resembling the govinator.
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After close consideration, Chief realized he was too sexy for his armor.
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Arbiter is so pissed right now.
“Johnson, still got your duct tape? Because my abs are RIPPED!”
Is it just me or does Johnson looks like his eyeing Master Chief?
Does he always talk about my abs?
Chief: What? Are you really that oblivious?
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Chief: GRR!! ME KILL YOU TRUTH!
Miranda: he really didn’t need steroids Johnson.
Johnson: Hey, hey, don’t look at me!
Arbiter: (whistles)
Oh, I know what the ladies like…
2554 Men of the UNSC calender Mr April: Master chief
Master chief, having watched too many actions movies, decided to recreate Rambo. It was surprisingly easy.
Johnson:You should see it from this angle, those thing could crush a warthog!
(note the chief is only wearing a belt)
He is… The most interesting man in the world.
NOW do you believe Master Chief can slam a revolving door!!!???!!!
“Due to the minority of female Halo gamers Bungie decided to modify the Halo franchise a little bit more… further.”
Just about to say the same thing. Darn
arbiter:why didnt you wear your chest piece?
master chief: because i heard the grunts like nipples
what a diversion… lol but hey, to the grunts think that they can extract milk from there?! lol
probably the chief will have to take of his cod-piece in order to get milked by the grunts… lol
That was nasty!!! xD lol
New DLC from BS Angel…
Comes complete with no armor piece and her entire Halo Pronz collection
A copy of it. I’d never part with the original!
Rejected Armor Piece #52:
Originally planned to fill the original role of the “flaming helmet” by setting bungie employees apart, it was eventually scrapped because it was deemed “too unrealistic” and “provided too much of a distraction.”
It was eventually revived by Bs_angel for reasons currently unknown.
No Gods or kings, only men.
In Soviet Russia, Armour is you!
“I don’t care, Chief, you go find the rest of your armor or you’re sitting in the naughty corner.”
If you think his chest is veiny you should see below the belt….
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Chief – “could someone turn this damn light off? I look like the walking dead!!”
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In the background you can see Johnson checking out the Arbiter’s “tight ass”.