Friday Caption Fun, Round 100!

Halo 3 ScreenshotWednesday was Bungie Day, and Halo loyalists everywhere received a healthy serving of new Reach information along with a spattering of flames. If you thought the fun and games ended there though, I’m happy to tell you that you are mistaken because this week we celebrate the 100th round of our Friday Caption Fun festivities! I have a surprise for you in the form of a very special picture, but first let’s recap last week’s responses. You know the drill!

  • “2 Spartans 1 cup.” (lozg1985)
  • “Why do Spartan golfers bring two sets of power armour? In case they get a hole in one!” (Owl Assassin)
  • “Even when playing Halo, Tiger Woods still manages to get multiple holes.” (Rippolighter159)
  • “Who knew pole dancing could be so dangerous?” (Zelp)
  • “Golftacular! Gained the lead!” (jVictor)
  • “That wasn’t Red’s hole in one… Blue shot it from orbit.” (retinence)
  • “Hey! Steve! You still gonna whine about being teabagged? Or do you prefer the balls I’m dropping on you now?” (S)
  • “Hole in… Two?” (A Pointless Paradox)

This week, since our milestone is a little more monumental than most, I thought we’d break the longstanding rule of only using unaltered Halo 3 screenshots. That’s right, we’re going to use a Photoshopped image created by the very person who made one of my most favorite Master Chief pictures ever. Oh yes, we’re going there. It’s still Halo, and it’s still your favorite characters, it’s just… well, just take a look and caption it. And in case you were wondering: no, you may not skip Round 100!

Halo 3 Picture
by graphic-muscle

115 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 100!

  1. lozg1985 says:

    Playing mythic difficulty makes some minor changes to the game play experience

  2. KenOfNZ says:

    New update to Halo 3. Mark V Torso permutation has been permanently removed.

  3. AusQB says:

    “You said you were gonna wear something nice.”

    • ODST Alpha says:

      Looks like the Chief is dual-wielding some pretty nice guns.

      • Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

        “You told me you were gonna wear something nice!” I’m sorry, I’m a nitpicker, and I can’t help myself.

    • DomDaBomb says:

      Fake n’ gay!

  4. Chief: Miranda, my eyes are up here!

  5. Rippolighter159 says:

    What halo would be like if bs angel was in charge.

    • ElItearbiter says:

      Dude it wouldn’t be his chest piece thats missing

      • bs angel says:

        :thumbs up:

        • ODST Alpha says:

          If the 100th caption contest is him like this, then the 200th would be him codpiece-less. DUH

  6. wrinklycat says:

    if you thought easy diffuculty was lame, you should try stripper mode

  7. “Do I need a weapon? Who needs weapons when you have guns like these?” *flex*

  8. “Once the war was over, Master Chief applied for a position at chippendales. He was accepted on the spot”

  9. grimtimes says:

    Real men don’t wear shirts

  10. Flying ViVo says:


    • lozg1985 says:

      did you not read the description?

    • bs angel says:

      No wai. Totally a real screenshot. At least in my version of Halo that is.

    • Well hello Captain Obvious! :wave:

      • Flying ViVo says:

        This was an entry
        I know it´s photoshopped

        • lozg1985 says:

          (coughs) bullshit!

  11. Chris101b says:

    In Soviet Russia, armor wears you!

    • S says:

      Go sit in the corner. We’ll tell you when you can come back.

      • RawrImJustin says:

        Yay for misclicks, meant to thumbs up >.>

      • lifeskoolthug says:

        LOL! That may have worked before, but not now. Or ever again. Ever.

  12. Gears of Pie says:

    What are we all looking at and why isn’t it these muscles?

  13. PunkPirateAFO says:

    I told Hal that he was rendering these shots at higher and higher resolution without realizing it.

    Guess this is what Halo 3 really looks like in 1080i

  14. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    “You’re going down, Truth! All your high and mighty speeches are in vein before my might!”

  15. Fear Infection says:

    Even the UNSC has casual Fridays.

  16. JLay says:

    Hey Miranda, check out this this arrow!
    Machine gun jubblies! (Austin Powers)
    I am the Situation!
    What? I heard Grunts like nipples.
    Wait, just let me find my sport bra armor and then you’ll see flames shoot from my helmet!
    This is why everyone blames Stosh!
    On July 7th Bungie leaks a new game play mode – Shirts vs. Skins

    • wrinklycat says:

      if you notice though, he has no nipples for the grunts

      • they’re in his peck’s shadows… see if you look really close (not that i was looking close or anything >.> ) you’ll see that they’re just little guys!

        • wrinklycat says:

          we found the magic nipples! we did it yay!

  17. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    During the Halo remake of 300…

  18. IcyTreats says:

    I’m, too sexy for my shirt…

  19. S says:

    Think this picture’s intense? You don’t want to tilt the camera down. Trust me.

    • bs angel says:

      Oh, I do. Trust me.

  20. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    When The Govinator decided to cosplay as the Chief, he thought the armor was a little restricting on his movements.

  21. RawrImJustin says:

    Sarge could only stare from behind, in awe of the results of Master Cheif’s new workout regimen

  22. Mercutio2000 says:

    You are *giggle* all of you *snicker* vermin.

  23. Borrowedchief says:

    Old Spice commercials in the year 2552

    • General Vaguneness says:

      “Real men don’t need armor, they just wear Old Spice.”

    • B1G TOBACC0 says:

      Master Chief, the man your man could PWN like.

  24. General Vaguneness says:

    This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the veins and seeing a few shops in my time.
    good lighting BTW

    • S says:

      “That’s right, we’re going to use a Photoshopped image created by the very person who made one of my most favorite Master Chief pictures ever.”

      Reading the opening sentence > Vein analysis

      • Sarcasm was lost on you eh?

  25. Natonator says:

    Chief later decided to run for Governer of California

  26. ComaToast says:

    Johnson in the background quickly realized that the Chief clearly knew more about what the ladies like then he did.

  27. Regan Freeman says:

    The Situation of the Future.

  28. ZZoMBiE13 says:


  29. Cailus Griffin says:

    …And here, we can see inside one of Hawty’s wettest dreams. God save her soul.

  30. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    Da Chief is here to Pump…*clap”… You Up!

  31. PikminGod says:

    Master Chief decided to shed his armor after 10 years of chaffed nipples.

    • IcyTreats says:


      • Sharkuel says:

        What?! o_õ

  32. porge says:

    Every single moving object in the room is synonymous with “jealous” when Chief walks in.

  33. porge says:

    Master Chief’s veins can be mistaken for Tsavo Highway from distances of more than 50 meters

  34. Gamer347 says:

    Never bring a knife to a gun fight…

  35. Rakolai says:

    You can’t see it, but that waist-piece is the ONLY thing he’s wearing down there.

  36. Andrew says:

    Suddenly, the steroid scandal that had rocked the UNSC intramural sports league for decades became all too clear.

  37. leafman says:

    Master Chief recently found he has the Power of Grey Skull

  38. Gin says:

    Rocky sixteen wasn’t what the fans were expecting.

  39. That Geek says:

    Scandal revealed!
    Click here to find how the Master Chief got ripped!
    In only 2 weeks, before starring in Halo!

  40. When engaged in a game of “Strip Slayer”, players remove a piece of their armor each time they respawn. But bs angel always plays as the Chief, and commits suicide until the codpiece is removed.

    • bs angel says:

      Sounds like a great strategy to me!!

  41. Carnat0r says:

    “I’m…. to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, truth’s going to kill meeeee”

  42. noskills117 says:

    Johnson is also heavily muscled…no not the Sargent!…. : )

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      This one wins the round as far as I’m concerned. ;)

  43. noskills117 says:

    …what? The arbiter gets to wear a skintight suit into battle all the time!

  44. Zerowind117 says:

    Chief had a surprising amount of tan considering he was constantly covered by his armor.

  45. retinence says:

    There WERE ninja in this picture. Chief took off his armor. Shit went down.

  46. Desert Rat says:

    Now, take off part of Miranda’s shirt and Johnsons pants…. and walah! Jersey Shore season 2!

  47. Herp Derp says:

    The Chief decided to honor Arnold Schwarznegger at the premier of Predators.

  48. Wolfman1138 says:

    Leaked screenshots show the effects of the new Norse Berserker Skull in Halo: Reach

  49. Schoony says:


  50. Mizzy says:

    “Ve can fix it.”

  51. ReverendTiki says:

    “You’re so veiny.”

  52. shadowmage1299 says:

    master chief decided to take Arnies advice for the Halo/Predator crossover
    but the Arbiter refused the dreadlock wig offered by the Pred

  53. parktatkrap says:

    Johnson: “Er.. Master Chief I think this is going a little bit to far, even for a Spartan… I think this is madness…
    Master Chief: No Sarge, THIS IS WAR!!!!!
    Miranda: Er, don’t you mean this is Sparta?
    Arbiter: no, that’s copyrighted by the movie 300…btw he’s a Spartan…what can you do??

    • parktatkrap says:

      Truth: I will destroy you vermin!! For I am the gods’ instrument!!!
      *headshot through Truth’s skull*
      Surprise surplus of a Spartan army: NO THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
      (if u like this add this..but it prob wont make it lmao…)

  54. calves says:

    Miranda????? These are urinals you shouldn’t be able to do that….

  55. Ferret says:

    Bungie attempted to use the original DOA assets to Team Ninja’s dismay….

  56. SkeletorODP says:

    Ironically, the Master Chief proved to be virtually bullet-proof without his armor…

  57. After 100 rounds, Chief decided it was time to cut loose.

  58. KalamariKidd says:

    With the Spartan-Flex 5000, you too can look like this with only 10 minutes a day!!

  59. Catsy says:

    When a Bungie employee promised Ralph a special reward for his months of begging for Recon armor, this was not what he’d had in mind.

  60. LeeVEGETA says:

    The new Halo film starring Chuck Norris as Master Chief

  61. Xenokyro says:

    “The Master Chief…shirtless? What next? Is the Gravemind gonna sparkle? Oh, and I bet they’re going to battle it out for the love of some dumb, naked hologram chick too.”

    • Xenokyro says:

      Now that I think about it, this one is just so obvious:

      “Feels like I’m wearing nothin’ at all…Nothin’ At All…NOTHIN’ AT ALL”

      • Indeed Not says:

        GAH! Stupid sexy Flanders!

  62. MC (as Arnold): Geet in da Pelican!
    Johnson: Careful! Not everyone has fancy-ass power armor!

  63. CortanaV says:

    The armor, it did nothing.

  64. lifeskoolthug says:

    CAUTION: Effects of the Spartan program include resembling the govinator.
    After close consideration, Chief realized he was too sexy for his armor.
    Arbiter is so pissed right now.

  65. woodytondorf says:

    “Johnson, still got your duct tape? Because my abs are RIPPED!”

  66. XXLChicken says:

    Is it just me or does Johnson looks like his eyeing Master Chief?

  67. Crazeye0 says:

    Does he always talk about my abs?

  68. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    Chief: What? Are you really that oblivious?
    Miranda: he really didn’t need steroids Johnson.
    Johnson: Hey, hey, don’t look at me!
    Arbiter: (whistles)

  69. B1G TOBACC0 says:

    Oh, I know what the ladies like…

  70. Mudboy says:

    2554 Men of the UNSC calender Mr April: Master chief

  71. Roaven says:

    Master chief, having watched too many actions movies, decided to recreate Rambo. It was surprisingly easy.

  72. Undercover Duck says:

    Johnson:You should see it from this angle, those thing could crush a warthog!
    (note the chief is only wearing a belt)

  73. Panncakez says:

    He is… The most interesting man in the world.

  74. Miztli says:

    NOW do you believe Master Chief can slam a revolving door!!!???!!!

  75. LogicalHuman says:

    “Due to the minority of female Halo gamers Bungie decided to modify the Halo franchise a little bit more… further.”

    • StephaBon says:

      Just about to say the same thing. Darn

  76. richie3345 says:

    arbiter:why didnt you wear your chest piece?
    master chief: because i heard the grunts like nipples

    • Sharkuel says:

      what a diversion… lol but hey, to the grunts think that they can extract milk from there?! lol

      probably the chief will have to take of his cod-piece in order to get milked by the grunts… lol

      That was nasty!!! xD lol

  77. Babbott says:

    New DLC from BS Angel…
    Comes complete with no armor piece and her entire Halo Pronz collection

    • bs angel says:

      A copy of it. I’d never part with the original!

  78. L337MA573R says:

    Rejected Armor Piece #52:

    Originally planned to fill the original role of the “flaming helmet” by setting bungie employees apart, it was eventually scrapped because it was deemed “too unrealistic” and “provided too much of a distraction.”

    It was eventually revived by Bs_angel for reasons currently unknown.

  79. Desert Rat says:

    No Gods or kings, only men.

  80. Morpheus300 says:

    In Soviet Russia, Armour is you!

  81. The Flying Spartan says:

    “I don’t care, Chief, you go find the rest of your armor or you’re sitting in the naughty corner.”

  82. If you think his chest is veiny you should see below the belt….

    Chief – “could someone turn this damn light off? I look like the walking dead!!”

  83. A Pointless Paradox. says:

    In the background you can see Johnson checking out the Arbiter’s “tight ass”.

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