IHRSotW: Female Spartans Confirmed in Reach

IHRSotW (short for Inappropriate Halo: Reach Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo: Reach Screenshot
Author: Ma5t3rr

35 Responses to IHRSotW: Female Spartans Confirmed in Reach

  1. GeneralCupcakes says:

    Needler Needle Tampons? Guess they had to improvise a lot during war.

  2. Nicodemus says:

    That is what vibrators will look like in the year 2552.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      LOL – basically, the same as they do now. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

      • theonecommentingonthepicture says:

        No, you see, they glow now.

  3. Needler sex toys…Hitting the point every time…

    • Sharkuel says:

      Well those things usualy explode… lol

      Boom-Estimulating-Nedle-Vibrator!!!

      The mega hit in sexual toys that is very well known between the Shangelios and the Uggoys… lol

      And now spartans are testing them… Oh yeah

  4. Gazas says:

    Spent 5 minutes trying to find my words for this.

    • Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

      And this is the best you could come up with?

      • Gazas says:

        I know, right?

  5. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Hey, I have condoms that color!

    • DeepCee says:

      Hope they don’t explode after 5 seconds.

      • pittofdoom says:

        The condoms don’t. Him, on the other hand…

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          I’ve got bottomless clip enabled.

        • danieljc2008 says:

          giiiiigitty.

  6. Canuck-Errant says:

    When gamers complained about inaccurate hitboxes, Bungie took immediate action.

  7. Canuck-Errant says:

    “…[D]uring the war with the Covenant, ONI developed a variety of concealable, ‘holdout’ weapons for covert operations. In the above, a Spartan demonstrates the use of a concealed one-shot Needler.”

  8. lozg1985 says:

    in tonight’s news:
    bs angel’s cos play porn gets leaked on the internet…

  9. Canuck-Errant says:

    As a total complete aside to any caption fun, today’s my 25th birthday. Do I get a badge for hitting 25? Something that counts towards the “Living” commendation?

    • lozg1985 says:

      i got told to grow up when hit twenty five. so no, no badge! maybe if you survive to 50…

    • bs angel says:

      Happy Birthday! Now bend over big boy, I’ve got 25 things for you!

      http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=15194721

      • Canuck-Errant says:

        I know it’s not standard procedure, but… can I be the one giving out the spankings instead? :3 Pretty please?

  10. StuntDouble2483 says:

    And I thought that movie “Teeth” looked painful…

  11. What does the medal for this look like?

  12. Mizzy says:

    Mmmmm glowy pink tampon!

  13. JLay says:

    Halo: Reach Around – Tactical Insertion

  14. Gazas says:

    It’s safe to say that THAT Noble 6 does not want to leave that lone wolf stuff behind.

  15. Suddenly, not fearing the pink mist so much anymore.

  16. hongoasdf says:

    What sick minds you have. It’s just a thermometer!

    But yeah, pink means “horny”

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      I bet that Spartan is wearing black underwear.

  17. Canuck-Errant says:

    “…Ladies.”

  18. the_eNeME says:

    Oh that’s just terrible.

    ; )

  19. Super Detonation medal what? =P

  20. cardo8 says:

    Jesus, you can not make that up.

  21. I Disapprove of Everything says:

    Cameron Disapproves. That chick’s….you know…is on the inside of her leg? The mind wobbles. I guess those “experimental procedures” to make spartans stronger had some-ahem-unexpected side effects.

    Chicks with..stuff..in non-standard locations=disapproval

  22. I Disapprove of Everything says:

    either that or she just got shot on the inside of her thigh…I guess thats possible too. In that case you are all VERY sick and twisted.

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