IHRSotW: Female Spartans Confirmed in Reach

IHRSotW (short for Inappropriate Halo: Reach Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo: Reach Screenshot
Author: Ma5t3rr

35 Responses to IHRSotW: Female Spartans Confirmed in Reach

  1. GeneralCupcakes says:

    Needler Needle Tampons? Guess they had to improvise a lot during war.

  2. Nicodemus says:

    That is what vibrators will look like in the year 2552.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      LOL – basically, the same as they do now. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

      • theonecommentingonthepicture says:

        No, you see, they glow now.

  3. Needler sex toys…Hitting the point every time…

    • Sharkuel says:

      Well those things usualy explode… lol


      The mega hit in sexual toys that is very well known between the Shangelios and the Uggoys… lol

      And now spartans are testing them… Oh yeah

  4. Gazas says:

    Spent 5 minutes trying to find my words for this.

    • Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

      And this is the best you could come up with?

      • Gazas says:

        I know, right?

  5. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Hey, I have condoms that color!

    • DeepCee says:

      Hope they don’t explode after 5 seconds.

      • pittofdoom says:

        The condoms don’t. Him, on the other hand…

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          I’ve got bottomless clip enabled.

        • danieljc2008 says:


  6. Canuck-Errant says:

    When gamers complained about inaccurate hitboxes, Bungie took immediate action.

  7. Canuck-Errant says:

    “…[D]uring the war with the Covenant, ONI developed a variety of concealable, ‘holdout’ weapons for covert operations. In the above, a Spartan demonstrates the use of a concealed one-shot Needler.”

  8. lozg1985 says:

    in tonight’s news:
    bs angel’s cos play porn gets leaked on the internet…

  9. Canuck-Errant says:

    As a total complete aside to any caption fun, today’s my 25th birthday. Do I get a badge for hitting 25? Something that counts towards the “Living” commendation?

    • lozg1985 says:

      i got told to grow up when hit twenty five. so no, no badge! maybe if you survive to 50…

    • bs angel says:

      Happy Birthday! Now bend over big boy, I’ve got 25 things for you!


      • Canuck-Errant says:

        I know it’s not standard procedure, but… can I be the one giving out the spankings instead? :3 Pretty please?

  10. StuntDouble2483 says:

    And I thought that movie “Teeth” looked painful…

  11. What does the medal for this look like?

  12. Mizzy says:

    Mmmmm glowy pink tampon!

  13. JLay says:

    Halo: Reach Around – Tactical Insertion

  14. Gazas says:

    It’s safe to say that THAT Noble 6 does not want to leave that lone wolf stuff behind.

  15. Suddenly, not fearing the pink mist so much anymore.

  16. hongoasdf says:

    What sick minds you have. It’s just a thermometer!

    But yeah, pink means “horny”

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      I bet that Spartan is wearing black underwear.

  17. Canuck-Errant says:


  18. the_eNeME says:

    Oh that’s just terrible.

    ; )

  19. Super Detonation medal what? =P

  20. cardo8 says:

    Jesus, you can not make that up.

  21. I Disapprove of Everything says:

    Cameron Disapproves. That chick’s….you know…is on the inside of her leg? The mind wobbles. I guess those “experimental procedures” to make spartans stronger had some-ahem-unexpected side effects.

    Chicks with..stuff..in non-standard locations=disapproval

  22. I Disapprove of Everything says:

    either that or she just got shot on the inside of her thigh…I guess thats possible too. In that case you are all VERY sick and twisted.

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