Friday Caption Fun, Round 98

Halo 3 ScreenshotI’ve never really understood the attraction of the Zombies gametype. Any time I played it back in Halo 2, it simply amounted to extended periods of everybody sitting with their thumb up their ass on the highest spot of the map, waiting for the lone opposing player to approach and meet their death time after time again. If the mere thought of that excites you, you’ll be happy to know that Living Dead is the double EXP playlist of the weekend. If your opinion is more like my own, maybe we should just hang out and caption instead. Let’s recap last week’s answers, and then we can dissect a fun, new image!

  • “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!” (xXSushiSanXx)
  • “Where we’re going…we don’t need roads.” (Firestorm12)
  • “Remind me again… we arm the bomb where?” (halcylon)
  • “Transform and roll out!” (Babbott)
  • “I just don’t see why it’s called a Warthog. It looks more like a Pumadactyl to me.” (Zee-V70)
  • “A Halo movie with Peter Jackson?!? Sure… when ‘hogs fly!!!” (JLay)
  • “So as we now know, under the helmet the Master Chief was MacGyver all along!” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “This is what the Falcon looks like now after Sage nerfed it.” (LogicalHuman)

While we may not like it when Sage nerfs our vehicles, I’m pretty sure the Elite in the following screenshot would be fine with the nerfing of whatever the heck is standing in front of him. I’m not exactly sure what is going on, but hopefully you are fully aware of the whole, tawdry situation. Enlighten me, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: ColoHockeyStar

75 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 98

  1. lozg1985 says:

    “Still got problems with random re spawn points?”

  2. Bungie decided to release one last armor permutation to the public before Halo 3 became overshadowed by Reach.

  3. Jim 028 says:

    Prince Zuko! It’s the Avatar!

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:


      That’s fantastic. Love A:TLA. :)

  4. xXSushiSanXx says:

    “I Always new my spawn camping would get back at me one day..”

  5. TJ says:

    “This is for walking all over me!”

    “Oh, not so tough now that you can see me, are you?”

    “You were never alone!” /shot in the dark

  6. grimtimes says:

    see this is what happens when Kirk takes his shirt off. He becomes a cosmic entity.

  7. metalknuckle says:

    “The grid is set and now its time for the lightcycle match between tron and the arbiter.”

    Yeah, that sounds bad even to me. Anyone else want to try and make that one work.

  8. Owl Assassin says:

    In Soviet Russia, spawn point camps you

    • B1G TOBACC0 says:

      I just added my caption, but you totally win, in epically epic style.

    • lozg1985 says:

      and that’s gonna be my msn tag for a while me thinks! you won in my eyes!

    • RUSSIAN ODST says:


    • crymsonnite says:


  9. B1G TOBACC0 says:

    The worst part of it all: the blue guy just spawned there.

  10. Bungie’s anti-cheating program has become self-aware.

    • Owl Assassin says:

      Skynet anyone?

  11. Schoony says:

    Run for your life, IT’S SPAWNZILLA…RAWR!

  12. Mudboy says:

    Freeze… I’mma cop

  13. CBTrigger says:

    No Spawn Man! Dont shoot! I wont complain about horrible spawns ever again.

  14. John says:


  15. Nuclear Pi says:

    Now THIS is spawnkilling!

  16. ComaToast says:

    *O.O* “……. Blarg?!”

  17. Mike says:

    i was hoping the new tron movie would have some better graphics than this…

  18. porge says:

    It appears more and more games are being taken over by time spent constructing additional pylons. They’re special in Halo 3 because they fight back.

  19. A Deaf Boy says:

    The Blue Man Group tries its hand at Halo.

  20. Gin says:

    Something just wasn’t right about this chieftain.

  21. Serpent says:

    There was a reason the Respawn Monster was cut from the final game…

  22. Grif says:

    Blue team has the flag.

  23. Andrew says:

    There is no spawn…only ZUUL!

    /Too obscure?

    • lozg1985 says:

      for those born in the 90’s i’d say so. and it’s ghostbusters for those who don’t get it.

      • Andrew says:

        *phew* Glad someone got it.

    • crymsonnite says:

      took me 3 read thrus but I got it before reading lozg’s post
      very nice, never woulda thought of that

  24. Steven says:

    In halo reach the Hunters got a new slimming look and reduced weapons

  25. In the name of the people and things of Hell, I dub thee… Spawn, general of Hell’s armies. Arise, Your Crispness! Arise, Duke of Deep-Fried! Sultan of Sizzling! Emir of Ooey-Gooey!


    Aren’t there any normal people left on Earth? Or is everybody just back from Hell?

  26. TAS9303 says:

    All your bases belong to us

  27. FinAeros says:

    “Man, I always knew that the Respawn Points hated me, but this is just ridiculous.”

  28. grimtimes says:

    well talk about spawn kill

  29. DTA MoonDawg says:

    They could only be stepped on for so long before the Respawn Points demanded revenge.

  30. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    Someone was finally fast enough to catch a screenshot of one of the Guardians.

    Oh great, more boss fights. Thanks for the manacing blue starfish Bungie!

    • crymsonnite says:

      lol at the guardians

  31. L337MA573R says:

    Tired of being abused in Team SWAT, spawn points decided to take a stand against the injustice of being camped.

  32. The Flying Spartan says:

    “Are you an angel?!”

    “Nope, I’m a crystalline entity now GIMME YOUR ENERGY, BITCH!”

  33. Etha7 says:

    And you thought cone man was bad!

  34. Babbott says:

    Spawn Points will now be equipped with weapons to ensure Spawn camping does not happen. Spawn Campers can blame Stosh. It was his idea

  35. Ali says:

    I thought only Standoff’s spawns were broken…..

  36. Scraggarax says:

    The new tool to counter spawn campers!

  37. Louis Wu says:


  38. minimac XVII says:

    If you wish the spawn, you must complete a series of challenges… and you only have the one life remaining.

  39. Roaven says:

    Worst. Spawns. Ever.

  40. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    The Abspawnable Monster.

  41. hongoasdf says:

    “Res-pwn in 5…4….3…2…1”

    • InsaneViking says:

      The worst part is he’ll just keep killing you as you respawn- AND he’ll take your ammo.

  42. SonofMacPhisto says:

    If you’re not going to spawn camp, then why do you have a shotgun? Hmm?

  43. Kroden says:

    There was mixed feedback regarding Bungie’s use of a new medal in reach: Spawn Kill!

  44. Desert Rat says:

    All your base are belong to us.

  45. Speedhuntr says:

    “watch out it’s Chaos Zero!”

  46. Tank says:

    Best anti-camping solution ever.

  47. Pr1v4teChuch says:

    The Elite finally gets to meet the Michelin Man, except this time Michelin Man’s got some beef with him.

  48. 117649 says:

    No matter what you do to him, he’s gonna come back…

  49. Freemo says:

    This is the “Spawn” of Satan.

  50. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    I said “The stay Puff Man!!!!!!

  51. Natonator says:

    “A challenger approaches!”

  52. Shirdel says:

    “All your Spawns are belong to us.”

  53. Oddsock says:

    You players have been stepping on me for too long! Too long I tell you! You act like I’m invisible!

  54. the last starfighter says:

    Wort wort… wort?

  55. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    The Abspawnable Snowman*

  56. CoPY says:


  57. Divine Plan says:

    The Elite paused, not wanting to be labelled a spawn killer for the rest of his life.

  58. LogicalHuman says:

    -The true form of the “Ghost of Sandbox”.

    -This is what happens when so many people complain about Halo 3’s spawning system.

  59. S says:


  60. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    One of those moments where you just look and say, “WTF?!?”
    “Get off my lawn!!!”


  61. Owl Assassin says:

    Suck it, Red

  62. crymsonnite says:

    “The respawn points grew tired of Timmy pointing them at walls.”

  63. crymsonnite says:

    “To respawn on me, you must answer these questions three.”

  64. Miztli says:

    The Spawn!…it decides who will stay and who will go…it says you go!

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