Friday Caption Fun, Round 97

Halo 3 ScreenshotI have a date to play some four player co-op Halo campaign this evening, and I believe they have plans to drag me, kicking and screaming, into completing a Vidmaster or two. If that’s the case, I’ll probably attempt to get out of it, and this weekend’s Team Throwback double experience playlist just may be the perfect excuse. Flag has always been my Halo bread and butter, and I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon. Before I start stealing stuff from the other team though, how about we settle in for some captioning? We can recap the best of last week’s responses and then take a look at a brand new screenshot. Who’s with me?!

  • “Hi, I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. Please have a seat over here.” (Hyokin)
  • “You sank my battleship!” (vyper117)
  • “Pink: “E-3.″ Grey: “What? When?”” (Nuclear Pi)
  • “You seem to be right, Pink. This Chatroulette thing is nothing but a bunch of guys jackin’ it!” (JLay)
  • “Pink Spartan has expanded her Farm in FarmVille” “Grey Spartan LIKES Pink Spartan’s Wall Post” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “Don’t tell me you forgot the Ethernet cable!” (Zerowind117)
  • “The Nintendo DS XXL was a hit with the Spartans.” (PeterSimp)
  • “We now see that bs angel and urk are NOT the same person.” (araknoros)

I debated simply listing, “You sank my battleship!” eight times and calling it good. Maybe if everybody posts the same thing about the following image, I’ll do that next week. Only one way to find out, so it’s officially time to hit me with your best shot, preferably in the form of the most bestest and wittiest caption ever please!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Shadierliam

91 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 97

  1. xXSushiSanXx says:


  2. Crazy A 64 says:


  3. SeanC84 says:

    Fan reactions to some new vehicles in the upcoming videogame ‘Halo: Reach’ were mixed.

    • Crazy A 64 says:

      You ruined it for everyone!

    • grimtimes says:

      thank you for nothing, you useless reptile

    • Billdebeast says:

      *were mixed

      • SeanC84 says:

        Oh, good spotting. Too bad there’s no edit function.

        • bs angel says:

          :waves the magic wand:

  4. Gagazet says:

    Garry’s Mod in Halo was the first and only cooperation betwen Valve and Bungie.

  5. mendicantbias00 says:

    Wright Brothers 2552

  6. Adswellfit says:

    “Transformers: Warhogs in disguise”

  7. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    Great, another flying vehicle everyone wants nerfed…
    Dude, I think I’m high…
    These new flying vehicles will make you REACH for the sky!
    Weeee-ow! Pewpewpew!
    Here comes the yummy plane!
    Yah, that’ll happen. When hogs fly!
    I think the gunner fell out…
    Bob? You still back there?

    And now for the troll plane! Guys, I made a froum based RP that’s doing pretty good but someone suggested that since so many people come here I put a link for it hereL

  8. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    Chitty-Chitty-DAMN YOU, SEAN!

    • SeanC84 says:

      I understood the reference, but didn’t realise it was an actual song. I guess I’m too young to have seen the movie?

      • Didn’t mean to be a jekr Sean, just wanted to see where that would’ve lead.
        And man, I’m too young to drink and haven’t seen it and know what it is!

  9. RC says:

    For over a thousand matches, the Flying Warthogs were the guardians of peace and justice in the UNSC. Before the dark times, before the Spartan Laser.

  10. grimtimes says:

    dudududu-dudu dudududu-dudu dudududu-dudadu

    *flight of the valkrie

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      Don’t wish to nitpick, but isn’t it ‘Ride of the Valkyries’
      Love the Apocalyspe Now/Wagner reference though. *thumbs up*

  11. Pew pew pew! … Aw man, I ran out of quarters.

  12. Kroden says:

    do a barrel roll!

  13. IcyTreats says:

    Reminds me of The Magic School Bus :D

  14. JLay says:

    ‘R3dBar0n117’ shows off how he got his screen name.

    Bungie originally considered the ‘wingman’ medal before the ‘wheelman’ for the ‘hog.

    When the Beta testers’ votes were counted, they prefered flying cars over jetpacks.

    A Halo movie with Peter Jackson?!? Sure… when hogs fly!!!

    • I beat you to the when hogs fly.
      WHy do I keep replying to people’s comments…

  15. Mr Viper says:

    After seeing the Halo Reach demonstration at E3, the jealous red spartan decided that he didn’t need a rocket ship to get into space.

  16. SkeletorODP says:

    Bungie promised new vehicles that would rain death and destruction upon all, but I guess a flying Warthog is good too….

  17. Schoony says:

    Halo Bionicles?

    • Steve the Lekgolo says:

      That’s what I was thinking.

  18. Sonu says:

    Over the years, the Warthog evolved into a ground vehicle, because its niche in the Halo ecosystem had been taken by the Falcon.

  19. Elite ninja says:

    Bet you they didn’t have one of these in jurrassic park…..

  20. shadowmage1299 says:

    343 Industrie idea for the next Halo game

    Halo of the Colossus

  21. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    The production cuts for ‘How to Train Your Dragon 2’ have forced the production studios to cut costs and explore other avenues for rendering their 3D animation endeavors.

  22. The Flying Spartan says:

    Johnson is probably jealous of this.

  23. Mike says:

    i call it, the warthornet

  24. Congratulations! Your Hog has evolved into a… WTF!?!?!?!

  25. Canuck-Errant says:

    The results of Bungie’s brief flirtation with the vehicle customization engine from Kingdom Hearts.

  26. t0rm3n7 says:

    And people said you had to mod to get a flying warthog.

  27. Das Kalk says:

    When Microsoft announced cross-game branding, people were worried. then they saw that Halo had been paired with Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts. Then they were terrified.

  28. lozg1985 says:

    Pres x to mutate warthog in to hideous flying beast

  29. KillerOsprey says:

    When they said the falcon is the warthog of the sky I didnt think they where speaking literally.

  30. Firestorm12 says:

    Where we’re going…we don’t need roads.

    • General Vaguneness says:

      nice, but if I may

      Where we’re going we don’t need… roads.

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      Curse you! I really thought I’d get to be the first with a Doc Brown quote!


    • Nuclear Pi says:

      Great Scott!

  31. Cailus says:

    Fly Jimmy fly!

    Evolution. It’s a wonderful thing.

    The bastard lovechild of the Warthog and the Delorian. God, I love bastard lovechildren…

  32. Tree12324 says:

    Chitty-chitty-BANG BANG!

  33. Gin says:

    Fans were a little miffed about getting another random air vehicle that wasn’t a pelican.

  34. noskills117 says:

    When red spartan heard that the falcon was the warthog of the sky, he came up with an idea to get some practice in before everyone else.
    Elite 1: look up in the sky!
    Elite 2: It’s a bird!
    Elite 1: It’s a plane!
    Elite 2: No it’s… well what the hell is that thing anyway?
    Elite 1: What the hell is that a flying warthog? Oh.. aww
    Elite 2: See you owe me that hug now.

  35. QuackJAG says:

    Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, We love you!

  36. pittofdoom says:

    Mega Bloks is still trying to create Halo sets. Unfortunately, they will never be as good as Lego would be.

  37. Big appleton says:

    The A-10 Wartog was feared for both its destructive arsenal and the wake of roadkill that it leaves behind :D

  38. Axelzero says:

    And we’re gonna be high….like a kite. By then….

  39. DenimDan312 says:

    I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  40. Zee-V70 says:

    “I just don’t see why it’s called a Warthog. It looks more like a pumadactyl to me.”

  41. gunstar2 says:

    They see me rollin’, they hatin’!

  42. I’ll believe that when ‘Hogs fly!! *looks up* OH CRAP….


    It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s…..SUPERHOG!!!

  43. Monkey_lord says:

    With homage to previous plane design to Halo Reach; the warthog monoplane with seven propellers was swiftly rejected. Bungie official stated: “There’s no air in space, ’nuff said”

    It took Five Hundred years, but we finally have the flying car.

  44. cardo8 says:

    “Chitty-Chitty-Bang- okay why is no one else is doing it?”

  45. Indeed Not says:

    “Haters gonna hate.”

  46. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “So as we now know, under the helmet the Master Chief was MacGuyver all along!”

    • Win! Now make us a comic, damn you!

  47. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “…Drives around in the Freakmobile…

    Freakazoid, Freakazoid”

  48. CortanaV says:

    Does this remind anyone of the Maw?

    Cortana: This thing is falling apart!
    Chief: It’ll hold.
    Cortana: We’re not gonna make it!
    Cheif: We’ll make it.
    Cortana: Pull up! Pull up!

  49. Desert Rat says:

    Red Spartan: Nobody is going to make a Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang joke about this, right?

  50. “This? Oh, this is just my conventional ramjet. I’ve got the hornet back at my condo.”

  51. minimac XVII says:

    In the building plans and dossiers for the UNSC “Flying-Jeep” project the introductary line that summed up the vehicle was: ‘Why the hell not’

  52. Babbott says:

    Transform and roll out!

    • WIN!

  53. CapturetheBomb says:

    “When developers over at Bungie started using mythical beast names, this is the best concept they could create for the DRAGON”

    “They see me rollin’,
    They hatin’,
    Patrolling they tryin’ to catch me ridin’ nerdy.”

    “Lord of the Rings’ Fell Beast + Halo’s Warthog = Loud, annoying, flying death machine.”

    ” ‘Car’n’t you get something better to fly?”
    ^Lame pun.

  54. more pew-pew, less QQ!!

  55. Nuclear Pi says:

    Wraiths! Wraiths with Wings! (LOTR reference, not covenant tanks)

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      Things were going well until red realised that his XBOX 360 didn’t have Sixaxis

  56. Zerowind117 says:

    No matter how hard he tried, Red Spartan couldn’t make his Warthog fly with mere bomb plant points and flag stands… Until Reach’s Forge was released.

  57. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    For hours Red would sit around in the warthog junkyard and imagine he was Maverick from Top Gun, with “Highway to the danger zone” on repeat on his ipod for hours. (sidenote, you know you’re singing it now)

    • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

      dammit! I put for hours twice!

  58. halcylon says:

    Remind me again… we arm the bomb where?

  59. Divine Plan says:

    Having ensured that there was no way Blue could score against him, Red escaped to his lair.

  60. plazmamuffin says:

    Flying Warthog. WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?

    • Well, if the multiple redundancy and endless universe theories are correct, he’s having a hot java with dinosaur batman jesus somewhere.

      • Or maybe that’s him in the seat. I dunno.

  61. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    I be in ur sky, rammin ur hornets.
    Brute 1: The demon has built a vehicle to combat us! NOOOOOOO!!!
    Brute 2: Why is he red?
    Brute 3: I LOVE CARROTS!!

  62. QQQQQQ-QQQQQ-QQQQQ-QQQQQ!*sung to ride of the valkyries!*
    Just lemme know if there’s to much wind back there for ya!
    I appreciate the effort, Rick, but NOTHING will get past the sandbox guardians.

  63. Hey Hawty, what was this guy smoking when he made this?
    Alas, this hatchling will be eaten by its natural predator-the spartan laser.
    I wonder if it lays bombs for eggs, or frag grenades?
    No seriously, though, what was this guy smoking?

  64. The hornet’s only natural enemy, the skyhog.
    Nyahahahahahaaaa! Nothing can stop me now! *say it with a snydley or dastardly voice*
    Quick, to the Chiefplane!
    They’ve captured all 7 of our flags!
    Why, Master Chief? WHY?!? I think a better question would be, why not?
    Master Cheat.
    It can go up, down, forward, back, diagnonal, right! But not left.

    …Hold on a second, it’s not flying, it’s on the ground! You’re a phony! A great, big phony! A big, fat phony! Hey, everybody, this guy’s a phony!

  65. Sorry, keep coming up with new ones the second I turn the computer off.

    or, alternatively
    Madness? THIS. IS. WARTHOOOOOOOO-Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang!

  66. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need… roads.

  67. LogicalHuman says:

    “After the Halo: Reach World Premiere during the VGA’s this Halo 3 player decided to recreate the Falcon vehicle in Forge. The effects were… deadly”

    “This is what the Falcon looks like now after Sage nerfed it.”

  68. Tank says:

    Poor man’s Hornet.

  69. SonofMacPhisto says:

    After tiring of endless ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ references, Red Spartan installed a chain gun on the back of his flying Warthog. A few red puffs of mist later, and he was at peace.

  70. Chris101b says:

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang DLC = Epic!!!

  71. PeterSimp says:

    Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads…

    Are you telling me this suckers nuclear!?

    (okay enough with the back to the future references)

    Sarge’s obsession for improving the warthog has gone too far!

    Fly? Yes! Land? No!


    You sank my battleship… oh wait!

  72. augustelc says:

    Don’t sell the bike shop orville

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