Friday Caption Fun, Round 96

You may have already reached this point or perhaps you’re quickly approaching it, but I’m excited to say that my summer officially starts today! One of my favorite things about the more relaxed days are the evenings spent gaming where the sun comes up before the marathon session is even finished. Before I become the most sleep deprived person ever, let’s indulge in some captioning. Join me in recapping last week’s rather witty answers and then we can tackle a brand new screenshot. Whataya say?

• “Welcome to the meeting of G.R.O.S.S. I am president and tyrant for life.” (Dragnew)
• “If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin’ password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here.” (Fluid_Darkness)
• “But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun.” (Indeed Not)
• “It’s a legitimate strategy!” (OwlAssassin)
• “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!” (Schoony)
• “TREEFORT CAPTURED.” (Canuck-Errant)
• “Fine, I’ll go build my own treehouse, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the treehouse.” (General Vaguneness)
• “I’ll let you in if you can think of a decent caption for this picture.” (A Deaf Boy)

The forged treehouse must be awfully full now considering so many of you came up with entertaining captions. I’m thinking the Spartans in the following screenshot haven’t quite thought of anything yet though. That’s my interpretation of the shot, but what do you think is going on? Tell me, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!

Author: DEATH WISH 1991