Friday Caption Fun, Round 96

Halo 3 ScreenshotYou may have already reached this point or perhaps you’re quickly approaching it, but I’m excited to say that my summer officially starts today! One of my favorite things about the more relaxed days are the evenings spent gaming where the sun comes up before the marathon session is even finished. Before I become the most sleep deprived person ever, let’s indulge in some captioning. Join me in recapping last week’s rather witty answers and then we can tackle a brand new screenshot. Whataya say?

  • “Welcome to the meeting of G.R.O.S.S. I am president and tyrant for life.” (Dragnew)
  • “If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin’ password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here.” (Fluid_Darkness)
  • “But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun.” (Indeed Not)
  • “It’s a legitimate strategy!” (OwlAssassin)
  • “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!” (Schoony)
  • “TREEFORT CAPTURED.” (Canuck-Errant)
  • “Fine, I’ll go build my own treehouse, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the treehouse.” (General Vaguneness)
  • “I’ll let you in if you can think of a decent caption for this picture.” (A Deaf Boy)


The forged treehouse must be awfully full now considering so many of you came up with entertaining captions. I’m thinking the Spartans in the following screenshot haven’t quite thought of anything yet though. That’s my interpretation of the shot, but what do you think is going on? Tell me, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: DEATH WISH 1991

118 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 96

  1. xXSushiSanXx says:

    “So what chya wearrrin??”

    • Hyokin says:

      That made me think of the episode of Arby N’ the Chief when Chief was cybering and he answered that “MJOLNIR MARK VI BATTLE ARMOR” and the girl said “Lol, wut?”

      Good times.

  2. ApocalypeX says:

    You wanna do what to me?!… Well upon consideration…

  3. Hyokin says:

    Hi I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, Please have a seat over here.

  4. vyper117 says:

    You sank my battleship!

    • hector4369 says:

      noooooooooooooo u beat me by mear minuets!!!!

    • Cairo says:

      seconded.

      • Vrax says:

        thirded.

        • Hyokin says:

          ha. I was going to post this instead of the Chris Hansen one, but I decided not to. lol

    • JLay says:

      The first thing that came to my mind. Pure win here!

    • danieljc2008 says:

      ya big jerk.

    • Matt says:

      WIN!!!!!!

      • plazmamuffin says:

        You sank mah battleship!

    • soulofaqua says:

      On top of that, I drink your milkshake! I drink it all!

  5. hector4369 says:

    E4 *boom* “oh nooo u sunk my battle ship”

  6. lozg1985 says:

    ‘so this is the original arcade machine for pong. bit of a beast eh?’

  7. soulofaqua says:

    Internet sex, it could be your sister.]

    • L337MA573R says:

      O.o

      • soulofaqua says:

        I know!! I can’t believe posting youtube links now insta-embeds them on Hawty Mcbloggy!

  8. RawrImJustin says:

    Mom!!! More Hot Pockets!!!

  9. grimtimes says:

    C6 you just sank my battleship!

  10. Indeed Not says:

    Pink spartan: “BS Angel chose my caption? I’m touched!”

    Grey spartan: “Nerd.”

    On a related note, I really shouldn’t be this happy that my caption was chosen, but I am. Thanks for making my day, Angel.

    • General Vaguneness says:

      It always gives me a bit of a rush.

      • ZZoMBiE13 says:

        Me too. I love it when my captions get picked. And when they don’t I start getting homicidal and looking for forumers home addresses.

    • bs angel says:

      :)

      • Indeed Not says:

        :]

  11. That Geek says:

    “Fecking blue screen!!!”

    Or;

    “So… what did you want me to wikipdeia again?”

    Or even;

    “Google doesn’t have pacman anymore…”

    • Owl Assassin says:

      google.com/pacman

  12. Canuck-Errant says:

    “Soooooo… what does this thing do, anyway?” “…”

  13. Gagazet says:

    Battleships gone future

    Why should we kill ourselves if we can solve the problem killing our virtuals selves?

  14. Nuclear Pi says:

    Let’s settle this like men – WITH SUPER SMASH BRO’S!

    • Malcom Reynolds says:

      “I call samus!” Says pink spartan. Who is a girl, duh.

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      Also, mandatory battleship reference below:
      Pink: “E-3”
      Grey: “What? When?”

  15. Adswellfit says:

    “You sunk my battle ship”

  16. SkeletorODP says:

    So… equip the +8 armor of unbreakable steel and the +5 sword of undying flame, I’ll be right over and we can get this raid started as soon as the hot pockets are done, and our mana’s recharged.

  17. DeadEye says:

    The newest version of Battleship allows you to lock on to enemy ships with a real time satellite up-link, weather monitor, water-flow charts, and anything else that would be totally unnecessary.

  18. JLay says:

    “You seem to be right, Pink. This chat roulette thing is nothing but a bunch of guys jackin’ it!”

  19. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    Little did he know that the girl that he was trying to pick up online is actuallly right front of him AND is actually a GIRL. INTRANETZPHAILZ

  20. ComaToast says:

    And so the battle of wits BEGIN!

  21. Owl Assassin says:

    You sank my battleship, eh? CALL AN AIRSTRIKE

    a/s/l?

    Nudity isn’t as easy in Chat Roulette when you’re wearing Mark VI MJOLNIR armour

  22. danieljc2008 says:

    You sank my frigate? I’m calling in an ICBM on your sorry a**! B5!

  23. hector4369 says:

    grey spartan: O!M!G! halo for PC DOES rock

    Pink spartan: i know huh!!

    Grey spartan: yea now we can pretend we are real heroes

    Pink spartan: yea instead of feeling like our lives are being controlled by horny lifeless teenagers

  24. shadowmage1299 says:

    Pink “yuck, Andy stop sending me porn it’s not funny”

    on another note i used to be an aquaintance of this pics creator on Xbox live
    only three months but his screenshots were the best

  25. Monkey_lord says:

    Why did you de-friend me on face book?

    Are your Sexting in front of me?

    • Monkey_lord says:

      With the Battleship line said many times here’s an alternative:
      You fragged my frigate.

      Destroyed my Destroyer.

      Sunk my Sub.

      I got nothing for the cruiser.

      • fool says:

        Crunched my Cruiser?

        • Monkey_lord says:

          Haven’t thought of that, the honor is yours.

        • DeadEye says:

          I would have thought of Crushed or Creamed.

        • Monkey_lord says:

          Creamed my Cruiser? O_0.

  26. Zerowind117 says:

    Don’t tell me you forgot the ethernet cable.

    • RDKirbyN says:

      This is one that actually made me laugh a bit.

      • Zerowind117 says:

        ^_^

        • Dekar2401 says:

          I’ve ran into this problem many times, fault of mine and fault of my friends. The hub or router as well. I WILL travel 45 minutes to get my hundred foot cord, if only to please bs Angel.

  27. smurph says:

    well since the battleship references are thoroughly exhausted…

    “so what toppings should we get on our stuffed crust pizza?”
    or
    “mess with the best, die like the rest”

    ok, i’ve got nothin’

  28. FinAeros says:

    “C4”
    “You sunk my Battleship!”

    • Hyokin says:

      I love how there are like 7 of these posted below even though it was like the third reply. Doesn’t anyone read the comments? Or at least those with 20 Thumbs Ups…

  29. XXLChicken says:

    Pink: Some guy on ChatRoulette is telling me to take off my chestplate. Should I tell him that I’m a guy?

  30. S says:

    Alright, let me try and think of something completely original here that hasn’t been done yet.

    “You sank my battleship!!”

  31. PeterSimp says:

    The nintendo DS XXL was a hit with the spartans

    E-readers taken one step too large

    Is it really necessary to be using face time at this distance?

    Also

    You sunk my battleship!

    • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

      win on the DS XXL!

  32. Andrew says:

    Sorry Pink, can’t talk, blogging about E3.

  33. AceofSpadesCard says:

    Master Chief decides to try his hand at Chatroullete. So far, its only been male spartans…

  34. grimtimes says:

    “What the hell is this?”

    “Rule 34 man rule 34”

  35. gangsterreus says:

    BOOBS or GTFO

  36. Poe says:

    sends in an instant message

    “I’m really glad we decided to strengthen our relationship; It’s nice eating and having a conversation at the table for a change.

  37. General Vaguneness says:

    …and now he’s saying he wants to– oh my…

    • Hyokin says:

      Nice one, Gnarly Vaginas. :D
      BTW, nice to see you on here too. lol

  38. araknoros says:

    Grey: Pink, what are our chances
    Pink: 32.333 repeating of coarse
    Grey: Well thats alot better than we usual..
    Bs Angel: HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY MCBBBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Enemy Predator missle inbound

    We now see, that Bs Angel and Urk are NOT the same person.

    Solitare: Shit just got real

    Zergling swarms are not legit!!!! Stop it pink! >.<

    • cardo8 says:

      That sounds like it should be hilarious… but I guess I’m just outta the loop. =)

  39. leafman says:

    It took nearly 500 years but geeks finally got a woman to participate in a LAN party.

  40. Lt Anders says:

    Grey: How the hell do you standby in BATTLESHIP?
    Pink: By watching from the corner.(badum chee!)

  41. CortanaV says:

    Horrible shorthand ahead:

    HotPinkGurl4Lyfe: do u have a cam?? i wnt 2 see ur big sword.
    BigSwordMan: oooh yea. here it is bb!
    HotPinkGurl4Lyfe has gone offline.

  42. Rakolai says:

    Pink: Is that your katana poking over the top of the screen or are you just happy to see me?

  43. Kroden says:

    These computers really need upgrades, they never seem to get anything done!

  44. Gin says:

    Hundreds of years in the future, lanning still is much more fun than matchmaking.

    • CortanaV says:

      It’s funny because it’s true. :D

  45. The Flying Spartan says:

    Oh come on, telefragged AGAIN?

  46. ‘Shall we Play a Game?’ (80’s movie reference ;)

    *Auto-destruct sequence armed* OH SHIIII……

  47. gr1nandbear1t says:

    bewbs or GTFO.

    I hate chatroulette

  48. Blue: OMG…is she proposing? YES ANGEL!!! THE ANSWER IS YES!!!!

  49. DuracellDurrell says:

    “This is what happens when internet dating and speed dating are combined”

    “Natalie Keener: He broke up with me by text message.
    Ryan Bingham: Wow. That’s kind of like getting fired over the Internet. “(if you saw ‘up in the air’ you would get this one)

  50. Steven says:

    God not another mmorpg these fantasy games are boring lets play counterstrike.

  51. Xenokyro says:

    Surprisingly, the “hot Spartan chick” on the other side of the webcam was, in fact, on the other side of the table.

  52. minimac XVII says:

    Surprisingly, when questioned, most Spartans said that the 2549 ‘Digital’ version of Connect 4 was how they spent their time of training

    • Canuck-Errant says:

      As a side note, which bs angel might appreciate: Videos exist on the Internet of Strip Connect Four.

  53. minimac XVII says:

    On Live sex chat:
    Grey: What?? M – m – Mrs Master Cheif???
    Pink: Please grey… do not tell John…

  54. Phil says:

    “G-4!” “It’s a hit!”

  55. noskills117 says:

    Super computers just got that much more super… and more computers…

  56. Canuck-Errant says:

    “Does your Spartan have a katana?”
    * * *
    “There, diagonally!”
    “Pretty sneaky, sis.”

    • JLay says:

      Nice Connect Four reference!

  57. Canuck-Errant says:

    “So, what’s up on the site?”
    “Oh, BS Angel’s posting filthy innuendo again. And boobs.”
    “Huh.”
    “Huh.”

  58. Cairo says:

    Yo dawg so I heard you like Halo, so I put some Halo in your Halo so you can play whilst you play.

    (Internet Meme)

  59. Extreme says:

    On sale now! massive double portable computer, for two people to use and carry!

  60. hongoasdf says:

    “And you thought Halo Chess was ridiculous…”

  61. iPurism says:

    Chatroulette of the future…you will never be the same again.

  62. xCxSTRYKEx says:

    You sunk my water!

  63. Natonator says:

    Folding a ping pong table is hard even for spartans

    OR

    “Alright, no, not the nose, gimme the ear”
    “How bout three outta five?”

    Im surprised no one suggested that last one

  64. Malcom Reynolds says:

    Grey: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right… and who is dead.

  65. The Real Dr Nog says:

    Your no match for my level 50 Fire Mage

  66. B1G TOBACC0 says:

    The sad thing is they’re both playing as elites…

  67. Spartan201 says:

    Pink: ‘Hey dad, my friends said I should google blue waflle’
    Grey: ‘IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!’

    • xXSushiSanXx says:

      oh.. my.. god.. Dx i should have embraced Admiral Ackbar’s advice Dx

  68. Supernub says:

    Beware on who lurks on the other side of the internet. It could be some old guy.

  69. cardo8 says:

    “How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?”
    “YO!”
    “I knew it. I’m surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing Assholes!”

    • cardo8 says:

  70. cardo8 says:

    Mom – “Why don’t you kids go outside? Get some fresh air. Shoot some dinosaurs.”

  71. Panncakez says:

    “A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.”

    or

    “God man, if I see any more of these Battleship references on HMB…”

  72. A Deaf Boy says:

    “Ok…I’ll just send her an email, and I won’t have to hear her crying and bitching.”

    Pink:”OMG you’re breaking up with me?!? WHYYY!!!??????”

    • PeterSimp says:

      Didn’t quite go to plan eh?

  73. Basic Paul says:

    Depth charge at square 1-17 please. Did I stick it?!?

    • Basic Paul says:

      I’ll take square E-3 please. Its a hit? Must be all that awesome news about Halo Reach…

      Gotta love gaming conventions in LA

  74. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “Pink Spartan has expanded her Farm in Farmville”
    “Grey Spartan LIKES Pink Spartans Wall Post”

  75. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “Damn it, I wanted to be the Engineer this time!”

  76. Schoony says:

    Halo meets MW2: Spartains set up to make a Predator Drone strike.

  77. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    I can’t believe this hasn’t been done yet…

    “DAMN YOU RICK ASTLEY!!!!”

  78. parktatkrap says:

    Grey: WWWHHHHAAATTT?!?!?!?! WE HAVE TO PAY FOR BATTLENET 2.0!!!!!!!!!
    Pink: Yes, now shut up, i need to pay $20 for farmville

    • parktatkrap says:

      Grey: STARCRAFT 2 FACE MY KATANA OF DEATH!!!!!!
      (add that to the one above)

  79. Pr1v4teChuch says:

    Grey: What is it?
    Pink: Carpel Tunnel!!!!

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