Stuffed Halo Grunt Searching for a Nipple Mate

Halo Grunt PlushyWhen you hear the term cannon fodder, cuddly typically isn’t the first word that comes to mind. Seeing the adorable Halo Grunt plush that Heather recently created though will definitely change that. Measuring an almost imposing 2’6″ from the bottom of his padded feet to the tip of his stuffed methane tank, every last detail was carefully handsewn until it more than resembled our favorite fictional species of small, bipedal arthropods. Despite some basic similarities, he differs from us in one primary way. He doesn’t wear his heart on his sleeve but instead sports it right on his chest for all to see. I’d do the same except then I’d have to put my bewbs back in my shirt and this little nipple-loving guy wouldn’t like that one bit! Feel free to check out more pictures after the jump, should you desire another ogle or two.

Halo Grunt Plush

Halo Grunt Plush

Halo Grunt Plush

*Images posted with permission

*A special thank you to mendicantbias00, who likes his nipples both with and without food, for the tip!

13 Responses to Stuffed Halo Grunt Searching for a Nipple Mate

  1. AvalonTreman says:

    Awww so cute :D

    • MGH1138 says:

      Yup, and I still expect Chief to step in and back smack him….

  2. I wish I had a Grunt for a roommate in college.

    • Hunter85792 says:

      I wish I had Angel’s bewbs for roommates in college :P

  3. lozg1985 says:

    that’s awesome!!

  4. E.P. McFarlin says:

    You said boobs and nipplz, tee-hee

  5. Scraggarax says:

    OH MY GOD!


    • bs angel says:

      If someone’s been surfing Halo pr0n on your computer, at least you know who the culprit is!

  6. So KEWT :3

  7. hongoasdf says:

    Kinda makes Master Chief look like the bad guy…

  8. ComaToast says:

    Cortana: What’s wrong Chief? Aren’t you going to kill it?

    Chief (looking longingly at grunt): I.. I just can’t… it’s sooooooo cuuuutee.

  9. The Real Dr Nog says:

    finally, the third nipple i’ve needed

  10. A Pointless Paradox. says:


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