Friday Caption Fun, Round 95

Halo Reach ScreenshotDue to the demands of my daily grind, I haven’t played Halo in quite some time. If there’s one playlist that could bring me back though, it’s Grifball. Guess what happens to be the double EXP flavor of the weekend? That’s right, our favorite Spartan sport! I’ll be getting hammered all weekend long, and I’ll even be playing some Halo so feel free to join me on the court, but not before our customary captioning of course. Let’s recap last week’s quips and then we’ll take a peek at another screenshot. Off we go!

  • “That takes care of the dust, now all that’s left are those damn echos.” (Mojo)
  • “When the UNSC ordered the Master Chief to clean house, he had no clue that they meant it literally.” (QuackJAG)
  • “Irrefutable proof that the Master Chief is, in fact, a woman.” (Radius)
  • “Broom taken! Broom dropped! Broom taken! Broom dropped!” (SkeletorODP)
  • “After his PTSD got too bad for him to fight, Bungie swore they’d keep the Chief on the payroll somehow.” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “VH1′s Behind the Helmet: Where are they now?” (mendicantbias00)
  • “Many players were surprised after last weekend to find out what “Hell’s Janitor” really meant.” (DenimDan312)
  • “Keep it clean.” (Seenoht)


Hopefully Master Chief didn’t tire of all the housekeeping because now he has another abode to manage, this time of the tree variety. I really have no clue what’s going on in this fabulously forged screenshot but I’m guessing you do. Go ahead and figure out the specifics and then tell me, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: OOFT Muzz

87 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 95

  1. kingkottah says:

    “No Hommers!”

    “But you let hommer blah blah in”

    “It says no HommerS”

    Aww

    • Gagazet says:

      was my first thought too

    • Mike says:

      we’re allowed to have one

  2. Dragnew says:

    Welcome to the meeting of G.R.O.S.S. I am president and tyrant for life.

    • Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!

      • Tank says:

        Calvin and Hobbes alright!

        • NakedScooter says:

          Hell yeah

    • liam evans-nelmes says:

      infinite thumbs up for you :)

    • andiadams says:

      Where’s Hobbes in this pic?

  3. xXSushiSanXx says:

    “You are not in our buddy club.”
    “After Halo: Reach’s successful beta, campers took the term to an all new level..”
    “but mooooom, cant i stay out just a bit longer?”
    Those are my submissions :)

    • Grif says:

      Dang it I was going to say “You are not in our buddy club.” Oh well.

  4. “This is MY house”

    “No girls allowed”

    “The start of Links adventure……”

  5. Fluid_Darkness says:

    “If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin’ password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here! “

    • The Flying Spartan says:

      Does HE know the password?

  6. Bad grof says:

    No mom! Get me some chocolate milk before you come in! I’m gonna play halo!

  7. Crazy A 64 says:

    I’ve got porn and marshmallows can I come in now?!

  8. MetalKnuckle says:

    “Before the King of the Hill playlist there was the King of the Treefort”

    “Look what i did with Forge and my imagination”

    “With the end of the war the Spartan program was terminated. As a result the Spartans were forced to acquire new housing. This is the result of highly trained super soldiers making lodgings”

  9. Indeed Not says:

    “But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun.”

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      Shakespear win. End of contest.

      Honestly I can’t believe I didn’t think of this one. I must be slipping in my old age.

  10. That Geek says:

    Yep this is the tree top camps club. But you’re too good a player to come in.

  11. OwlAssassin says:

    It’s a legitimate strategy!

    • Malcom Reynolds says:

      Before camping, there was, TREEFORTING!

  12. OwlAssassin says:

    This week on “How Clean Is Your Doom Fortress?”

  13. Absolute Edge says:

    Now remember, the first rule of the tree-house is that you don’t talk about the tree-house, am I clear?

  14. Gagazet says:

    Kurt and cPo Mendez Treehouse did not very good being stealthy.

    • General Vaguneness says:

      you accidentally some words

      • Gagazet says:

        i am a foreigner, what did i do wrong?

  15. Remember Reach says:

    After the war, Recon’s dad finally did build that treehouse.

  16. one crazy idiot says:

    What’s the secret passphrase?

  17. twostone says:

    “Go away! I told you, I don’t want to buy your cosmetics!”
    “Please?”
    “No!”

  18. Shirdel says:

    “All your Base are belong to us.”

  19. grimtimes says:

    This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said you had a secret base

  20. Schoony says:

    “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!”

    • DenimDan312 says:

      /thread

    • augustelc says:

      “We fart in your general direction!”

  21. What password?

  22. IcyTreats says:

    Reminds me of the scene from The Orphan. when the kid is trapped in the burning treehouse. :D

    • bs angel says:

      That was a good movie. Adequately creepy for sure.

    • iPurism says:

      I rented the movie yesterday, and I stopped at the part when she threatens the little boy.
      You just ruined the movie for me xD

  23. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    Sorry, no generals. Only cool kids allowed in here…and Reconz

  24. So where should I install these booby traps?

  25. Tank says:

    Go away or I shall taunt you a second time. [says in French accent]

  26. Monkey_lord says:

    Can I hide here ’til the infection game is over?

  27. I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
    First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      Nice.

  28. Cailus says:

    White: I HAVE BRUTE SHOT! WOOHOOOOOO!
    Gray: Yeah, but I have TREEHOUSE! WOO…hoo?

  29. SoC BrownSound says:

    Blue Guy: Hey! This is The He-Man Woman Haters Club, We feed girls to alligators!

    • leafman says:

      aww you stole it, damn ninjas.

  30. leafman says:

    Welcome to the He-man Woman Haters Club! No girls Allowed!

  31. General Vaguneness says:

    Fine, I’ll go build my own treehouse, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the treehouse.

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      A great Bender moment if ever there was one. Well played sir.

  32. Rakolai says:

    “Like my new sniper perch? It’s got a TV, a fridge, everything!”

    “Does it have a bathroom?”

    “….”

  33. Mojo says:

    What do you mean, it’s crooked?

  34. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “I swear, the base station budget cuts get worse every year!”

    “You think this is bad? Red Base is in the Outhouse!”

    “I found it! The Honeycomb Hideout!”

  35. Anton P. Nym says:

    Blue: “It.. it’s a legitimate strategy!”

    — Steve

  36. jVictor says:

    “Halt! Who goes there?”

  37. hongoasdf says:

    “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair”

  38. Canuck-Errant says:

    What happens when a Bungie mapper runs out of classic maps to remake.

  39. ComaToast says:

    Ha, they can’t get me up here… *sniper bullet flies out of nowhere and hits him in the head*

  40. Extreme says:

    seriously why do the blues always get the better spawn?

    Blue: “HA, the ability to climb ladders was only in Halo: CE”

  41. Sonu says:

    Password! They gave it out at the staff meeting fifteen minutes ago!

  42. Roaven says:

    “There better not be any power weapons in there!”

  43. AceofSpadesCard says:

    “What the F’ do you want? The rent?! I aint got the stinkin rent. Gimme til next week!”

  44. SkeletorODP says:

    This week on “World’s Deadliest” we shall explore the natural habitat of perhaps the greatest predator, the SPARTAN II.

  45. porge says:

    The Reach Family Robinson

  46. chris101b says:

    “No girls allowed!”

    “I’m not a girl, I’m just 7 years old!! Let me in!”

  47. grimtimes says:

    just taken camping to the next level

  48. L337MA573R says:

    Does anybody know where I could download this map?

  49. Natonator says:

    People outside of Australia probably won’t get this, but…
    “I’ll be damned if I let you cut down this tree, local council!”

    • DenimDan312 says:

      Wasn’t that from “The Castle?”

  50. Snowy says:

    “We will defend this house!”

  51. KindaOriginalCheif says:

    “we gotta build a tree house to play truth or dare, ewww no not THAT dare”

  52. Canuck-Errant says:

    TREEFORT CAPTURED.

  53. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    Lucy! I’m home…wait…you’re not Lucy! Who the hell are you! Lucy has some ‘splainin’ to do!

  54. HONEY!!! I’M HOME!!!!

  55. The Flying Spartan says:

    We’re not telling you the secret oath until you bring us some headlight fluid!

  56. DenimDan312 says:

    “Huff and Puff all you want! I have a f***ing shotgun up here!”

  57. noskills117 says:

    -Hey, lemme up!
    -Password!
    -What?
    -Password! They gave it out at the staff meeting 15 minutes ago!
    -What meeting? I was down here! If the staff meeting just ended then no one here will know the freaking password! now open up! we need ammo and the chief is out here!
    -…Does he know the password?
    -HE WASN’T AT THE MEETING EITHER!

  58. minimac XVII says:

    With the outbreak of Flood scaring the residents of Earth in 2552, the humans decided to build on trees. Have you ever seen a flood form climb a tree? A legitimately sound precaution I think.

  59. CapturetheBomb says:

    “Whats the weather like in Kenya?”
    “Sunshine!”

  60. TAS9303 says:

    “Your Mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries…Now go away before i taunt you a second time!”

    • B1G TOBACC0 says:

      I fart in your general direction, and give your monty python reference a +1.

  61. grimtimes says:

    “burglar!”

  62. A Pointless Paradox. says:

    “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU!! BLUE ARMOR ONLY!!”

  63. JeffiePoo says:

    “Hey! You were thirty minutes late! That means the pie is free!”

  64. A Deaf Boy says:

    I’ll let you in if you can think of a decent caption for this picture.

  65. Churchman says:

    Following the success of the extension of Halo 2’s runtime by staying in-game after the shutdown, a small group of Halo 3 players took measures to make sure their future stake-out of Halo 3 would never come to an end.

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