It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a Real, Life-Sized Banshee!

Real Halo Banshee

Either bevbor shops at a warehouse club or he recently purchased a shitload of appliances because somehow he found himself in possession of an inordinate amount of cardboard boxes. When faced with the decision of what exactly to do with this plethora of industrially prefabricated shipping containers, he did what any sane person would do and decided to construct a life-sized, cardboard Banshee. He carefully pieced together the corrugated fiberboard, purposely and skillfully, until it retained the shape of the Covenant’s standard ground assault aircraft. While that’s cool and all, until it can be remote operated to shoot a steady stream of plasma bolts at the fuckers who cut me off on the freeway, consider me NOT INTERESTED.

Source [halo.bungie.org]

25 Responses to It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a Real, Life-Sized Banshee!

  1. porge says:

    I have neither the the time nor patience to do that, but I REALLY wish I did.

  2. smurph says:

    note to self: stay out of bs angel’s way.

    very cool banshee. what is he going to do with it?

  3. justifiedcandy says:

    using it to clear traffic would be awesome.

  4. soulofaqua says:

    So when are they going to paint it and add cardboard elite feet?

    • AvalonTreman says:

      Probably at the same time he can make the top of the Banshee move down to cover the pilot.

  5. Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) says:

    Ho~ly shit. That rocks.

  6. hongoasdf says:

    “… he did what any sane person would do and decided to construct a life-sized, cardboard Banshee”

    I love your concept of sanity, angel.

    • bs angel says:

      It’s a fun world to live in, that’s for sure!

    • staticrift says:

      Im intrigued to what angel considers insanity.

      p.s i found that sentace suprisingly hard to write – maybe whisky in my blood stream is inhibiting my typing ability. Apolagies once again to Harrisons Mom.

  7. Thors toe says:

    Bad. Ass.

  8. Cairo says:

    Cardboard? I am skeptical.

  9. Schoony says:

    KEEPT IT AWAY FROM CRAZED!!!!!

    • voicedwalnut says:

      um yea keep it away but he was banned from it so yea

      • bs angel says:

        Banned. FOREVER!

  10. Sonu says:

    Well, now I know what to do with all these cardboard boxes in my house…

  11. Malcom Reynolds says:

    *WANT!

  12. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    And I thought my cardboard fort was cool…

  13. …So….OSSIM ^_^

  14. Panncakez says:

    Two words.

    Holy.

    Shit.

  15. Omnicent says:

    Guess flying in the rain is out of the question then?

  16. Now that is awesome.

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  18. Tree12324 says:

    and then it rained….

  19. JLtheking says:

    PAINT IT!

  20. voicedwalnut says:

    legendary that is sweet as

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