The Official List of Fake Halo: Reach Achievements

Halo: Reach Achievements

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35 Responses to The Official List of Fake Halo: Reach Achievements

  1. This is, quite possibly, the best thing I’ve woken up to all month.

    • ComaToast says:

      Really? I woke up on May 3rd and was a pretty happy person.

      • InsaneViking says:

        did you wake up at like 5pm??

  2. lozg1985 says:

    i think the mom chocolate milk achievement should be a real one in every single multilayer game!

  3. FrankieWest says:

    Woke up 3:00 am in the morning and loled at this =p

    • bs angel says:

      Yay for a fellow night owl!

      • Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

        Creatures of the night, u-night!


  4. soulofaqua says:

    The last achievement should be grey as it’s not achieved.

  5. Visitor at home says:

    I don’t think I’ll ever get “Yo momma is so thin”.

    And YoDaddyRyan’ll never get peace.

    • Greenskull says:

      Hey Yo Daddy. Yo Daddy…Ryan.

  6. Ray says:

    Those are hilarious!
    Unfortunately the last one is true. =(

  7. Andrew says:

    Sadly, those are far more accurate than many would care to admit.

  8. Patrick says:

    I have 405 made up g!!! (ooo thats not a good thing is it…)

  9. JKHILL07 says:

    Well, I can get the first 750G, however I highly doubt that anyone can get the final achievement.

  10. Radius says:

    How is it that you converted the covenent before someone insulted your mother?

  11. KalamariKidd says:

    I quite possibly could have earned all those achievements.

  12. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    All true, and I wish they’d put in just one of those as a secret achievement…

  13. bs angel says:

    I get that last achievement every time I play. CURSES!!

    • Thors toe says:

      Awe, bs angel I would do some terrible things to you over that mic.
      I’m just saying. :-)

      • bs angel says:

        Heck, I’ll take that over 250 achievement points any day!

      • Thumbs up :D

        and… lol, nevermind :D

  14. ;]

  15. That last one makes all the vidmasters look like cake! =P

    These are pretty awesome lol.

    • Tank says:


      • grimtimes says:

        Strange I would have got that one.

    • Panncakez says:

      So… Is the cake a lie?

    • Aklangi says:

      It makes all the vidmasters look like a lie?

  16. Nuclear Pi says:

    “This is a knife” The amount of times I’ve used that in the reach beta…

  17. DuracellDurrell says:

    the first two will never happen due to the stupid mute bans that are being put in place now

  18. Kataiser says:

    Yeah… For that last one, “impossible” is an understatement.
    And the one before it is begging someone to RP as Dutch.

  19. Fiesta says:

    Bros for life: Decline booting 100 teammates who accidentally betrayed you.

  20. chwbcc says:

    “International House of Pwn’ing (IHOP)” Teabag a player from 15 different countries.

    IHOP Passort”

  21. JohnKiller118 says:

    If only homosexuals weren’t sickened away by the XBox Live community, that last achievement might actually have been possible!

  22. Isabel says:

    Lol, the last one that is apparently “Impossible to Acquire” wouldn’t be that hard to get because whenever I play, the dumbasses don’t believe I’m a girl, and continue insisting that I’m a 7 year-old boy who’s balls haven’t dropped yet. Honestly, it’s offensive and annoying! I think I would if I was a freaking girl!!! I have ALL the necessary body parts to be considered a girl! Why is that so hard to believe?! My gamertag is RebeliousRebel if you’re doubting me….

    • freaky pervert says:

      …mmmm… body parts…

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