Friday Caption Fun, Round 92

Halo Reach ScreenshotI have not gotten to spend near the amount of time on the Halo: Reach beta as I was initially hoping so I am going to use this opportunity to live vicariously through you. Hop on and give the new Spartans vs. Elites Slayer gametype a spin for me, won’t you? But before you do, let’s complete our customary captioning. First up is recapping last week’s entertaining responses and then we can bombard a brand new screenshot with our hilarious quips. Off we go!

  • “And then some asshole with active camo steals the skull.” (A Pointless Paradox)
  • “What is thy bidding, my master?” (CrazedOne1988)
  • “First one to pop has to eat the skull!” (Zerowind117)
  • “BY THE POWER OF FLAME SKULL!” (PikminGod)
  • “It’s amazing what people will do for head.” (Schoony)
  • “The skull is our master. The skull chooses who will go and who will stay.” (Seenoht)
  • “A full week of playing the beta with little sleep, food, and water and you’ll be bowing at the mere sight of a flaming skull as well.” (retinence)
  • “Who would’ve expected it to be so hard to find a virgin sacrifice, especially on Xbox Live?” (Penguin Ninjoid)


I’m pretty sure anybody who plays with me on a regular basis knows how hard it is to find a virgin on Xbox Live. There’s certainly not any in my parties, that’s for sure! Could be my penchant for tackling things head on, but at least I have something in common with the Elite in the following screenshot. Interested in slapping a caption on this sucker? You can even do it multiple times should you desire. I don’t mind one bit!

Halo: Reach Screenshot
Author: WatchGrassGrow

86 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 92

  1. rollo 93 says:

    WORT! WORT!……. Wort?

  2. CrazedOne1988 says:

    What happens when you don’t look both ways when crossing the street.

    • Mike says:

      and dont walk out in front of that jeep

  3. ElItearbiter says:

    Elite beats everything!

    • ElItearbiter says:

      Ironically when i typed it i wrote beats as betas ha!

  4. SeanC84 says:

    Faster than a bullet! More powerful than a speeding Ghost! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Look! It’s SUPER-ELITE!

  5. soulofaqua says:

    One look at the purple dome of the ghost makes it clear why this elite jumps head first on it. Unfortunately the elite is hoping for a different splattering than there will be.

  6. shadowmage1299 says:

    Halo, splattering innocent pedestrians since 2000

    • Skote07 says:

      lol innocent? he’s diving at the vehicle with a sword

  7. That Geek says:

    “Nom!”

    “Super elite will not be defeated, it is infact the spartan that is afraid.”

    “A recently discovered bug in the beta has lead to a string of incidents involving ghosts being splattered by Elites.”

  8. OwlAssassin says:

    That’s one way to solve balancing issues

  9. Shonan64 says:

    Boarding the ghost, you’re doing it wrong.

  10. lozg1985 says:

    Note: Armour abilities may change game play experience, just not in this case!

  11. JLay says:

    Everyone knows you don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, so I didn’t think I had to tell my teammates “Don’t bring a sword to a vehicle fight.”
    ——————————
    Elite Evade button fail!
    ——————————
    “Get ready Goose, I’m gonna put on the brakes and he’ll fly right by!”

  12. porge says:

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

    • General Vaguneness says:

      Until you’ve signed in, it’s required.

      is it October yet?

  13. L337MA573R says:

    Reason #42 to quit drinking.

  14. Head On, apply directly to the forehead!

  15. Schoony says:

    In Soviet Russia, Elites splatter Ghosts

    • JLay says:

      Yakov Smirnoff FTW!

  16. Nuclear Pi says:

    *superman theme music*

    “how ghosts make more ghosts”

    screw the immovable object, what happens when two unstoppable forces meet?

  17. kingkottah says:

    hey i want my ghost back

  18. grimtimes says:

    Elite Vs ghost just another way of getting bugs stuck to your windscreen

    • grimtimes says:

      or

      them damn mosquitoes are getting big!

  19. IcyTreats says:

    Does the front of the ghost kinda look like an Elite head? Kinda looks like one, IMO.

  20. SkeletorODP says:

    Evade, face stab, evade, face stab evade…. ghost?!

  21. S says:

    Bungie’s Halo Reach Beta Playlist Update 1.0

    – Spartan DMR Loadout removed from Invasion Phase 1
    – CTF Flag return proximity slightly increased
    – Same team Stockpile flag removal and re-scoring resolved

    Bungie’s Halo Reach Beta Playlist Update 1.1

    – Elites given tremendous balls

  22. Tank says:

    He thought he had Armor Lock….

  23. Absolute Edge says:

    Unfortunately the elite ‘bullet’ armour ability was not well received by the more conservative members of the community.

  24. chwbcc says:

    “And they say Harlem is bad”

    “The Lone “Elite” Ranger and his invisible horse go head long into battle!”

    and more ’cause Hawty likes it multiple times!

    “John McLane eat your heart out! Yippy Kia Yay …”

  25. Mizzy says:

    “Two will enter. Only one will leave.”

  26. t0rm3n7 says:

    And this is why the turn-based RPG version of Halo:Reach will never see the light of day.

  27. Gin says:

    Inspired by Final Fantasy XIII cutscenes, Reach takes a new turn when dealing with its new cutscenes.

  28. SoC BrownSound says:

    “Action DIVE?!”

  29. This Elite takes his windshield-washing very, very seriously.

  30. Mike says:

    looks like another successful test for the sanghelli launcher… now we finally have a real use for all these elite corpses… since they taste terrible

  31. hongoasdf says:

    “Didn’t you see the video? Sword beats Tank. Therefore, Sword beats EVERYTHING!”

  32. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Later, we find out the Elite wrote his name on his underwear, ‘Calvin Klein.’

  33. desitin indabut says:

    **Thought by Spartan** – ‘They really need one of those signs around here like they have in California warning you about aliens crossing the freeway…oh wait’

  34. triptup says:

    a spartan rides into town on a ghost, stays five days, and makes a ghost on friday.

  35. icedragon01 says:

    Wanna play chicken? I’ll bet you I’ll win.

  36. Canuck-Errant says:

    “Lunge” means “Board” in french, right?

  37. Chris101b says:

    “It’s a bird, it’s a plane…. no wait, it’s an elite about to get his ass killed.”

  38. One shall stand, one shall be roadkill!!

    ________

    *thought by spartan*
    What’s the first thing to go through an Elite’s mind after he hits a windshield?

  39. General Vaguneness says:

    Believing everything the Prophets said was the Elites’ first mistake. Their second was listening to Soulja Boy.

  40. John Calvin says:

    Crouching Spartan;leaping elite.

  41. Roaven says:

    While superior in size, speed, and strength, intelligence wasn’t the elites strong suite.

  42. Aahad Ahmad says:

    Elite “Blarg!”

    stand for “Me PWN Ghost”…

  43. hongoasdf says:

    Elite: “Oh… so that’s what you meant by “Get on the Ghost”. You can go now, Casper.”

  44. xCxSTRYKEx says:

    Bungie reveals how their new toy line with Hasbro, Haloformers, started.

  45. triptup says:

    or “a spartan rides into town on friday, stays five days, and then rides a ghost to make a ghost named friday

  46. Plazmamuffin says:

    To do a barrel roll… or a combat roll?

  47. Evade, it’s super awesome!

  48. F8L ERROR says:

    “CHARGE!”

  49. Anubis214 says:

    “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT*”

    • Anubis214 says:

      Feel free to shorten that if you want

  50. Zee-V70 says:

    Duck, duck, Ghost!

  51. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    “Bonzai!”

    “Rain-X guarantees that their new windshield washer fluid wipes away all bug splatters, no matter the size. Why? Extensive product testing…”

  52. This Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! At the Boneyard Thunder Dome! Watch this elite get a taste of PAAAIIIN! Or will he come out on top?! Find out only on Pay-Per View! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

  53. XMixMasterX says:

    Stupid is as stupid does…
    ————————————–
    He always did go head first into all of his projects.
    ————————————–
    The one riding the Elite is invisible, you see?

  54. Desert Rat says:

    I CHOOSE YOU!

  55. retinence says:

    I can’t choose who I want to win…

  56. parktatkrap says:

    Elite: *in elite* DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (WORT WORT WORRRRTTT)
    Spartan: SHUT UP FALCO THIS ISN’T GOING TO SAVE HIM…..er…i mean to soon to be roadkill

  57. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    I iz on ur screen, getting in tha way!

  58. Techchild says:

    You would have thought by now, they’d have better combat knowledge than this. Surely the monicker ”Elite” is a f**kin’ mistake….
    ——————————————————————————
    Never call your pet ‘Rover’…..

  59. Indeed Not says:

    “You are who you choose to be.” “…Superman…”

    Reference get!

  60. ChestnutFirefly says:

    Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!

  61. j_Victor says:

    You’ll believe and elite can fly.

  62. CptHA says:

    You ever wonder why there are no Elite superheros?

  63. InventiveArgument says:

    Every Elite from that day on feared the machine known as, “The Ghost of Powerhouse”.

  64. dragonv2.0 says:

    faceghost youre doing it… right… i guess

  65. Shirdel says:

    Hijacking… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

  66. ChestnutFirefly says:

    NOM NOM NOM!

    The red car and the blue car had a race…

  67. Begocer says:

    The Elite, after many matches of being spawn sniped by DMR fanatics, and after hearing of the DMR being removed in the starting loadout tried to get his revenge.
    It didnt work out too well…

  68. noskills117 says:

    Elite Spectator 1: I bet that went over much better in his head.
    Elite Spectator 2 : Ya………

    ————————————————————————————————–OR

    Elite Spectator 1: I wonder what’s going through his head right now.
    Elite Spectator 2 : I dunno, but in a second I’d say the ghost.

  69. noskills117 says:

    Elite : hey look guys I can FLY!!!!
    Oh SHI–WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!……………………………….

    …………………..Splatter spree

  70. WoodyTondorf says:

    Once again proving that Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

  71. InventiveArgument says:

    Why does every comment above a certain line have a thumbs down? xD
    Seems like someone’s whoring around trying to mess wit the system!

    • bs angel says:

      Someone went on a thumbs down spree earlier today. I didn’t realize they hit numerous articles though. They were quite the busy little bee!

  72. FinAeros says:

    “We know about the balance issues with the sword…. And vehicle handling.”

    Or.

    “Sometimes, Evade gets you into an even worse predicament.”

    There should be a medal for killing someone evading, like there is for hitting a spartan in sprint.

  73. Anton P. Nym says:

    SPARTAN: “Aw, man, I just had this thing washed…”

    (Yay for Halo 1 callbacks.)

    — Steve

  74. dudeuno says:

    HYAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • dudeuno says:

      =or=

      the new inconspicuos overshield is way over powered

  75. halcylon says:

    That’s no moon…

  76. OwlAssassin says:

    Probably a bad time to ask this… but are you an organ donor?

  77. Serpent of Fire says:

    The Spartan shows the Elite what he thinks of its Superman impression.

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