Friday Caption Fun, Round 91

Halo Reach ScreenshotWe could talk about how Mythic Brawl is the Halo 3 double experience playlist this weekend but I’m not sure anyone really cares. Not when Invasion starts today. Vehicles. Phases. A yard full of bones. Hell motherfucking yeah! I know at this point you probably don’t want to caption but if I have to be here, you do too. So let’s go over last week’s responses, and then you can toss in a quip or two and be on your way. It won’t take long, I promise!

  • “Suddenly, Bungie staff only armour isn’t so appealing.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “The new exclusive pre-order deals from GameStop keep getting more and more ridiculous.” (FinAeros)
  • “SKULLAMANJARO!!!!” (rollo)
  • “Tim Burton presents… A Nightmare Before the Beta” (Natonator)
  • “Does this armor make my head look big?” (Jester 343)
  • “Achmed the dead Spartan!” (JLay)
  • “Emile saw this helmet and immediately tried to reproduce it. While Noble team calls it a crap remake, fans call it bad ass.” (plazmamuffin)

We definitely call it bad ass, don’t we? You know what else we think is bad ass? All the new armor abilities in Halo: Reach. I’m not sure the people in the following screenshot are doing it right, but I’ll leave the final judgment to you. Let me know your interpretation of the picture at your earliest convenience, preferably in the form of a funny caption please!

Halo Reach Screenshot
Author: Speed e cake

81 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 91

  1. A Pointless Paradox. says:

    “You see, no matter what you do, it’s still so very awkward..”

    “And then some asshole with active-camo steals the skull.”

  2. loz says:

    when someone told me standoff would be in halo reach this isn’t what i had in mind, or did he say standoffs?

  3. CrazedOne1988 says:

    “What is thy bidding, My master?”

    • FoxmanFX says:

      “It’s A Disaster, Skywalker We’re After!”

      • Basic Paul says:

        “What if he could be turned to the dark side?”

        • Canuck-Errant says:

          “Yes, he’d make a powerful ally – another Dark Jedi.”

        • Billdebeast says:

          He will join us or die

        • poo says:

          we got DEATH STAR

          lol love that song

  4. That Geek says:

    Headhunter players have recently formed a new religion. By 2056 it will have overtaken Jedi in the cencus.

    • A Pointless Paradox. says:

      So.. Does that religion include tacos and various other bio-hazards?

  5. Zerowind117 says:

    First one to pop has to eat the skull!

    • Hyokin says:

      That’s what she said…

  6. cardo8 says:

    “Well this is embarrassing … I’m wearing the same armor!”

  7. liphttam1 says:

    Eventualy, the confusion created by a non-burning flaming skull had to start a cult.

  8. OwlAssassin says:

    What you don’t see is the 6 opposite team members readying up for an assassination

  9. PikminGod says:


  10. madinator says:

    After the seventh member of this clan died, the septagon doesn´t look as cool as it did before.

    #1 says: Redique in pace!
    #2 says: Amen!
    #6 says: Who’s next?

    Note: Number seven died after triing to reach the rooftop.

  11. Voicedwalnut says:

    Praise be to the skullball

    • General Vaguneness says:


  12. Steve the Lekgolo says:



    HI, I’m Tim, the flaming skull. I’m from another planet. While I am speaking to now, I am also shutting down your armor. Permanently. My master will have me say this: *unatural sounding voice over* THERE IS NO ESCAPE! GIVE US YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!

    • Steve the Lekgolo says:

      Supposed to be a “you” between to and now, whoops

  13. Shonan64 says:

    yeah this is awesome, until the noob with the sticky gun shows up.

  14. hfuw says:

    “Mighty flaming skull who will be the final Canidate in LOST?”

    “All hail the remains of LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOY JENKINS!”

    “…and if you put the Flaming Skull on this pad and kneel down for 30 minutes. You unlock the the elusive Snipe Armor! No really dude try it!”

  15. Scotty says:

    Cult Worship: You’re doing it wrong!

  16. one crazy idiot says:

    “We’re the knights of the round table…”

    • Basic Paul says:

      “We dance when ere we’re able…”

      • We do routines and chorus scenes….

        • Indeed Not says:

          And dance quite impeccable…

  17. Schoony says:

    It’s amazing what people will do for head…

  18. gr1nandbear1t says:

    “meanwhile at the sacrificial alter, Noble team offer up the head of Ghost Rider to appease the god of Halo”

  19. SkeletorODP says:

    So that’s how the flaming helmet works!

  20. OwlAssassin says:

    I wondered where Frankie ended up

  21. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    everyone wants to grab the ball, but all that Taco Bell last night gave them severe bubble-guts, one wrong move and its butt-chili filling their man panties. What I wouldn’t give to toss a grenade in there, two explosions for the price of one!

  22. Forgedreclaimer says:


  23. desitin indabut says:

    **Thought by the gray Spartan** — “Does this look like a circle jerk to anybody else?”

  24. They don’t like fire…

  25. Tank says:

    Worshiping skulls is the new fad.

  26. borrowedchief says:


  27. AceofSpadesCard says:

    “Shh..The Flaming Skull of Ra…it beckons to teach us its wisdom…whats it saying…’beware of rocket noob’….what?”

  28. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    Who would’ve expected it to be so hard to find a virgin sacrifice, especially on XBox Live?

  29. ComaToast says:

    And then she beat Private Jimmy to death with his own skull.

    Wait, that doesn’t seem physically possible.

  30. Mike says:

    Random player: umm… one of us was supposed to pick up the skull THEN go into armor lock right?
    Speed e cake: shut up! this will be such an awesome picture!

  31. Dead baby seal says:

    How Spartans play soggy toast. (blegh)

  32. Mojo says:

    Respawning in Halo: Reach now is a team effort

  33. Monochron says:

    The Spartans mourn the only remnant of their friend who tried to T bag a Bungie employee.

  34. hongoasdf says:

    “The spartanses took the precious from us, they did… we must kill them. No, no… don’t kill the spartanses, they were good to us! *gollum – gollum*. It belongs to us! Smeagol won’t listen to you anymore, get out of our head!”

    I need more beta, that was awful.

  35. And then there was one Skull to Rule them all…

    • Three skulls for the Sangheili under the sky,
      Seven for the Prophets in their halls of stone,
      Nine for brave Marines doomed to die,
      One for the Gravemind on his dark throne
      In the Land of Halo where the Spartans lie.

      One skull to rule them all, One skull to find them,
      One skull to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
      In the Land of Halo where the Spartans lie.


      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        XD <3

  36. grimtimes says:

    you know we like them zealots for RvB… but with skulls!

  37. Rakolai says:

    It’s times like this when you wish you hadn’t picked Operator.

  38. L337MA573R says:

    *Awkward silence*

  39. Personsen says:

    *fap fap fap*

  40. Zee-V70 says:

    Step One: Pop it. Step Two: Lock it. Step Three: Drop it. Step four is a bit of a blur to me, but Step Five: Profit!

  41. retinence says:

    A full week of playing Beta with little sleep, food, and water and you’ll be bowing at the mere sight of a flaming skull as well.

  42. retinence says:

    Like Pokemon, two Metapods using Harden will make for a really long f***in game.

  43. Amaterasu says:

    “Sometimes fanboys take it a little too far”

    “lets play spin the skull”

    • Amaterasu says:

      “Lets save my poor imagination and just ask why?”

  44. EvilGRAHAM 0 says:

    I don’t think this is what bungie meant by a skullamanjaro

  45. Seenoht says:

    The skull is our master. The skull chooses who will go and who will stay.

  46. hongoasdf says:

    “Dig faster, men! That dead body isn’t going to unearth itself!”

  47. DomDaBomb says:


    lol Now imagine me screaming that whilst jumping into a firefight. Damn, I love the beta. <3

  48. Divine Plan says:

    Armour Lock: Preventing funny head on collisions since ’10….

  49. Moonj says:

    Not even Death puts out Bungie’s fiery heads

  50. RawrImJustin says:

    Hungry Hungry Spartans!

  51. Babbott says:

    After Private Jimmy’s skull was recovered at Sidewinder, the Spartans worship the skull hoping they do not have the same fate

  52. Seenoht says:

    Sadly this is all that’s left of last weeks’s caption after 7 days of fame.

  53. Waffle Deluxe says:

    The cremation was going according to plan…

  54. Natonator says:

    The resulting EMP broke the internet

  55. FinAeros says:

    Each iteration produces more and more crazy Halo cults.

  56. Nuclear Pi says:

    “Keep those armour locks runnin’ boys – that skull could explode at any second!”

  57. SonofMacPhisto says:

    So, hey, did the guy say when we become Voltron?

  58. Admiral Madden says:

    “The almighty skull grants us True Power — Power that tastes like Coconut!”

    “if we hold the locks long enought then the skull will eat crayons and read Ulysses to us.”

    (iron man 2 references)

  59. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    Coombaya my Lord… Coombayaaaaaa… Coombaya my Lord… Coombayaa…

  60. E X Z A says:

    “Please be last, please be last.”

  61. woodytondorf says:

    “Has anyone found my contact lens yet?”

  62. the blue shoe says:

    Flaming Bukkake…There I said it.

  63. Panncakez says:

    After the Halo: Reach Legendary edition ran out, Spartans had to resort to other means to get their precious flaming helmet.

  64. JLay says:

    You know how I know you’re gay? You go down for flaming head! (inspired by the 40 Year Old Virgin)

  65. Anton P. Nym says:

    “Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who do we incinerate? REDS! REDS! Buuuurn REDS!”

    — Steve

    PS: I miss the flamethrower. *sniff*

  66. The Flying Spartan says:

    It’s hard to perform a human transmutation when nobody involved has a soul.
    The new Vortigaunt armor had some interesting side effects on the wearers.
    Guilty Spark was none too pleased with his new form despite the successful resurrection.

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