Show Us Your Halo: Reach Beta Films!

You pulled off an impressive feat while playing Halo: Reach. You saw something absolutely hilarious while playing Halo: Reach. You had the biggest fail of all time while playing Halo: Reach. Blah blah why the hell are you still talking blah. You can tell us your stories until you’re blue in the face but until you have video proof, we don’t give a shit. I’m certainly not going to sift through Bungie’s gargantuan pile of files for your crap so assuming you’ve captured something worthy of being called entertainment, why don’t you leave a link or post the YouTube version of the film in a comment?

*A special thank you to each and every one of you that sent me a link to this film. And by thank you, I mean fuck you. Taking pleasure in my failures. A bunch of jerkwads I tell you!

122 Responses to Show Us Your Halo: Reach Beta Films!

  1. Josh says:

    Check out this wierd assassination glitch I found while playing the beta:

    Oh, and I got 4 overkills in 33 seconds:
    Check this out

  2. AOClaus says:

    Was that YOU? And here you always say you can’t go a game without a team kill.

    • bs angel says:

      That was me getting killed, not doing the killing. CURSES!

  3. porge says:

    Just wanted to say my friend thinks he got a perfection yesterday… I will demand he shows me the film

  4. Timed the jetpack just right to assassinate him as soon as the armor lock expired.

    • bs angel says:

      Nice! Unless you’re the armor locked person of course, LOL …

  5. Overdoziz says:

    A perfection in an objective gametype? ._.

  6. Barky says:


    0:23
    There is a strange assassination glitch where for all of the assassination he just walks away then collapses to the floor after taking a quick glance at me.

  7. Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

    Me doing the deed.

  8. bs angel says:

    Here’s a funny glitch I saw on Kotaku.

    • Ben Of Bodom UK says:

      Creepy. Whenever I play the beta now I’m gonna be paranoid that corpses are watching me… Cheers Angel XD

      • the_eNeME says:

        I wonder if that was lag or an actual glitch… I’d love to be able to recreate that. =D

        • bs angel says:

          I wish we could hear the voice audio on that. I bet it was hilarious!

  9. Artemas says:

    Doesn’t the corps thing also happen in Halo 3 when the lag gets really bad?

  10. ElusiveEagle says:

    At least the clip doesn’t begin with your name proudly displayed as Nart’s last victim. ugh…

    • bs angel says:

      That’s right, it starts with my name displayed as the last person who killed him with a headshot. EAT IT NART!

  11. Tufo says:

    HAHAHA, I came across that video and tweeted it to you! It was a knee slapper when I noticed your name in that video! :D

    • bs angel says:

      I remember your tweet, dear Ryan. Oh yes, I do.

      :glares:

  12. punkpirateafo says:

    Aww I Have a good one but I dont have render points. Ill see if I can get someone to post it later ;)

  13. Mid7night says:

    My first Elite assassination in Covie slayer:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=283937

    • bs angel says:

      Nice. That looked painful, for the other guy!

      • Mid7night says:

        Here’s a YT version, for those without Silverlight…

  14. the_eNeME says:

    “Carpet Bombing”
    Overkill extermination from a jetpack with a couple nades.

    • bs angel says:

      Was the other team holding hands and dancing around the flag? Goodness, they couldn’t have been any closer!

    • PikminGod says:

      that was pretty sexy

  15. the_eNeME says:

    Fun with Skulls
    BAM! Skulls EVERYWHERE!!! (see video description for alternate, more colorful, view)

    • PikminGod says:

      that was pretty cool, i like the SS you added in the description too…

    • A Pointless Paradox. says:

      Like confetti… But more.. Gothic… And pyromaniac-ish…

  16. gorebashd says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=261194

    me winning in a 4 vs 1 match of arena. my teammates lagged out and i had to stick it alone.

    dont know how to load up on youtube and i dont have bungie pro so best i can do is show the link

  17. Crazeye0 says:

    I’ve been trying to upload a video to Youtube. I press “Upload” it takes me to a menu which says loading in gray letters. I really want to post it up though, I get an overkill extermination from the grave in Covy Slayer on powerhouse =)

    • bs angel says:

      I have no idea how to upload to YouTube. Any luck with it yet?

      • TheSilentPenguin12 says:

        If u guys send me the rendered video link then I’ll post it to youtube for you and give you credit :) you don’t have to though

  18. punkpirateafo says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=4872

    A REAL Jetpack Ninja!

    Hulk Smash!

    P.S. Still working on getting the Stockpile one rendered. Sorry none of this is on Youtube. Dont have the means to upload or know how =/

    • bs angel says:

      Ouch! That blue guy could not have been happy with how that went down, lol…

  19. Weezey31 says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=320869

    Disclaimer: this video is not rendered.

    If you do decide to download it you would find me launching a pro-pipe grenade across powerhouse and holding down the trigger for like 20 seconds until an enemy comes walking by.

    Warning: will cause lols.

    • bs angel says:

      LOL … happy dance!

    • Weezey31 says:

      Thanks for rendering it! Here it is youtube style.

  20. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    Can’t render it apparently(apparently no longer have Bungie Pro), but I do have a video in my fileshare of me running across an entire room to assassinate someone by neck-snappage.

    • bs angel says:

      Rendered. :)

      http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=164601

      • Sarge Tomzilla says:

        Angel, you’re awesome. Its a bit redundant saying it, but you are. THANK YOU! :)

  21. Some of these are pretty awesome.

    Unfortunately, my games aren’t very exciting, so I don’t have much to show. I did get my first running riot and an Open Season medal today, but even that wasn’t very exciting. Just a lot of stalking and patience. Yeah, I’m one of “those” people. -.-

    Looking forward to more of your guys’ videos, though.

  22. Iztari says:

    Funny stick I did in Covy Slayer on Sword Base.

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=314578

    Disclaimer: this video is not rendered.

    • bs angel says:

      Disclaimer: this video is now rendered. :)

  23. Kroden says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=249766

    suicide by trash can!

    • Kroden says:

      also not rendered (yet)

    • bs angel says:

      What the heck?! That was hilarious!!

      • PikminGod says:

        omg i feel the cone phenomenon starting all over again!! that is so great

    • DTA MoonDawg says:

      Hahahahaha, that was classic!

      • Penguin Ninjoid says:

        Render plz?

    • Kroden says:

  24. Assassination from Above – good camera work too

    • bs angel says:

      Good stuff!

  25. punkpirateafo says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=224267

    Now rendered with awesome!

    • punkpirateafo says:

      From Halcylon’s POV as I made it rain flags.

      http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=434260

    • bs angel says:

      That was some sexy flag running!

  26. Dust Storm says:


    Here’s a perfect game of stockpile I played yesterday. First one ever that I know of. The clip is here: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=417778

    • AceofSpadesCard says:

      lol, didnt realize i posted same thing you did :D

    • bs angel says:

      So awesome!

  27. PikminGod says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=536323

    I killed a dude while activating my super shield!! I am awesome!

    • PikminGod says:

      also, this page is about to fall off the front page, you should tag it up in the corner so I don’t have to search for it when people post their new awesome videos

      • bs angel says:

        I’ll do that, good idea. And do you need your video rendered?

        • PikminGod says:

          you can do that?
          i had no idea!
          also i recently found out that when you use your evade in covie slayer, the roll can kill someone too!!

        • bs angel says:

          Currently rendering. I’m sure it will be done by the time you check it again. :)

  28. AceofSpadesCard says:

    sexy PERFECT stockpile run…as in, in 3 minutes, we won….

    Starring me, Dust Storm, BrentGamer, and Porkchop547…

    • AceofSpadesCard says:

      oh, and by the way…we call our little team “The Stockpilers”!

      sexy, no?

      when you roll with the Stockpilers, stuff gets done…maybe not always for the better, but gets done none the less

  29. Arkonyx says:

    I end up walking over their head and fall down behind them to finish them off with an assassination. All with no shields and it turns out they were on a killing spree!

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=595024

    • bs angel says:

      It’s rendered now. And nice clip too!

      • Arkonyx says:

        Thanks bunches angel! :paxhug:

    • PikminGod says:

      I’ve noticed that player’s heads in Reach seem to have a large surface area to stand on. I even activated my super shield on someones head last nigh

  30. XxxXnoodleXxxX says:

    Shot this and put it together on the first day of the beta in one of my first five games.
    ^_^

    • XxxXnoodleXxxX says:

      Oh and for those with the technology this may be easier.

    • PikminGod says:

      that was pretty sexy. SNAP!

      • XxxXnoodleXxxX says:

        Thanks!
        I felt bad for people having to download stuff to their file share to see it.
        Putting together a couple more vids too from the first couple days.
        Oh and if you did wand it on your file share, here’s the link:
        http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/fileshare.aspx?player=XxxXnoodleXxxX&fc=2

  31. Xagar says:

    Our team defends the flag when it’s literally inches from the stand.

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=341981

  32. iCeDrAgOn01 says:

    • bs angel says:

      Noice!

  33. ShippouSwaan says:

    3 against 1 and we still couldn’t kill him o_o’

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=340657

    • augustelc says:

      that was actually really sad

      • PikminGod says:

        that is a fair assessment

    • bs angel says:

      LOL … it’s like there were three bs angels on your team!

  34. PikminGod says:

    So the things I learned so far today:
    1. If you are a bad boy, the game will spawn you over a huge open gorge so you can fall to you death and spawn all over again.
    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=823629
    2. If you camp during Invasion to give your team mate a good respawn point, the game will kill him and blame it on you.
    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=823558
    3. Stickies bounce!
    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=823708
    4. If you turn on armor lock at the right time, you can deflect ordinance. So far I have deflected 1 rocket, 1 human grenade from human grenade launcher, and 3 stickies from covie grenade launcher. Sadly I can not find this video, but it is very cool.

  35. YggBjorn says:

    I drive over an armor locked spartan. Get hung up on him. Then his shield goes out…

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=839543

    • bs angel says:

      LOL … speed bump!

  36. Ryan M says:

    ———————
    evasion at its finest:

    b-net file share: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=448007
    ———————
    also…
    ———————
    jetpack snipe:
    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=693302
    ———————

    • bs angel says:

      I would say you’ve got the whole stop, drop, and roll thing down!

    • PikminGod says:

      omg that was amazing!!

      • Ryan M says:

        why thank you ;D

        second video is @ bottom of postings, but its not NEARLY as good

  37. TJ says:


    This happened to a friend of mine. He launched a grenade across the map and by glitch it stayed in Manual Detination mode even after he died. When he respawned, switching weapons so he could pick up a weapons caused the grenade to detonate… while he was standing on top of it.

    Tell me what you think!

    • TJ says:

      This is the original Bnet clip if you want it.

      • TJ says:

        So html tags get ripped out? Completely?
        http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=853879

        • bs angel says:

          Incorrect html is automatically taken out, yes. I’m guessing you included a url tag of some sort. You’ll want to use the a href one around these parts.

        • TJ says:

          Yea, I probably messed it up.

          Anyways, what did you think of the clip?

        • bs angel says:

          Don’t tell your friend but I did have a laugh at his expense. That was some bad luck!

        • TJ says:

          Glad you like it :D

    • PikminGod says:

      My question is how did he not hear that high pitched squeal until it was too late?

      • TJ says:

        I was not only standing next to him in game, but sitting next to him in real life. I heard it, but didn’t realize what it was even after he died.

        To give you more information, the reason he stood still was because he was asking me if I wanted the Gravity Hammer, and checking his phone. I was standing in the window telling him something and waiting for him to get ready to move. When he exploded I crouched and tried to hide until it said “Suicide” and we both went “Wut?” and decided to check it out in theater.

        • PikminGod says:

          Lesson Learned: Never game socially!

  38. V_Translankas says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=773702 – Sticky bank shot from floor…3? to floor…4? I always forget which floor is which (hope I did this right)…>_>

  39. TheSilentPenguin12 says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=41680

    can somebody render this for me please?

    • TheSilentPenguin12 says:

      its a funny film of me shooting a guys grenade right while it leaves his hand (he’s using a jetpack too so that makes it heven more funny :3)

    • bs angel says:

      I’m out of minutes at the moment but when I get a new batch, I’ll check to see if it’s rendered or not. :)

      • TheSilentPenguin12 says:

        unfortunently, its not rendered yet, its only about 12 seconds though but still funny, btw, can you send me the rendered file when it is rendered? thanks – btw (again) my e-mail is TheSilentPenguin12@yahoo.com (sorry if i’m asking for a bit much, im new to this)

        • bs angel says:

          I sent you an email that I rendered your video for you but will leave a comment here too just in case you don’t get it for whatever reason. :)

      • TheSilentPenguin12 says:

        does it matter if its rendered or not? I don’t have bungie pro, so I wouldn’t know lol :)
        if you can, would you please render it and send me the rendered video? thanks :D

  40. Odin Runebearer says:

    • bs angel says:

      Nice Odin!

  41. Ryan M says:

    made a second halo reach youtube vid, DEFINITELY not as good as my first, but still:

  42. TJ says:

    “Pistol Beats Everything!”

    I just shot a Wraith with a single bullet from a pistol and blew it up…

    … of course, it was just hit by a Spartan Laser, but I didn’t realize that until I watched it in theater.

    Not yet rendered.

    • bs angel says:

      Html win!!

      • TJ says:

        Yes, I finally figured it out!

        • TJ says:

          My Web Design class would be proud. :P

  43. rowboat 000 says:

    • bs angel says:

      You sneaky bastard! Remind me to watch my back next time we play.

  44. Zerowind117 says:

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=706239

    • bs angel says:

      That was nice. Extermination!

  45. Panncakez says:

    I’ll pray that somebody can render this, because this is probably the funniest guardian kill ever.

    http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=1207548

    I have a close encounter with a quite unlikely foe.

    • bs angel says:

      Rendered. And that didn’t turn out so good for you!

      • Panncakez says:

        I think I’m cursed, Angel. It happened again today! D:

  46. TheSilentPenguin12 says:

    Bs Angel do you think you could render this for me please? its hilarious :)
    http://go2.wordpress.com/?id=725X1342&site=hawtymcbloggy.wordpress.com&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bungie.net%2FStats%2FReach%2FFileDetails.aspx%3Ffid%3D41680&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fhawtymcbloggy.com%2F2010%2F05%2F04%2Fshow-us-your-halo-reach-beta-films%2F

    • bs angel says:

      Rendered. And ouch!

  47. Got two for ya…

    Anticipation

    Electrobotic

    …they’re not really all that special, just some random (mostly unimpressive) antics between me and my friends.

    • bs angel says:

      Great clips!

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