Halo: Reach Betage

Chances are you’re doing one of two things right now, either watching your Halo: Reach beta download go slower than the embarrassingly explicit sex scene that tends to appear on the screen when you’re watching a movie with your parents or wondering when in the hell the beta is actually going to become available for your particular region. Either way you’re more than likely crawling out of your skin in anticipation, but thankfully Halcylon has got you covered in the entertaining distraction department. Piecing together some fun clips from his Friends and Family festivities, he slapped a song on top of the finished product and found himself with a short and sweet Betage. Sit back, push play, and let his jet pack gently lift you off to a happier place. No, not that happy place but if you enjoy it to that extent, that’s ok too.

15 Responses to Halo: Reach Betage

  1. Billdebeast says:

    I’m wondering why the hell there isn’t even an OPTION to download the beta yet, at 10 o clock in the morning, May 3rd.

    • Billdebeast says:

      fucking time zones

    • Dale says:

      @bilde its up “Late Morning” in seattle. which is about 6PM here in the uk

      • Billdebeast says:

        I think it’s between 4 and 6

        They could have released it at midnight, which would stop so many people DLing it at once and have it at a convenient time for everyone.

  2. OwlAssassin says:

    Being in the UK sucks :(
    Still, free healthcare ;D

    • Crutch says:

      It’s not free healthcare, you pay out the wazoo for “petrol” besides you probably have to wait 3 months to have emergency surgery.

  3. Glasses Guy says:

    I have classes to go to anyways so no problem here.

  4. L337MA573R says:

    Pretty nice. Particularly enjoyed the part where he stuck a guy, performed an assassination animation on his teammate, and then stuck the 3rd teammate, all under around 10 seconds. Nice.

  5. Cleansing Aura says:

    I’m sitting here reading all about everyone getting ready for the Beta, knowing I probably wont even get a chance to play it. My only hope is if it lasts for 3 weeks. Then I might just get a few hours. I hate being stuck at school :(

  6. loosi says:


  7. :] says:

    Yeah, same thing for me too, i have exams until the end of next week :(

  8. punkpirateafo says:


    Im the dino that get assassinated in the beginning and then the guy that gets stuck across the map carrying the flag.


    • punkpirateafo says:

      Just realized Im also the one that gets assassinated using my jetpack. I think this is more of my FAILTAGE than anything.

      I hate you Hal.

  9. Das Kalk says:

    I have a couple good sticks already as well, and an overkill! and for the record guys

    The beta, It’s super awesome.

  10. Beorn says:

    Nice Betage – that was fun to watch.

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