Friday Caption Fun, Round 90

Halo 3 ScreenshotGrifball, sweet Grifball. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Sure, on evenings spent with you I tend to get pounded less than in real life, but your multiple powerful explosions more than make up for that. If you enjoy Grifball as much as I do, set aside some time this weekend to indulge in the variety that affords you a double serving of experience. If you don’t, then perhaps you should just stick around these parts and partake in some captioning. But first up is recapping last week’s responses of course!

  • “Tribes called. They said we can keep the jetpacks.” (pwkwsfi)
  • “Do you like scary movies?” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “If you or anyone you know has a camping problem, please call 1-800-CAMP-LOTS for a free insult-ation.” (cardo8)
  • “Call me… when you need me.” (Sgtpierceface)
  • “Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone. I’ve got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing. Sing!” (Sangheili_Knight)
  • “Welcome to Xbox customer support. Your call may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality.” (the Light Show)
  • “What if the phones… rang?” (BUfels)
  • “Yo, Halo 3, your girlfriend called. She said she’s leaving you for Reach. Something about jetpacks and Elites.” (Absolute Edge)

Hopefully Halo 3 will feel better when he finds out we’re going back to him after the beta. Just don’t tell him we’ll be leaving again come Fall. It will be our little secret. Keeping with the leaving Halo 3 for Reach theme, how about we provide entertaining quips for a Reach screenshot this week? Hi ho caption, away!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: BootStrap Boon

73 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 90

  1. CrazedOne1988 says:

    “The newest armor perm for Reach: The skull helmet”

    “Taking Emile’s skull helmet to the next level”

    “This is the new character model for the ‘zombies’ gametype in Reach”

    “Cue Thriller music”

  2. OwlAssassin says:

    Suddenly, Bungie-staff only armour isn’t so appealing

  3. Crazy A 64 says:

    Pre-Order now to recieve your Mythic Dancing Bobblehead!

  4. rollo says:


  5. Queen 0f Blades (Sonya 00101) says:

    It looks like Jeff Dunham is trying to appeal to gamers with a brand new puppet.

    • JLay says:

      Achmed the dead spartan!

      • GeneralCupcakes says:


        • General Vaguneness says:


  6. That Geek says:

    Bungie’s disregard for employee stealth has reached new levels.

  7. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    WOW, a Reach screenshot aleady! AWE-SOME!!! I’ll have to submit my witty comment later….after I think of it.

  8. porge says:

    Dance Dance Revolution: Crazy Zombie Spartan Dance Party

  9. Radius says:

    “They say SPARTANs never die, but this is ridiculous.”

  10. Schoony says:


  11. loz says:

    Bobble head mode!

  12. SkeletorODP says:

    I didn’t know Skeletor was in the SPARTAN program!

  13. BootStrap Boon says:

    No way! I just took that picture last night :D

  14. kingkottah says:


  15. The real face of a spartan.

  16. Natonator says:

    Tim Burton presents… A Nightmare Before the Beta

  17. Jester 343 says:

    “Does this armor make my head look big?”

  18. borrowedchief says:

    Bienvendido a Dia De Los Muertos para Los Haaaaaaaaaaallllllooooooooo!!!!!

  19. S says:

    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of forty thousand years!
    And grizzly Spartans from every tomb
    Are awkwardly-dancing in, to seal your doom

  20. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    I’d like to see anyone who headhunt THAT off

  21. desitin indabut says:

    “My name is Dark Helmet…”

  22. FinAeros says:

    The new exclusive preorder deals from GameStop keep getting more and more ridiculous.

    • S says:

      You sir, win.

  23. Das Kalk says:

    “cause the is thriller!!!!!”

    • Das Kalk says:

      I actually meant “‘Cause this is thriller!”

  24. Visitor at home says:

    I see dead people.

  25. cardo8 says:

    Bungie unveils a new armor ability for brats with huge egos.

  26. t0rm3n7 says:

    Dark Helmet decided to try something new.

  27. Monkey_lord says:

    Mardi Gras. In celebration of the Halo Reach Beta.

  28. chwbcc says:

    Awe Scooby, it’s just Mr Robinson, pretending to be Master Chief pretending to be … Oh who cares? Let go eat some Scooby Snacks and watch some Halo Pron!

  29. Shonan64 says:

    last time i ask for more armor permutations.

  30. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    Just announced for Halo: Reach
    Big Head Mode: This makes headshots much easier for the spray and pray player . e.g. the whinny lil’ bit_ _

  31. Chaelek says:

    Goddamn ONI with their SpecWep programs. It’s one thing to kidnap kids and turn them into supersoldiers, but GIANT DANCING SKULL MONSTERS? When’s that get fun?

  32. Tank says:

    Don’t do drugs kids or you could wake up with a skull on your head.

  33. NartFOpc says:

    Haters gonna hate

  34. General Vaguneness says:

    It turns out you can change the appearance of your waypoints. This variant got cut in alpha for pretty clear reasons.

  35. ForgedReclaimer says:

    1″OMG Its lord helmets evil twin brother. QUICK! TO THE WINNEBAGO!!”

    2″but with the Skull-blast-shield down i cant even see.. how am i supposed to fight?

    let the force guide your hand”

    3″How the hell do we Teabag THIS???”

    • voicedwalnut says:

      nice reference to starwars robot chicken episode 1

  36. Rakolai says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like collecting skulls, so we put a skull on your skull so you can Headhunt while you Headhunt.

  37. Mike says:

    wow… the flood just stopped trying didnt they? they used to mutate limbs and bodies but now they just make the skull so big the skin pops off of it… well its a prequil to the series so i guess they werent as creative back then

  38. plazmamuffin says:

    Emile saw this helmet and immediately tried to reproduce it. While Noble team calls it a crap remake, fans call it bad ass.

  39. the blue shoe says:

    Knock Knock….
    Who’s there?
    A giant skull…
    A giant skull who?
    A giant skull who….

    You finish it….

    • augustelc says:


  40. CyanDeadEye says:

    This Spartan obviously wanted to outdo Emile’s skull helmet.

  41. Waffle Deluxe says:

    Don’t mind me I’m just a little short on brains thats all.

  42. Halo:Reach – Now with DeadHeads!!!

    • B1G TOBACC0 says:


      +1 from this deadhead.

  43. hongoasdf says:

    “After many begs (And threats) from bs angel, Bungie finally decided to oblige and make “headshots” more accessible. Clearly they misunderstood…”

    Now for the obvious, which for some reason hasn’t been posted yet


  44. DenimDan312 says:

    “I like to sing-a! About the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a!”

    • IcyTreats says:

      that sounds familiar, but i can’t say where..

  45. tobias grey says:

    Finally they are making Spaceballs 2 with the infamous Darth Skull.

  46. Scraggarax says:

    “Enlarged to show detail.”

  47. Patrick says:

    Spawnin on your bro Co-… Woah.

  48. Nuclear Pi says:

    Bungie decide to remove the “Spartan Birthday Party” skull from reach for this very reason…

  49. The result of a Spartan state off.
    You should see the other guy…

  50. Crazeye0 says:

    I know it’s too late for captions for the previous photo, but…

    Stop calling stop calling I don’t wanna talk anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance floor!

  51. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    “Alright crowd, put your hands together and make some noise for the mascot for the Pegasi Poltergeists, Mmmandible Manny!!”

  52. Raptorian says:

    Skeletor’s New Groove, coming to DVD and Blu-Ray soon!

  53. Admiral Madden says:

    “Alas Poor Yorick, I am not one now to mock your grinning. though thy are quite chap-fallen!”

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      “Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest,of most exellent fancy, he hath teabagged me a thousand times…”

  54. ElItearbiter says:


  55. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    Slight problem here…


    Halo: Reach, now with Jetpacks, and insanely massive heads!

  56. grimtimes says:

    Just another explosive surprise to be seen in halo reach

    • grimtimes says:


      all new rocket powered skull punch

  57. The Flying Spartan says:

    I love to sing-a, about the Moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a, I love to sing-a, about a sky so blue and a tea for two~

  58. Josh says:

    “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!”

    • Pessimist says:

      Baby you drive me wild!
      Honey my hearts on fire!

  59. A Pointless Paradox. says:

    “Spartan augmentation side effects, gotta love ’em.”

    “Poor Timmy never really enjoyed Odd Ball…”

    ” Emile is jealous.”

  60. xXwewizXx says:

    I dont like it ween people T bag on halo I think its very dumb.

  61. xXwewizXx says:

    Dam that is a BIG head. XD :)

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