Friday Caption Fun, Round 89

Halo 3 ScreenshotThe zombie-infested Living Dead playlist is your double experience flavor for the weekend but let’s be honest, who’s thinking about Halo 3 right now? I think it’s safe to say we all have Reach on the brain, especially since the beta begins in exactly ten days. Staying busy should help pass the time quicker (or we can hope anyways!) so let’s recap last week’s rather witty responses and then we can try our collective hand at captioning a new screenshot.

  • “Hold RB to flip…wait, what? How did you do that?” (CrazedOne1988)
  • “Look on the bright side, Foe Hammer. The last thing the Covenant will expect is an aerial insertion…from underground.” (B1G TOBACC0)
  • “It takes a very macho pilot to be able to get it up in the presence of a hog.” (JLay)
  • “I hate when my wife drives!” (Schoony)
  • “Not my fault, someone put a Halo in my way.” (Flying ViVo)
  • “HA! I told you you couldn’t hit the warthog!” (Mike)
  • “Bungie cut the gametype “Lawn Darts” from Halo 3 after some bad results in Test.” (Anton P. Nym)


After thinking about a Lawn Darts gametype, all I can think of is a version of horseshoes where you throw Halo Installations at the tall structure from The Ark. Someone call Bungie and get them on it! Actually, maybe this blue Spartan has got it covered. He’s definitely up to something, I just don’t know what that something is. Fill me in, preferably in the form of an entertaining caption please!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Il RaPiDFyRe Il

95 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 89

  1. kingkottah says:

    Hi mom im calling you at work like the other guys oh wait I dont have a mom ! : (

  2. MetalKnuckle says:

    Damn, that was my one phone call from jail

  3. pwkwsfi says:

    Tribes called. They said we can keep the jetpacks.

  4. You should never throw a grenade at a commlink…

  5. Indeed Not says:

    Blast, the security code has been changed! We need R2!

  6. ElItearbiter says:

    “F***ING TELEMARKETERS!”

  7. Tayta Malikai says:

    Spartan supersoldier is the best human in the universe. He can destroy an army of Covenant and punch through tanks. He does not, however, understand the concept of payphones.

  8. Absolute Edge says:

    “Yo, Halo 3, your girlfriend called. She said she’s leaving you for Reach. Something about jetpacks and elites.”

  9. cardo8 says:

    If you or anyone you know has a camping problem, please call 1-800-CAMP-LOTS for a free insult-ation.

  10. Sgtpierceface says:

    Call me… when you need me…

    • DuracellDurrell says:

      Goddamnit Cortana!!! You are IN MY HEAD!! I know when you are prank calling my cellphone. Now wait a minute while i get the landline.

  11. Gagazet says:

    “XxX HeAdsHotQuillaArrSex XxX? Your mom is on phone”

  12. pittofdoom says:

    911: Because when 8 angry red dudes plant a bomb in your base, the police are only a few minutes away.

  13. Zelp says:

    I hate landlines, we can take a freaking elevator to space, but we still have landlines, wtf!

  14. mendicantbias00 says:

    Blue: “Please be caller 117…please be caller 117”

    DJ: “You are caller 116, lrn 2 ply n00b!”

    Blue: “DAMMIT!”

  15. Schoony says:

    Gotta play this one right blue, can’t seem desperate, wait three days, thats the rule…

  16. one crazy idiot says:

    Neo: Hello?
    Morpheus: Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?
    Neo: Morpheus?
    Morpheus: Yes. I’ve been looking for you, Neo. I don’t know if you’re ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, you and I have run out of time. They’re coming for you, Neo, and I don’t know what they’re going to do.
    Neo: Who’s coming for me?
    Morpheus: Stand up and see for yourself.
    Neo: What, right now?
    Morpheus: Yes, now.

  17. Ragingterror says:

    Blue’s last words: “He said his name was ‘Mike Rotch’… his parents must have been jerks.”

    Gotta love a teabagging reference…

    • Hyokin says:

      I read that as “Roa-chuh” not “Rot-chuh”

  18. Mizzy says:

    “All the technology today, and we still use the punch card system.”

  19. Who ‘ya gonna call?

    • A Shaky Shotgun says:

      “Ghostbusters” (too easy)

      or

      “Spartan 117”

  20. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    “Rasifragin piece of shite phones never work when you need them.”

    When the UNSC ran out of funding for the Spartan Project, the first piece of equipment to be cut was the com link in suit; forcing the Spartans to find other means of communication.

  21. araknoros says:

    In light of MC sings, i present this:
    Billy! Billy don’t you lose my number!

  22. Monkey_lord says:

    Wait, why am I using the phone? I have a helmet radio.

    This phone works? I thought it was just a wall decal!

    • Monkey_lord says:

      Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, How may I take your order?

  23. Sangheili_Knight says:

    ‘Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
    Banana phone
    I’ve got this feeling, so appealing,
    for us to get together and sing. Sing!’

    • the_eNeME says:

      Damn, you beat me to it. =D

    • General Vaguneness says:

      screw you, now that’s in my head

  24. madinator says:

    Always remember:
    In case that someone wants to kill everything in the whole galaxy: CALL 117 and duck and cover.

  25. Loz says:

    Damn you AT&T!

  26. the_eNeME says:

    ring ring ring ring ring ring ring… BANANA PHONE…
    ring ring ring ring ring ring ring… BANANA PHOOOOONE

  27. Somebody says:

    Little did he know, a mad axeman was on the other side of the call…

  28. Zee-V70 says:

    “I’m giving you negative feedback.”

  29. Hyokin says:

    Blue: Yes, Bungie? Why is this BR spawn as unbalanced as a one-legged fat lady?

    -silence-

    Blue: Yes, I am on wearing an EVA Visor. Why?

    -Click-

    • bs angel says:

      Hey, I wear EVA! :glares:

  30. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “Hello SYDNEY!”

  31. BUfels says:

    What if the phones… Rang?

    • General Vaguneness says:

      9/10 would read again

  32. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “Do you like scary movies?”

    • pwkwsfi says:

      that’s like, internet-retro.

  33. Anton P. Nym says:

    “Just walking by, minding my own business, and this payphone starts ringing. I pick it up to see what’s going on and some crazy lady starts calling me ‘crewmember’ and asking about a ‘sleeping princess’. Sheesh. Some people aughtta switch to decaf…”

    (Very obscure; think waaaaay back…)

    — Steve

    • mendicantbias00 says:

      <3 ILB

    • Haichong28 says:

      Lmfao!

  34. Cailus says:

    Cortana: The most advanced piece of combat armour in the galaxy at his disposal, and he uses the freaking phone…

    The new BXR: annoy the s**t out of your opponents with phone calls!

  35. CBTrigger says:

    Im surprised nobody has posted this.

    “Master Chief phone home.” :P

  36. That Geek says:

    Dial, 0800-MAGIC

  37. General Vaguneness says:

    “Hello?”
    “Hey *faint chuckle* is your generator running?”
    “Yes.”
    “Well you’d better lock it down, we’re about to blow it up! Ahahahaha!”
    “Stupid Elites. *click*”
    “Wort wort wort! I love doing that.”

  38. Forgedreclaimer says:

    1 “Hey Red-team, your village called, their Idiot’s are missing.”

    2 “Hello! is this the Phoenix residence? is Marcus there? No! can i leave a message then. tell him that me and Cortana looked over his battle plans for him, and that if he drops the bomb off the train bridge location it should kill about 99% of the enemy. got it! ok, and who am i talking too! how do you spell it? L-O-C-U-S-T. alright, thanks. bye. CLICK! Damn, that guy could use some cough drops…”

  39. j_Victor says:

    “Can you hear me now? Well, you should, it’s a landline!”

  40. Rakolai says:

    Anyone have a quarter?

    • Panncakez says:

      No, but I do have grenades.

  41. Mike says:

    I wonder… ::dials 8 6 7 5 3 0 9::
    “Hello?”
    “CORTANA!?”

  42. PikminGod says:

    “Would a member of blue team please pick up the yellow courtesy phone”

  43. Mr Viper says:

    “HELLO ‘Cortana’, THIS IS A COLLECT CALL FROM ‘John’. DUE TO DISTANCE OF CALL, YOU WILL BE CHARGED $3,891,400 PER MINUTE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCEPT?”

  44. burning crusade says:

    Spartan phone cex it’s why blue team always lose

  45. Roaven says:

    Blue got a fragmentation grenade and decided to put an end to prank callers.

  46. OwlAssassin says:

    “We are pinned down! I am calling for immediate evac…”
    “Would you like cheaper prices on your mortgage?”

  47. plazmamuffin says:

    I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

  48. Welcome to Xbox customer support. Your call may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality.

  49. Penguin_Ninjoid says:

    “One eight hundred, C-A-L-L-A-T-T…hey! It’s ringing! Carrot Top wasn’t lying!”

  50. Billdebeast says:

    “HI BILLY MAYS HERE”

    *slam*

  51. Lt Anders says:

    Ring ring ring, bananaphone!

  52. Techchild says:

    ”Wort wort wort”
    *awkward silence*
    ”No Thel, I’m not making babies!”

  53. Panncakez says:

    “What? No, I told you. It’s right next to the elbow grease.”

  54. Barky says:

    “THIS IS THE POLICE WE KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT ENDED JUSTIN BIEBER FEVER NOW-“(white noise after someone hangs up phone)
    “I only wanted to thank him….I knew I shouldon’t’ve Gone with the shouty police surrender act…It fails every time”

  55. “It’s April 1st and there’s no BUNGLE playlist?! I’m calling Bungie >.>”

  56. RawrImJustin says:

    Operator: “Press 11 to…”
    Spartan: “God dammit there is no fucking 11!”

  57. halcylon says:

    OMGOMGOMG… will she call? Omg, I should call. No, wait 3 days, that’s the rule.

    OOHHHHH To hell with it I’m calling her now!!!

  58. augustelc says:

    “help! ive fallen and i cant get up!”

  59. leafman says:

    “Argg! Why did Cortana have to give the Superintendent our real number!?”

  60. Scraggarax says:

    “Ha, we totally got that guy! Who do you prank call next?”

  61. gunstar2 says:

    “Ring, ring.”
    “Hello?”
    “Ring, ring.”
    “He-hello?”
    “Ring, ring.”
    “Hello~?”
    “Ring-”
    Master Chief: “YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!”

  62. Tritium says:

    You raaaang?

  63. 0101 says:

    “oh no! RROD just a few days before Halo Reach Beta!”

  64. tobias grey says:

    Come on work damnit. If I dont get my call through to Dancing with the Stars I’m gonna have to just blow something up.

  65. 0101 says:

    “911, what’s your emergency”
    “I’m asking you guy have Battle toads for the wii”
    “What?”
    “LOL”

  66. L337MA573R says:

    When BS_Angel read that Halo Reach’s elites would be “bigger and better” than ever before, she couldn’t hold off on her preorder any longer.

  67. Goruss says:

    Can you hear me now?

    How about now?

    Now?

    And now?

  68. The Flying Spartan says:

    “The one time I have enough change in my pockets and it’s out of service. Just great.”

  69. Divine Plan says:

    Halo: Reach is to introduce a new in-game food delivering system. No need to quit the game to eat! One phone call and crazy sausage will be delivered to your virtual door!

  70. B1G TOBACC0 says:

    Hello, Activision? It’s Bungie. We apologize in advance for totally ruining your shit with Reach. TTYL.

    • bs angel says:

      This one is even funnier now!

  71. Amaterasu says:

    “You have One missed call” “Ahhh… Shit”

    “Give me back my card God damnit”

  72. Def Guru 7777 says:

    What!? No Custom Games in the Halo: Reach Beta!! I have to alert the president!

  73. Nuclear Pi says:

    *Click* – Flag Stolen! Flag dropped! Flag stolen!…

  74. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    Alt + F4 = QUICK CLOSE THE PRONZ!

  75. FinAeros says:

    I need a calling plan.

  76. Supernub says:

    Sorry, the number you have called is currently unavaliable.

  77. RingingPlum says:

    “Police Officer: Police Department, what seems to be the problem?”
    “Chief: HALP thers this fag0t in mai hous!1″
    ‘Police Officer: Sir stay calm. Did someone break into your house?”
    ‘Chief: n0t rly he caem in a box”
    “Police Officer: What?”
    “Chief: ya hes fiev inchis tal adn st33lign mai gf”
    “*pause*”
    “Chief: hello”
    ‘Chief: :(”

  78. Zerowind117 says:

    Despite looking like he was trying to answer the phone from one angle, Blue Spartan was actually just lobbing a grenade at an active camo Red Spartan.

  79. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    “Guys, we’re finished. I just got the call, we’re allowed to pull out”
    “What really?! Thank you Jesus…”
    “PSYCHE!!!! HAHA! I got you man, you shoulda seen your face…”

  80. Extreme says:

    Telemarketers! now armed with BR’s

    Prank calls keep getting less believable, they say Reach will have Jet Packs

  81. grimtime says:

    wait stop the game, there’s a noob on the line

  82. Hunter85792 says:

    “Hello, Automated Weapon Spawn System, how may we help you?”
    “I need a weapon…”

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