We Do What We Must Because We Can

Portal

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28 Responses to We Do What We Must Because We Can

  1. ReverendTiki says:

    This makes me want a Portal gun more than ever… er…umm…. THAT’S GROSS!!

  2. suicidalkanoka says:

    Because we can… pickles and beats?
    I find the concept rather jarring.

    • Ragingterror says:

      …………….

      Off to the punitentiary with you.

  3. bs angel says:

    Just so everybody knows in advance, if this technology ever becomes a reality, I will no longer have the time to continue this website. Just an FYI.

    • Mizzy says:

      Just as long as you share the video evidence with the rest of us.

      • Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

        Make sure to record it in IMAX.

        • bs angel says:

          But not in surround sound for those that watched the Gift of Mercy, amirite?

        • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

          You’ll have the take the good with the bad, for every wenis, there will be somebody sending a hot steamer through, just pray you don’t have your mouth open for that one…

  4. omg… this is so win! id do it but then it’d just remind me of how tiny im not… ;)

  5. I’m just staring at the butt, it looks so weird…

  6. suicidalkanoka says:

    There are so many better uses for such a neat gun. Imagine kids passing the portal gun off at school: one kid places one end under his bed, then gives it to a girl…

    You could also ship cakes faster.

    • Felipe 058 says:

      Impossible; the cake, after all, is a lie.

  7. hongoasdf says:

    Brillian- I mean… uhh… Disgusting!… yes… >_> disgusting… <_<

  8. GeneralCupcakes says:

    You no longer need to be flexible to give yourself a BJ!

  9. I know I should be focusing on the self-servicing action, but I keep finding myself wonder what the hell is up with that figure’s backside.

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      Its upside down!
      Must be a side effect…

    • PikminGod says:

      scoliosis?

      • hongoasdf says:

        He must’ve tried doing it the hard way before coming up with this solution…

  10. pwkwsfi says:

    haha I saw this and didn’t refer it because I KNEW it would end up on HMB.

    • bs angel says:

      Predictable I am! :)

  11. WolfKing4 says:

    yes yes you do.

  12. Mr Poe says:

    lol, awesome . Is there a bunch of portal related lol’s somewhere or are these just randomly popping up.lol

  13. the_eNeME says:

    High five for awkwardness!

  14. Bild says:

    I spent all those years stretching for nothing :'((

  15. SonofMacPhisto says:

    It’s all fun and games until someone accidently pulls the trigger on the Portal Gun.

  16. Jillybean says:

    That’s just genius

  17. mjg2423 says:

    There’s some gloryness at the gloryhole today, isn’t there?

  18. Rofl.

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