Don’t Cha Wish Your Spartan Was Hot Like This?

Custom Pink Halo Action Figure

Custom Pink Halo Action Figure

As seen on eBay

36 Responses to Don’t Cha Wish Your Spartan Was Hot Like This?

  1. DeliciousCube says:

    Don’t ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.

    • Wasiq says:

      Dare in the 70s?

  2. Panncakez says:

    …No. No I don’t.

    • Matt says:


  3. pwkwsfi says:

    Confirmed: Grace Jones plays a spartan in the Halo film.

  4. ReverendTiki says:

    Reminds me of Nick Nitro from Small Soilders

  5. krazygamer1011 says:

    I’m scared..

  6. Matt says:

    Looks like the tough chick in “Road Warrior” except she had a red mohawk instead of green…

    • 0101 says:

      its was a man on that movie.

    • bs angel says:

      Still think she’s tough? :rofl:

  7. shakabledonkey says:

    When dare met the requirements for a spartan

  8. mendicantbias00 says:

    Eegads! Why?!

  9. DeepCee says:

    Burn it !! Burn it before it dooms us all !!

  10. Narroc says:

    looks like she’s gonna kick your ass after a bad round in bed, and why did i give me that horrible imagination?

  11. Captain Spark says:

    Looks like a female version of Vin Diesel. Yikes. She’s probably a better actor too :)

  12. James says:

    Pvt. Donut without a helmet – R.I.P. donut…

  13. cardo8 says:


  14. … That’s… no. Just no.

  15. Portal Turret says:

    i’M noT MAd aT yOU…..

  16. Indeed Not says:

    My name.

  17. Cat says:

    Why? Why?! WHY!?

  18. L337MA573R says:

    Not really.

  19. porge says:

    “It puts the lotion in the basket!”

    • Justifiedcandy says:

      …..”or else it gets the hose again”.

      • Not to be a jerk but, It’s “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.” So that’s kinda two different lines you guys mashed together. >.>

        But still lol.

  20. ChaosTool8 says:

    Oh my!

  21. 0101 says:

    It will be funny, having this doll in a came on the comic “Halo Action Figure Theater”

    • bs angel says:

      That would be hilarious. You should tell Elnea!

  22. Justifiedcandy says:

    I won’t be able to sleep for a couple of days because of these images………….

    • bs angel says:

      And my job here is done.

      • Hunter says:

        You’ve scarred Spartans in our eyes forever.

  23. BOBKMP says:

    Actually I think it’s kinda hot, right?

  24. Aklangi says:

    All i can see is boy george with a green mohawk, its horrible.

  25. I say we fly up and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  26. Nuclear Pi says:

    Actually,I reckon looks a lot like one of the female raiders from fallout three *reaches for minigun*

  27. Helveck says:

    Great, and just when I’d gotten over my reoccurring nightmares of pink Spartans with green Mohawks coming to eat me…

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