Public Service Announcement: Avoid At All Costs

The Halo: Reach beta, assuming you have an ODST disc handy, is set to make an appearance on your Xbox 360 in exactly 27 days. To ensure participation, there are a few things you should avoid doing in the interim. Such things include but are not limited to throwing your controller directly at your television, hitting your console with a sledgehammer, golf club, or any other blow-delivering tool, and coming anywhere within a 500 mile radius of this girl. Consider yourself warned. PS: You should really stop being such a dick Brad. Seriously.

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78 Responses to Public Service Announcement: Avoid At All Costs

  1. Owl Assassin says:

    I’m actually supporting her. Brad’s a douche.

    • GeneralCupcakes says:

      You know when you meet a guy named Brad he’s a douche.

      • Owl Assassin says:

        What about Brad Pitt!
        … Oh. Yeah

      • Mike says:

        or brad from 4 player podcast? i love that guy!

  2. Grumpy Jedi says:

    lolz @ “blow-delivering tool”

    • bs angel says:

      Were you talking to me? Oh wait, nevermind…

  3. KP says:

    She can put my “beta key” in her “shredder.”

    • bs angel says:

      That sounds really painful and makes me think of TMNT all at the same time.

      • Loz says:

        Bow chicka Bow Ow!

        • Wortwortwort says:

          Bow Chicka Ow Ow Ow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      Like teeth, but so. much. worse.

      • Hunter says:

        So much worse…

        • augustelc says:

          sandpaper…… ewwww

  4. Thors toe says:

    Look I love my games but women > video games.
    They’re interactive. ^_^

    • Mike says:

      and harder to win over… i was going to say “harder to beat” but that can be taken in so many different ways… but mostly one way that is really offensive

  5. Qix213 says:

    This was on Digg as well. People copied and posted their beta invites likely proving this was fake (evidently you only get a key to recruit a friend with, the beta email itself just says your account now has access). Pretty funny though.

    • bs angel says:

      I have no clue if this is real or not but if the gal is not a gamer, I could see her not completely understanding the process. Hard to tell but like you said, entertaining either way!

  6. Brad says:

    I’m really not a dick, guys. She’s a fucking psycho.

    • Panncakez says:

      I think you’re right about that.

    • Kalamarikidd says:

      Seriously Brad, how could you not have known this beforehand?

    • Owl Assassin says:

      Now I have met you – Brad. You are a douche

    • Mike says:

      so what you are saying is shes available ;-D

  7. ReverendTiki says:

    The Reach beta is only 27 days away?!!? Awesome! I better lock up my ODST disk so no one takes that and shreds it.

    • bs angel says:

      Can you believe it?! We’re almost there!

      • ReverendTiki says:

        TWSS

        • Arkonyx says:

          ROFL, well played Tiki!

        • Panncakez says:

          Agreed. Well played.

        • L337MA573R says:

          Well played.

        • bs angel says:

          Liez. You’re almost there, I’m nowhere close.

        • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

          Fake it.

          wai–what?

      • DuracellDurrell says:

        meh i think my vacation is going to give me a 2 day delay that i really find i don’t care about… it’s been to long since i had time off work, games can take their break too. but on the 5th when i get back. it’s gonna be beta time galore!

  8. iPurism says:

    Woah, I found this a while ago, and blogged it :D

    Looks like I need a different source of stories. :3

  9. Crazeye0 says:

    Good thing I’m not Brad, and good thing she isn’t my girlfriend.
    Just wait till her future boyfriends find that video, whatch as they run for the hills.

  10. borrowedchief says:

    If Brad is still single, he is still winning.

  11. Poor, poor beta key……

  12. Captain Spark says:

    Men are pigs………….scum of the earth…………..total dou……..er…….hey!

  13. the_eNeME says:

    Wow. What a bitch.

    (a hot bitch, though)

    • bs angel says:

      Heck, I’d do ‘er. (After the beta of course.)

      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        Nah, do her while you play the BETA. A little humilation would be good for her.

        • iPurism says:

          That would interfere with her contentration. :3

  14. hongoasdf says:

    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. ‘Nuff said.

  15. Mizzy says:

    Now that this is on the internet, no gamer will want to date her.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      I love it when a plan comes together.

      • bs angel says:

        Less competition! Amirite?

        • Das Kalk says:

          I didn’t know you were on the market… O_o

        • Hunter says:

          She’s on the Interwebs.
          Nuff Said.

    • Basic Paul says:

      HAHAHAHA that was genius xD im a gamer, id date her.

      • HellCat says:

        Then ur a dick too.

        jk

  16. Loz says:

    hang on, how will he see it if she changed his email?

  17. Panncakez says:

    Wow. She scares me.

  18. Faren22 says:

    This reminds me of the “Shiny Pidgey” story…

    • HellCat says:

      do tell

  19. porge says:

    This was on the Philip DeFranco Show… epic win, but it was kinda disheartening to see a SCII beta go to waste, especially since I didn’t get one :'(

  20. Tayta Malikai says:

    This is funny, but doesn’t the email only tell you that you have been selected to participate in the beta, and you need to go to Battle.net to get your client and key?

    If that’s true, then…
    EPIC FAIL

  21. dude says:

    shes way hot. brad shoulda not messed that one up.

  22. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    I bet she gets gang-banged in her armpits…

  23. Wortwortwort says:

    OK so she’s really hot, really crazy, but hot. Want to be my crazy girl friend?

  24. hisforheuer says:

    A little crazy eh? Sounds like my cup o’ tea…

  25. triptup says:

    why is she yelling at the shredder? its shredding isnt it?

  26. My balls just curled up inside me.

    Scariest thing EVER lol

    • Loz says:

      yeah but she’s shouting at it because it isn’t shredding brad’s balls!

  27. Mr Poe says:

    Am I the only one thinking that that would be the Fucking best make up sex ever……….

    …….just saying.

  28. Personsen says:

    Yikes! :0

  29. AOClaus says:

    Really Brad? You gave her your e-mail password? /sigh Do something that dumb, and you deserve to have your beta key shred.

  30. Zerowind117 says:

    Pretty sure Rule #34 on the list of “Things to do After a Bad Break-up” is change every password you ever used during said relationship.

    • … Did you pick Rule 34 on purpose, or was that sheer coincidence? >.> Sorry, I’ll slink back into the shadows of the internet now.

      • Hunter says:

        Yeah, I asked myself the same question… I think thats a really bad sign.

  31. HellCat says:

    And thats why i dont date women anymore… wait wha….

    jk. I dont really like Starcraft2 anyway. But if someone broke my GB colour or my 360 then Hell hath no fury like a HellCat scorned

    • Wortwortwort says:

      WAIT HELLCAT IS A MAN?????????????

  32. Dizzy says:

    … what a bitch. You really know how to pick ’em Brad!

  33. NOOOO I WANT THAT BETA KEY.

    But ah, maybe she should avoid dating gamers.

  34. Hunter says:

    Is it wrong that I laughed uncontrollably during her screaming session at the end?

    • Thors toe says:

      Nope.

      • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

        Oh good

  35. Nuclear Pi says:

    Revenge is all well and good – but shredding a SC2 Beta key, thats fucking cold.

  36. FoxmanFX says:

    Issues. This Girl has them.

  37. therealdrnog says:

    hot, but crazy

  38. flying retard says:

    i think this is fake and brads in the back playing xbox or something

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