This Cake Likes It When You Call Him Big Daddy

BioShock Big Daddy Cake

If you have a thing for bad ass mother fuckers who enjoy nothing more than giving you the drilling of a lifetime, you’ll love the confectionery version of just that. Made to look like the Bouncer model of Big Daddy, this super sweet BioShock-themed cake features the instantly recognizable diving suit getup, complete with a very big, and very round, multi-holed helmet. I can’t decide if it looks more like the anthropomorphic Mr. Peanut or a piece of shit with corn sticking out of the top but either way, I’d definitely eat that. And I’m going to go ahead and say it so you and your little sister don’t have to: OM NOM NOM NOM.
mmm cake

15 Responses to This Cake Likes It When You Call Him Big Daddy

  1. Crazy A 64 says:

    If this cake turned out to be a lie then the gaming world as we know it may well just implode!

  2. Elitearbiter says:

    OM NO.. Dammit!

    • Elitearbiter says:

      Oh yea and Angel, I saw what you did thar “So you and your little sister don’t have too…”

  3. Hes a bit….

  4. Overdoziz says:

    Those round things better be feet.

    • JLay says:

      That’s what I was wondering. What the hell are those things in front?!? Smashed t1ts or stomped b@lls?
      Looks like Mr. Peanut’s roto-rooter outfit. Gotta go clean out the septic tank now!

  5. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    I enjoy a good drilling!

  6. Mr. Peanut would have been infinitely more awesome if he had worn this.

  7. iPurism says:

    That’s one cake bs angel wouldn’t mind getting “screwed” by.

    • Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

      I bet angel wouldn’t mind a good drilling by anything.

  8. hongoasdf says:

    “…a piece of shit with corn sticking out of the top but either way, I’d definitely eat that”

    Oh angel, you so kinky.

    • bs angel says:

      Kinky, gross, same difference!

  9. Vhill says:

    Order this to my birthday please.

  10. ComaToast says:

    It was my bday yesterday, but the cake I had was nowhere near as decorative as that. But it probably tasted better.

  11. Mr Poe says:

    what are the two things in the front? I think feet.

    either way, it looks awesome…

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