Friday Caption Fun, Round 85
March 26, 2010 96 Comments
Many of you are off enjoying the PAX East festivities. While I am headed out of town today for a vacation that will thankfully span several days, unfortunately my destination is not on the Atlantic side of the country. The only downside of vacations is the distinct lack of gaming so I expect those of you that are home for the weekend to make up for my online absence. You are welcome to do that in Halo 3’s Living Dead Double EXP weekend playlist or you can just pop in Viva Piñata. Either or works! Before you do that though let’s recap last week’s witty responses to our replacement picture depicting a standard Bungie Team Meeting, and then we can pick up where we left off with the captioning of one of our customary Halo screenshots.
- “Thank you everyone for coming to this meeting on such short notice. Now, I’d like to address the prankster who thought it was funny to put a dildo, a stick of butter, and a picture of Bill Gates in my top desk drawer and tell security I had a gun in there. Thanks, security won’t even look me in the eyes when I walk in anymore.” (xxxJL AUDIOxxx)
- “And this gentlemen is a PowerPoint on a ‘girl’. Take notes, you’ll need them.” (OwlAssassin)
- “Guys, I need to tell you guys something very important…. I Lost The Game.” (SoC BrownSound)
- “Right after the annual Pentathalon, Bungie has a lesser know competition simply known as “Man Couch”. It’s basically a timed event to see how many men can be crammed onto a single couch, all the while being commentated by the boss.” (borrowedchief)
- “Ok guys… Hawty McBloggy is gonna take a screenshot of us for her caption contest soon, so let’s just sit around and do nothing so no one can think of a halfway decent caption.” (A Deaf Boy)
So apparently A Deaf Boy was less than impressed with my previous image selection. I was
so determined to do a better job this week that I dug deep into the archives for one of the classics. This shot may be old but I know your quips will be anything but. Now go caption your little heart out! I am excited about what you will come up with.
Author: Halcylon
erk bleh I was head shotted
Opps… I twitched.
I got a no scop.. *BLERGH*
This is what we call being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
the ninja promptly realized that no matter how effective camouflage was, waiting in the middle of a field sucks when it runs out
Sirr… I think it may be a trap
This was the last time Ray let someone try out his “Trick Sniper Rifle”.
“Off the palm tree through the wheel across the garage nothing bu…….”
Its A Trap!
or
OVERKILLED!
Think he’ll be ok?
^ 5th Element. watch it. love.
Big bada boom!
Shouldn’t have pressed the red button on the Sniper rifle
OK SHOOTING ME ALL AT THE SAME TIME WILL NOT UNLOCK RECON!!
Ramirez , revive that Spartan !
Now I wish I was a Conscientious objector.
bs angel finds a new and inventive way to betray her team.
Ever had a fucking annoying dude constantly talk shit about everyone in the match? Yeah… that’s him right there.
If only :D
I wish! *walks off laughing like a madman*
Hey, lazy-eyed Larry, he’s 20 feet to the left. This is why we give you the missle pod.
“Damn it I missed!”
“I’m not dead yet!”
Two words – Sniper Bukake!
How to know red team has triangulated your postion.
Spartan hazing ritual gone horribly wrong.
“Our Sniper Rifle bullets will block out the sun!”
“Then we will fight in th-“
I believe the correct term is “pooned”
be careful Spartan 1337 the yard is filled with pressure pads trip one and… oh never mind
send in a clean up crew and tell them to watch their step
Angel found out the hard way that you ever tell a group of Spartans that you want them to blow their loads all over you…
*never* not *ever*, one of those spelling fail days today
Church still missed *looks at shot upper right corner*
No, that was either me or Rowboat. We were drinking again…
“Hey Reds! Get ready to suck som- bleurgh!”
Bam!
Said the lady…
Everybody hates Hayabusa.
The Spartan unwittingly picked up the Holy Sniper Rifle of Antioch. He counted to four.
What is your name?
Hyabusa
What is your quest?
to eliminate the reds!
What is the political alignment of Joseph Stalin?
What? I don’t know that!!!
“The meaning of life i-“
And again the kiddie could scream: “He was mine!”
Assassination *Ninja symbol shows up*
palm tree: “ha, got him with a headshot! still no one suspects me”
on a side note who is the guy that completely missed to the right? that guy sucks!
blue guy (5 seconds earlier): “im sure its safe, lets head to the next territory”
Over time, Hayabusa became so unpopular that wearing the full set in matchmaking was equivalent to wearing armor that magnetised bullets to your face.
Now that’s what I call getting it from both ends *rimshot*
Blue: Alright, it looks safe to cross…. *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*…….*BOOM*
bs Angles teammates have their revenge.
FATALITY!
heeeee goooot a…
It’s only a flesh wound!
I’m telling you I heard 4 shots, it was like Bang, Bang, Bang.
That’s only 3 shots.
…. Bang.
Team teabag in 5…4…3…
Matrix fail.
“Give it to me!”
Old screen shot requires old meme.
NEW YORK CITY!?!?
Angel said to meet her here to see multiple penetrations. This is not what I had in mind.
“Is it easier for snipers to see Haybu…….”
This is why Halo needs a cover based combat system
“Now I know why it’s called cross fire…”
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This is hat happens to kids who whine too much :)
“See kids? THIS is why we look both ways before crossing the street”
Blue later learned that when modeling agencies ask for head-shots they mean photographs.
That tree is totally cheating!
Suck it, blue!
say cheese!
Hey guys! Whats going on in this game-
*dead*
How low funded JFK grassy-knoll conspiracy theorist try try proving their second shooter theory…
One more head shot, and this would have turned into a porno.
and that’s the last time Blue listened to Stevie Ray Vaughn’s ‘Crossfire’ song before a battle….
He was on the grassy knoll!
This is exactly what would happen if Bungie made Spiderman a playable character in Halo 3.
Okay guys, I’m here to announce something very important. Because of the large amounts of campers in Team Snipers, we will now be removing-“
Billy’s modded sniper rifle was gaining him some unwanted attention while spawning.
New Gametype: Money Shot
User is given extra cR for every sniper round that gets them in the face.
The tragic end of Spartan Ceasar.
“Careful, guys, I think there’s a sni-“
Those aren’t sniper shots. Those are seagulls, vengefully pooping horizontally.
For a brief moment, Mr. Hyabusa decided that it was the perfect time for some dancing. Apparently snipers don’t like ballet.
“This slide definitively illustrates how Oswald was, in fact, able to kill Kennedy all by himself. Now no more of this “grassy knoll” nonsense!”
“Fear the MAGIC BULLET!”
“Did we get him?”
Achievement Unlocked: Raped… (25g)
Modern Warfare 2 introduced the Riot Shield… to prevent exactly this
Blue: Would you quit worrying? They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dis-
Or,
Han shot first.
Blue learned the hard way that after the twentieth ricochet, the sniper bullet WILL return to you.
Hey everybody… I Lost The Ga- *urghkkkk*
And THAT’S how you spell EPIC FAIL with bullets
or
Hayabusa realised that setting up a snipers game with EVERYBODY wasn’t such a good idea.
hey guys I figgured out the cure for canc-
Russian Roulette doesn’t work so well when the noobs forget to mix in blanks …
its just a flesh wound!
One through his nose, one through his ears, one through his belly button, and one…
When blue stated he wanted a piercing, red team immediately went to town without asking “where?”…
Stupid last words: “Well don’t all shoot at…”
Blue knew he shouldn’t have asked where the Spartan Laser was…
“Blink all you want, you’re not gonna miss it.”
Well… *Puts sunglasses on* It looks like this guy was a hole-y man
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Watch out, He’s going to blow!
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*Red team looks at red leader* Red 2 “You said there’d be Candy!”
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Blue Guy finally remembered that Halo is not the Matrix!
HA MISESED!!!! (refers to the shot to the top right of the picture which is diaganol to the bottom)
hey guys i got a scrub to hack me 10th prestiege on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2!!!