Princess Peach Was Always a Bitch Anyways

Princess Peach Dog Costume

The last time we saw Parsnip, an adorable dachshund who enjoys modeling in her spare time, she was dressed up as everybody’s favorite pudgy, Italian plumber. This time around though she’s sporting something a little more gender appropriate. Showing off an adorable pink dress complete with a matching crown, both of which can be yours for $16.50 USD, this Princess Peach pooch getup has the power to instantly transform your dog into the biggest tease in the neighborhood. Unless I live in your area of course. Then she would have to settle for being the second bitchiest creature around.

15 Responses to Princess Peach Was Always a Bitch Anyways

  1. liphttam1 says:

    Looks more like a male dog but ok, I appreciate your attempt at comedy.

    • bs angel says:

      If you read her profile, which I neglected to do with the first article, you will see Parsnip is in fact a female but ok, I appreciate your attempt at not being a jackass. ;)

      • liphttam1 says:

        Thanks I try not to be one.

        • bs angel says:

          LOL … all in good fun. :)

    • Indeed Not says:

      You can tell the gender of a dog by its face? You must be awesome.

  2. You? Bitchy? Surely you jest. ¬¬

    Parsnip looks a bit miserable. D:

    • Tree12324 says:

      She looks happier then the mario dress up.

  3. Panncakez says:

    Ba dum bum.

    Clang.

  4. Rofl nice =P

  5. MGH1138 says:

    Love the title. Cute dog.

  6. Crossdressing cosplaying dogs? 0_o

  7. hongoasdf says:

    Oh that poor creature.

    Just end its misery already.

  8. Cardo says:

    Parsnip still looks delicious! …especially with some brown mustard and an ice-cold Budweiser.

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      I thought it was rather bitter.

  9. Indeed Not says:

    Can she still bake cakes? How will Bowser know when to kidnap her otherwise?

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