Friday Caption Fun, Round 84
March 19, 2010 73 Comments
Normally I would talk a little about this weekend’s double experience playlist of choice (it’s Maption Sack if you were curious) but this week I’d like to share something very special with you. Last Friday Louis Wu saw innuendo in the screenshot we were captioning when I didn’t see anything even remotely inappropriate. I have never, ever been so proud of him as I was in that very moment. Louis Wu, I dedicate these responses from last week to you!
- “They’re shooting rockets at me, and you’re TAKING PICTURES!?” (halo3syourdaddy)
- “It’s just like Red to bring a gun to a missile fight.” (JLay)
- “It’s ok, I’ve got the Halo 1 pistol.” (Grif)
- “Their eyes locked, as unlikely a pair as they were. It was love at first sight.” (VoltRabbit)
- “It was only in the middle of their William Tell reenactment that Red realized he had forgotten to put an apple on his head.” (Rakolai)
- “I ‘recon-mend’ you crouch. Now.” (Cardo)
- “Hey guys, look at this awesome mod! My pistol shoots rockets backwards!” (Billdebeast)
- “I was confused as to why it was getting bigger and bigger…. and then it hit me.” (augustelc)
Well, at least we know how that one ended! That means we can move on to providing quips for yet another entertaining image. We switched things up in the introduction, and we’ll continue that trend and change things up at the end too. Today, in place of a Halo 3 screenshot, let’s use a picture snapped at a recent Bungie Team Meeting instead. Hi-yo, captioning, away!
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
“And that team, is how long it will take to reach step 7…”
“…And what’s the deal with Airline Food?”
*Crickets*
Speaker:”…..and so the fiscal year is looking pretty bleak, I believe we need to…….”
Audience: “………Reach, Reach, Reach……”
Ok, seriously, WTF is that Bald Guy in the Red Shirt doing? It doesn’t look right…
Ah, Karaoke day at Bungie. “We’re no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I…”
“…and that was how video games destroyed my life for the third time…”
three hours in, tim had been driven to drink and jim snored peacefully in the corner, they had to think of new material for open mic night.
Lol, look at the guy near the bottom right hand corner. It looks like he pulled out some whiskey to make a boring day seem like Reach is already here!
I just wanna know what’s on that laptop.
“Thank you everyone for coming to this meeting on such short notice. Now, I’d like to address the prankster who thought it was funny to put a dildo, a stick of butter, and a picture of Bill Gates in my top desk drawer and tell security I had a gun in there. Thanks, security won’t even look me in the eyes when I walk in anymore.”
we have a winner!!
“Ok, now! Who’s next up to play Modern Warfare 2?”
“If you will direct your attention to the big screen at the back of the room, you will see Stosh demonstrate the new Jetpack teabag animation move…”
“Hello, my name is Jones and I am a sex-addict.” (everyone else) “Hello Jones!”
The slam poetry contest proved much less exciting than expected.
Bungie meetings – BYOB
The new Bungie spot the bald-spot cam!
Seems that the guy who didn’t get the jeans Friday memo has to give the weekly productivity meeting.
bring your own bottle, that is
And this gentlemen is a PowerPoint on a “girl”. Take notes, you’ll need them.
“Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, she took the midnight train going anywhere!”
“just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere!”
Bungie Karaoki, featuring such classics as:
“Making Games, Out Of Nothing At All”
“Living La Vida Covenent”
“Spartan Rhapsody:
“Stairway To Halo”
“Fragged Me All Night Long”
“Losing my Religion” AKA “Heretic: Ballad Of The Arbiter”
“Grunts In White Satin”
And Everyons Favorite “Enter Master Chief”
WIN for the reference to R.E.M
The Jason Jones-bot is fully armed and operational.
“I know we are going for over-the-top realism with Reach, but we can’t have a Covenant ship in the office glassing everything!”
“Guys, I need to tell you guys something very important….
“I Lost the Game.”
How could you lose the game, it’s on multiple servers and… oh. You freaking suck, dude.
damn you damn you damn you. i had actually forgotten about the game. this took like 5 minutes to get, and then i got it, and I LOST THE GAME TOO!!!
ARG YOU MADE ME LOSE the game WHY would you do that
wow thanks everybody… i was on a winning streak of like three years…
“Seriously, guys. Where’s the bathroom?”
And that’s where babies come from. Any questions?
Ok, I think that we should increase the size of the codpieces in Reach. Just throwin it out there. Angel promised a “reward.”
After seeing some new Reach hotness…
“I should not have to explain what that is in my pocket!”
It was supposed to be a group hug meeting, but Bill had eaten beans for lunch again.
“You’re not supposed to drink at an AA meeting, Fred!”
Right after the annual Pentathalon, Bungie has a lesser know competition simply known as “Man Couch”. Its basically a timed event to see how many men can be crammed onto a single couch, all the while its being commentated by the boss.
Alright. We’ve officially conquered the world. Start loading bitches into the giant slingshot!
Alright, We need Team Two to start the next stage of our upcoming non-Halo game. Thankfully we finally got the license worked out. Golden Girls: The Game will finally be a reality!
yeah… im here for the bukkake?
So this is the first screen shot of the Arena, huh? It’s… a lot lamer then I expected.
They don’t like what you said SoMP
‘They’ can kiss my big, fat, elite butt.
Listen guy’s I know the podium looks interesting, but the building is on fire!
Is this my Podium or modern art?
“So first I’d like to talk about some breakroom issues: Firstly, whoever is putting coffee into the coffee maker, it’s now broken, I hope you’re happy, I told you guys there’s no such thing as ‘double coffee’. And the drinking on the job thing, it’s gotta stop. Do you guys even remember ODST?”
burnie burns’s ears are burning!
Now if we zoom in on this high-res photo of Kim Kardashian’s tits thanks to our new Reach technology…
So that’s how Bungie did it! They’re drinking alcohol! They know a bout the ballmer peak!
Explanation: http://xkcd.com/323/
A recent conference about building security focuses on BS Angels attempts to steal the Chief’s Codpiece.
“Couch!”
“Couches lap!”
“Fuck!”
“To get into the spirit for Reach we’ve laced the beer with steroids. Everyone who doesn’t have a beer is a grunt. Start whacking.”
Several members of bungie discuss the creation of a Spartan sex doll for a small yet dedicated portion of the community.
Oh no… its not a halo screen shot. if Crazy A 64 shows up wearing black and carrying a backpack, try to look inconspicuous and leave the building as soon as possible. We all know he hates it when Angel changes his routine without telling him
“Ok guys…Hawty McBloggy is gonna take a screenshot of us for her caption contest soon, so lets just sit around and do nothing so no one can think of a halfway decent caption.”
Jonesy failed to notice someone had turned off the power supply to the mic, and he was now simply talking to himself.
JASON: So we’ve got a lot of high level goals, and today i’d like everyone to check out what everyone else is do- SHISHKA!
SHISHKA: hey jaaaaaasonwhats gon on??
JASON: you’ve had 2 coronas and you can barely form a cohesive sentence. go home.
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The bungie team were shocked by the announcement that Halo: Reach would be a rhythm game. Shiska simlpy resorted the only thing he knew; the bottle.
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those aren’t great, but i tried. is it wrong that I know that that is Jason Jones, and shishka is drinking and that Tyson green is sitting down with his distinctive green hat (bottom left side…)
turn the laptop around! i cant see the presentation!
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
“What’re we doing tonight?” asks an employee.
The man with the mic responds, “The same thing we do every night… Try to take over the world!”
“many Bothans died to bring us this information…. General Ackbar. As you can see, the Activision headquarters weapons are not yet fully functional, but it has a strong defense, a shield emitted by the near by forest moon of Endor “
Now, for the karaoke!
“Reach, for the stars!”
And that is why you can not haz reconz. Any questions?
“Were no strangers to love..”
Who knew Kanye West was a Call of Duty fan?
“Ok, so then I was like ‘Dude, I totally got that no-scope!’ and he tried to say it was lag and I tol- Woa woa woa. Is that a Corona?”
“A blonde chick walks into a bar…”
Alright now that everyone is here… Who the hell stole my freakin’ crayons!
Bungie. Where Karaoke is accepted.
Porn watching was an event in the Pentathalon…
The all staff meeting concerning the many receding hairlines of bungie.
“How about some improv? Any suggestions?”
“Boring principal!”
“Uhhh… I think I heard california surfer!”
Photographer on 2nd floor: “Hey guys! I’m taking a picture I Love You!”
“Next on the agenda: we address the lack of chairs during our meetings”
Kareoke night: “Dont’ go changing, to try and please me… You’ve never let me down before…”
‘Now you kids all know why you’re in the time out corner, right? Well, don’t pull Sage’s beard again, ok?’
Dammit, why do I always have to sit in the upper right corner of the ceiling for meetings?
“I’ll be honest…i have no idea what we are looking at, but it sure is pretty”
“All together now…Reach reach reach reach reach….reach reach reach reach reach…”
“She did what with the cup?”