Awkward Halo Moments: A Mid-Game Love Confession

Halo 3 Screenshot
Rat’s Nest, middle area near Gravity Hammer spawn

Me: (running from rocket spawn towards invisi)

Male friend: I love you!

Me: Uh … (someone drops down from turret and assassinates me)

Five minutes later, postgame lobby

Me: So, why did you tell me you loved me in the middle of the game?

Friend: What are you talking about?

Me: When we were fighting in the middle between the bases …

Friend: Seriously bs angel. I said, “Above you.” Not, “I love you.” People aren’t always professing their adoration for you ya know.”

Me: Oh.


39 Responses to Awkward Halo Moments: A Mid-Game Love Confession

  1. tortacular says:

    Too used to reading fan mail. :)

  2. gorebashd says:

    That is priceless hahahahaha. I woulda been confused too lol

  3. Mike says:

    i have to use that on people when i play next time… since all the people i play with are males, this will make things even more akward :D

  4. Kato says:

    Above you, too.

    • MGH1138 says:


    • danieljc2008 says:

      above her more. >:(

  5. ReverendTiki says:

    some people are just egomaniacs.

    • bs angel says:

      Sorry, did you say something? I have trouble hearing things sometimes over the extremely loud roar of my awesomeness.

      • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

        I can see the light shooting into the sky from your awesomeness all the way from Michigan.

      • Felipe 058 says:

  6. ComaToast says:

    We do love you BS….. I mean… ABOVE YOU!

  7. Overdoziz says:

    Love to be above.

    • Ny Hitman 0401 says:

      That my good sir, is what she said.

  8. liphttam1 says:

    You thought he said “I love you” and you wait five minutes to respond? That’s cold.

    • bs angel says:

      The statement was made by my oldest and dearest Xbox Live friend (we’ve known each other probably upwards of four years) so yes, I waited a bit as it was strangely out of character. :)

      • ComaToast says:

        BTW, I think he still loves you, he said they’re not always professing their love for you, which means he loves you, but now he’s gotta work harder to deny it :D

  9. Obi Wan Stevobi says:

    I love you!

    • bs angel says:

      :looks up:

  10. E X Z A says:

    Below you!

    Did you just hear something about blowing?

    • bs angel says:

      Below you would definitely get a different response than above you did!

      • What about below me?

  11. iPurism says:

    He probably thought of an excuse to deny it,

  12. MGH1138 says:

    “Awkward Halo Moments” needs to be a recurring series (if you can generate enough stories). This might have just made my Thursday. :D

  13. Haha, thats hilarious =P

  14. augustelc says:

    olive juice. point for whoever gets the reference

    • Stewie XD

      But yeah, way to go angel. Somebody certainly thinks highly of themselves. :P

      • Panncakez says:

        She still can’t hear you through the loud roar of her awesomeness, I assume.

        • That might be for the best. >.>

        • bs angel says:

          What did you say? I’m better than the rest? Why thank you!!

        • Panncakez says:


    • Elephant shoes? What?

  15. suicidalkanoka says:

    I love Bungie.

    I saw a great title phrase there today: “why yes, that is a euphemism.” I’m surprised they beat you to it.

  16. InsaneViking says:

    No, I said I want… a vacuum

  17. Predator5791 says:

    Wishful hearing perhaps?

  18. Das Kalk says:

    above you forever and always angel. <3

    was this SoMP? he tells everyone he loves them…

    • Silly Das, Mass Effect 2 doesn’t have multiplayer!

  19. Above bs? You know, I always thought of bs as the more dominant type. Oh well, learn something new everyday.


    Angel, that’s hilarious.

  21. SK CRISIS says:

    They’re coming in hard! Beat them off before they score!

    ‘Flag Captured. Game Over.”

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