Friday Caption Fun, Round 83
March 12, 2010 97 Comments
I admit that I don’t care for the majority of temporary playlists, but I find this weekend’s especially heinous. Featuring the driver-friendly Rocket Race, it never fails that I get split from my party, spawn as VIP, and then watch my dumb ass random partner run off and spend the entirety of the game trying to assassinate people. No. Fucking. Thank you. I’ll stick to captioning, and you’re welcome to join me! First up is recapping the previous set of responses and then we’ll take a look at a new picture.
- “Quidditch: You’re doing it wrong.” (Arby)
- “…and the ODST’s birthing process is no different, born mid-drop so they can start their training ASAP.” (halo3syourdaddy)
- “OK, I’m on. Now pull the hammer back to enjoy a face full of my hard purple codpiece!” (JLay)
- “And The Hammer You Rode In On.” (Money_lord)
- “‘What’s the airspeed velocity of a spartan?’ ‘A Purple Spartan or a Yellow one?’ ‘Well I don’t know tha-‘” (Cleansing Aura)
- “Jackson takes the term ‘low blow’ to new heights.” (Nuclear Pi)
- “Whoa…I can totally see my house from up here!” (retinence)
- “Yellow readily answered Purple’s demands to let her ride his disco stick.” (xLAS3RP01NT3Rx)
Well of course he acquiesced. I don’t think there’s any other answer besides yes that’s appropriate in that situation! This next predicament however definitely calls for a different response, and that response is entirely up to you. Interpret the following screenshot (preferably in the form of a witty caption) whenever you’re ready, which hopefully is now!
Author: v Elevation v
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
The only thing he would probably say is,
“FUCK!”
Heh, That’s exactly what I was about to post. =)
I would just go with “Fuck.” as a statement (said calmly) rather than an exclamation, though. Makes it more funny, imo.
I prefer the good old “Aw, fuckberries.”
Ohh… I don´t have time for this.
OR
Not today sweet heart, my head is killing me.
OR
A bitter pill to swallow.
OH SHI….
They’re shooting rockets at me, and your TAKING PICTURES!?
My other Magnum is bigger..
Yes, I said I swallow, but this is ridiculous
It’s just like Red to bring a gun to a missle fight
That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to taste your flaming donut!
It’s ok, I’ve got the Halo 1 pistol.
iam twelve years old and what is this
Having successfully mastered his “Matrix Moves” on small calibre rounds, Red decided to step it up a notch.
I was thinking about the matrix too, but a rocket would actually be easier.
…mommy.
“No mere rocket can penetrate my mighty Recon armour!”
“When I asked for something long, hard and pointy, this is not what I had in mind. OH SHI-“
read before you copy
Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see…OH SHIT!
“OH…I just pooped a little!”
“Open wide”
they said “shoot when you see the whites of their eyes” but What about tip of their tubes!
This is what you get for wearing Recon, bitch.
Red learned not to shout blow me to the Blues.
Red rocket… ur doin it wrong.
Stop or I’ll shoot!
“FREEZE!!!”
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“must use the force must use the force…”
Bam!
Said the lady…
I’ve seen bigger.
Great, now every neuron in Blue’s head is firing rockets!
Red’s audition for Jackass was about to go horribly wrong.
Well I can honestly say, I wasn’t expecting THAT.
I think i need a bigger Gun….
A “Master Chief Rocket Slap” practice session gone wrong.
When I decided to Google “Big Black Rocket” this is not what I had in mind.
Unfortunatly Red decided to imulate his favorite new RvB character. The META. It did not end well for him.
no, wait, not in the face!
btw, that rocket has no shadow.
HALT!!
Red: Please be the one! please be the one! please be the one! BULLET TIME!
… he wasn’t the one…
Their eyes locked, as unlikely a pair as they were, it was love at first sight.
HA!
I like it
“Heh, I thought you were kidding about your pocket rocket”
Don’t get mad. get rockets!
Got two eyes, only got one shot.
This is what James Cameron thought the Hurt Locker was
“OK, my eyes are closed. Now when do I get my surprise?”
“Don’t worry. I’m safe. It’s just your perspective.”
“Aw, there’s some dirt on the tip there…”
oh no, was that a Dustin Diamond reference?
Little known fact – this is how Bungie get flaming helmets
Halo: Revenge of the Rocket Powered Pointy Dildos
Inside his Spartan armor…Raz Al Gul closes his eyes…
I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU, SHEPARD!
It was only in the middle of their William Tell re-enactment that Red realized that he had forgotten to put an apple on his head.
UNSC budget cuts forced some Spartans to improvise other ways of transportation.
Never bring a gun to a missile fight.
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Haha – mine’s bigger than yours!
It turns out, it WAS a rocket in his pants and Master Chief was NOT happy to see BS Angel.
Hmph!
No missile, you can NOT has recon!
Neo – “No.”
I ‘reconmende’ you crouch. Now.
Red respawned just in time to wet his codpiece and whimper “Mommy!”
”When I asked for the most explosive sausage you had, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!”
“BOOM-HEADSHOT !”
Thank goodness it just ran out of fuel!
i see you got extends
It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.
Missile beats Red 1!
Missile beats the whole Red team!
Missile beats EVERYTHING!
And on the grassy fields of Valhalla, Red Spartan just looked up and saw the end. “OMGWTFBBQ AHHHHH”
Despite vigorous training excercises, Red was never taught what to do in a face-to-face with a missile scenario… so he merely gulped, thought of his wife and kids, and hoped he was covered by the UNSC healthcare.
“Hey that’s almost as big as mi–“
I got my magnum, it’s on now motherf…
OR
High Explosive Anti-Tank warheads, ribbed for your pleasure.
You cannot defeat me, I have more GUN!
Everyone wants Recon nowadays, even rockets!
“I’m going to need a bigger gun….”
“Offscreen: A brown spartan who got a very early copy of Halo Reach”
Bungies most recent upgrade to the banhammer makes it’s debut
BTW, something seems off in that sentence, grammar or some such thing, but I cant quite put my finger on it.
Bungie’s
not it’s
cheers, I’ll remember that
When blue realized that he couldn’t have recon, he did the next best thing…
KABOOM!!!
Andy the bomb’s more athletic cousin.
Hey guys, look at this awesome mod! My pistol shoots rockets backwards!
… Son of a…
“So that’s what the little red dot was for….”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
i was confused as to why it was getting bigger and bigger…. and then it hit me.
icwutdiddar
“I thought we fixed the Patriot issue!”
Myth: Recon armour deflects ludicrously oversized rockets
Status: ……
DISCO STICK, SLIPPERY PICKLE, BOLOGNA-PONY, SATANS’S PENIS, all random funny words that have nothing to do with the screenshot. Sorry, I had nothing.
“Oh look! A blue rocket! Maybe he knows the way to Blue Base”
‘I’d never betray you, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face.’
I misquoted. Sorry. ‘I’d never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face.’
What the? Giant missiles in Halo? I call hax, and I wish the wrath of the Banhamm…BOOM!
Halo. Where Amazing Happens.
“Well, well, well… we meet again.”
“Recon; A giant Bullseye on the back of your head?”
“Oh… so THIS is what they meant with ‘Crazy Sausage’ ”
Alternately, simply “Crazy Sausage”
” ‘Oh hey there little doggy! Come over here!’ – That day, Red had forgotten his glasses”
It just keeps going and going…
`Dodging Rockets`
Youre doing it wrong!
HEADS UP!
who said that!?