Joystick Art

Joystick art

What’s big, hard, and near impossible to stop playing with? Well a joystick of course! That particular pivotal input device also happens to be more than a little phallic in nature which is exactly why this perverse painting entitled Play With Me totally works. Created by Silvio Porretta and consisting of an 8 bit-esque pixel person with a joystick serving as the crotch, this piece of gaming art comes equipped to play a plethora of games. If you’re interested in taking it up on its offer, just bring the joy. It happily provides the stick.

*A special thank you to AOClaus, who recreates this painting every time he thinks of Cortana, for the tip!

29 Responses to Joystick Art

  1. Poopie McGhee says:

    Nice, I don’t swing that way, but it’s cool nonetheless…

    • iPurism says:

      Yes you do. The fact you denied it is implying your sexual preferences. =_=

  2. :O … No way.

    Awesome.

  3. DeliciousCube says:

    Blame my curiosity, but what happens when you press the red button?

    Again, just curious…

    • Heh, I was wondering the same =P

      • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

        it depends on how many times you press it, once or twice, nothing, but keep smacking that thing around and I’m sure it will “fire”

        • bs angel says:

          Pew pew pew!

        • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

          “pew pew pew”, LMAO!

  4. liphttam1 says:

    MUST NEVER USE A JOYSTICK AGAIN!

  5. Thors toe says:

    and the lawz keep coming. :-)

  6. SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI says:

    lol thought it wuz a gun at first

    • Well, it is a gun of sorts. ;)

      • iPurism says:

        Yep.
        It has lasers.

        • HSAR says:

          This is my gun. There are many like it, but THIS IS THE ONE I’M CHARGING!!!!!

        • iPurism says:

          IMA FIRIN’ AH LAZOR!
          O o
          /¯/___________________________  _ __/
          | SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
          \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

          (It had to be done.)

      • pwkwsfi says:

        this is my rifle,
        this is my gun.
        one is for shooting
        and one is for fun.

      • Marksman says:

        “You pull the trigger on my….

        LOVE GUN”

  7. Monkey_lord says:

    Why am I not surprised? Has this website made so jaded that seeing a joystick and not thinking phallic thoughts disturb me anymore?

    O.K. BS when you said “for the tip!” that made me do a double take.

    • bs angel says:

      That could be one of the games you play with it, just the tip. Definitely a classic!

  8. iPurism says:

    This is pure WIN.

  9. CodeMonkey76 says:

    I saw your twitter post about this…

    Didn’t even have to click the link to know what it was about.

  10. E X Z A says:

    Dammit, I am an otaku.

    All this did was remind me of a comment about a joystick in an ecchi anime.
    Oh god. ._.;

  11. So what type of games come with this?

    • iPurism says:

      “Skeeter” “Skeeter 2” “Skeeter 3: Revenge of the Skeeter”
      */facepalmed in advance.*

  12. AOClaus says:

    Any time Angel…wait, that didn’t come out right…fuck it.

    • bs angel says:

      No take backs!

  13. Gi85on says:

    Poor guy has a joystick but no joyballs!

  14. MGH1138 says:

    As far as art goes, I have one rule of thumb:

    If I can do it, it’s not art.

    • Marksman says:

      It’s an everyday art. Anyone can do it.

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