Chronicles of ODS Steve: Face Off (#62)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

ODS Steve

ODS Steve

ODS Steve


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55 Responses to Chronicles of ODS Steve: Face Off (#62)

  1. dragnew says:

    Tell me I’m not the only one who read this with a Hair Metal soundtrack playing in their heads.

    • Crazeye0 says:

      You have more than one head?

      • WishingToRemainAnonymous says:

        Yes, one at the top of the body, attached to the neck, and one between the legs.

        • brmonkey says:

          Wow genitals joke. Didn’t see that coming (please don’t point out any words in that sentence. You know what I mean): D.

        • TeeJay says:

          And the one in your ass

  2. Cardo says:

    There can be only one Highlander…

    • davyboy94 says:


      • *MacLeod!

        • Socket says:


        • iPurism says:

          “Ze Red Spy is in our base!”

  3. Crazy A 64 says:

    Steve just got serious! Wait… does Steve actually know how to do serious?

    • Mike says:

      of course he can, look at those eyebrows!

      • danieljc2008 says:

        eyebrows tell it all…

        • noskills117 says:

          Eyebrows? what eyebrows?

        • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

          His serious ones :P

        • Eternalist says:

          Dramatic Steve stare?

  4. liphttam1 says:

    Why is Steve on the red side?

    • ElusiveEagle says:

      I think you mean dark side, amirite? :P

      • liphttam1 says:

        Well, yes.

        • Elitearbiter says:

          Cos of his Lazors

  5. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    A wild SCARAB appeared!

    What will STEVE do?

    • ComaToast says:

      • Ben Of Bodom UK says:

        LOL, that’s hilarious XD

  6. Stand off! (tumble weed rolls by)

  7. John says:

    Oh damn this is gonna be crazy

  8. Arbiter says:


  9. Schoony says:

    So, we meet again….for the first time…for the last time!

    BTW, Deep, you are such a tease!

  10. Tank says:

    “Back plating looks vulnerable. Light it up!” hehe literally.

  11. Jac Waters says:

    Scarab about to get pwnd

  12. SonofMacPhisto says:

    All this is missing is a, ‘YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!’

  13. mendicantbias00 says:

    “I want to take his face… off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It’s coming off.”

  14. pittofdoom says:

    The Good, the Bad, and the ODS Steve.

  15. CBaTaylor says:

    HAHA this is going to be so funny :)

  16. iPurism says:

    Double Spartan Lasers? O_O
    This is going to be reeeeaall easy.

    • noskills117 says:

      well ya, IF he was going to do it the normal way, but that’s not his style.

      • iPurism says:

        Right. I bet he’ll do something really stupid and succeed. Like always.

        • bob says:

          yeah im guessing shoot a grunt thats starts a crazy reaction that eventually leads to a building landing on the scarab

  17. Doodle says:


    • Voicedwalnut says:

      of ultimate destiny

      good guys bad guys and explosions
      as far as the eye can see

      • isn’t that the plot for every Michael Bay movie?

  18. Typhoongale says:

    Finally we can see the true extent of Steve’s awesomeness

    {My original text has been modified because of my preference for canned precooked meat product}

    • iPurism says:

      Nice Trailer. Bit of a spam comment though, don’t you think?

      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        Did it have anything to do with ODS Steve? LOL

        • iPurism says:

          Nope, which calls for my “VERY SEVERE SCOLDING”
          *Play’s Heavy Metal*

          FU**ING SPAMMER >8O

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      lol pwned

      • IcyTreats says:

        Pwned he is.

        • bs angel says:

          Yoda you are?

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          pwn or pwn not, there is no try. Also, and completely unrelated except for the Yoda-ness, ‘Up shut the fuck.’

  19. Has anyone else noticed that DeepCees email is Coodds?

    Sounds like BS angel isn’t the only one who likes Codpieces…

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:


      Happy coincidence.

      • iPurism says:

        (I didn’t know either.)

  20. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    *whistles The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly*

  21. BON60 says:

    AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I need to know what happens!!!!!!!!

  22. \ _ / says:

    thats it it needs to be more longer

  23. Evan says:

    I just happened to be listening to Eye of the Tiger, coincidence? I think so.

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