The Proper Way to Play Forza
March 8, 2010 56 Comments
I’d play with that joystick. Just sayin’.
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Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
Oh, sure, that’s all well and good until you find that your ass has been magically Velcroed to the chair through the magical power of perspiration and leather.
Even worse is when your “parts” are stuck to the chair.
True, it would be like peeling off a Fruit Roll-Up.
Yum. Fruit Roll-Up.
You have put me off that particular brand of confectionery forever. Thank you.
That’s what I’m here for!
Fruit Roll Up?
More like Duct Tape!
I did the “World Naked Bike Ride” in Portland 2 years ago. Started at Midnight, ended around 2-3 AM. About 8000-10000 people all riding together around the downtown streets of a major city.
Pretty fun until I tried to lift off the seat, The good Reverend speaks the truth.
Pics or it didn’t happen! ;)
well at least the dude will not fall over of the chair since his balls are anchored to the chair by the magic combination of sweat and leather… lol
or that or thats a pretty nice way to do your crouch’s hair, when wou finish that terrible nurbugring endurance 1st place, you stand up the chair n celebrate the victory, you can see that the hair is gone!!!
…and that you have your scrotum bleeding like a squezed tomato… lol
Y’know, the gooch would be srsly affected, forget his ass…
It would not suprise me if this was @djdatz.
Hah I’m the only one that notices the date of this picture? (the old dashboard theme)
Nudez are always relevant. Always.
Ahhh, so this is what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve clearly been wearing too many clothes while playing Forza 3.
Also *sigh*, old dashboard, how I miss you.
It looks like he has two Livestrong bands on. Does that mean that he *really* hates Testicular Cancer?
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that.
so maybe he doesn’t have that fruit roll-up problem…
That would perhaps explain how he’s some comfortable in that chair.
That’s a pretty big censor bar….
Big censor bar, little wenis…
Compensation, you think?
Balance, my friend.
It’s all about balance.
Wow, The Stig is getting more daring!
Some say…
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make a Stig reference.
Maybe this is Stig’s equivalent of what normal people do in the bed…
Riding shotgun means something totally different to the Stig ;)
Is this why I can’t drive the warthog as well as some? Crap.
Wait- I thought that was the mandatory Uno uniform, nor Forza…
It’s actually a standard issue Hawty McBloggy uniform. w00t!
It must be all the pr0n on the cars in Forza.
It might be the first games on Xbox that can satisfy you in both ways )
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What happened to all his body hair?
Blown off due to his speed.
1. how is wearing a helmet the proper way to . . . oh, wait.
2. this looks like a bad PSA for discouraging sexting and driving.
3. Xbox on one TV, prons on the other. This guy should really pull that window shade.
HAR HAR HAR.
It’s the American Dream, beech xD
Not a very ergonomic position. I think he needs to consult the Forza Sutra.
Yet the Armstrong bracelets remain.
Well the helmet is nice. It would prevent any accidental “head shots”.
No gaming gloves? Lame.
I propose you do your own version of the picture, fingerless gaming gloves included!
I’ll be playing Mass Effect 2, is that ok?
angel, do you really want SoMP naked, getting naked in the game with another naked alien?
Look what you’ve done!
YES.
I mean uh. No. Can we still have naked aliens though?
How could something that involves SoMP and being naked turn out to be anything but win DK?!
Well, he’s going to PAX with me. Let him decide for himself!
He does have a gaming glove on.
Not on his hands though.
>:3
Joystick? I don’t see a joysti-….. Oh…. Wait what?
Yep.
And it only needs two batteries. >:3
Since when has it needed batteries, or have i been doing something wrong?
hey…..NXE
Glad to see he’d rather play Forza than Gran Turismo (looks like a PS3, sitting on the bottom shelf, collecting dust).
No stick shift jokes yet? Allow me: “So…. Automatic or Manual?
How about a little of both?
Hmm, they should make a way we could do this wih Halo.
*Imagines self naked holding a BR*
Yeah.
is it wrong that all I can think is “wow, he has a great gaming setup!”
That was my first thought, too…
This image is priceless! :)