The Proper Way to Play Forza

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I’d play with that joystick. Just sayin’.


56 Responses to The Proper Way to Play Forza

  1. Kato says:

    Oh, sure, that’s all well and good until you find that your ass has been magically Velcroed to the chair through the magical power of perspiration and leather.

    • ReverendTiki says:

      Even worse is when your “parts” are stuck to the chair.

      • Kato says:

        True, it would be like peeling off a Fruit Roll-Up.

        • bs angel says:

          Yum. Fruit Roll-Up.

        • HSAR says:

          You have put me off that particular brand of confectionery forever. Thank you.

        • Kato says:

          That’s what I’m here for!

        • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

          Fruit Roll Up?
          More like Duct Tape!

      • Qix213 says:

        I did the “World Naked Bike Ride” in Portland 2 years ago. Started at Midnight, ended around 2-3 AM. About 8000-10000 people all riding together around the downtown streets of a major city.
        Pretty fun until I tried to lift off the seat, The good Reverend speaks the truth.

        • bs angel says:

          Pics or it didn’t happen! ;)

        • Sharkuel says:

          well at least the dude will not fall over of the chair since his balls are anchored to the chair by the magic combination of sweat and leather… lol

          or that or thats a pretty nice way to do your crouch’s hair, when wou finish that terrible nurbugring endurance 1st place, you stand up the chair n celebrate the victory, you can see that the hair is gone!!!

          …and that you have your scrotum bleeding like a squezed tomato… lol

    • Marksman says:

      Y’know, the gooch would be srsly affected, forget his ass…

  2. It would not suprise me if this was @djdatz.

  3. Zwooosh says:

    Hah I’m the only one that notices the date of this picture? (the old dashboard theme)

    • bs angel says:

      Nudez are always relevant. Always.

  4. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    Ahhh, so this is what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve clearly been wearing too many clothes while playing Forza 3.

    Also *sigh*, old dashboard, how I miss you.

  5. Kato says:

    It looks like he has two Livestrong bands on. Does that mean that he *really* hates Testicular Cancer?

    • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

      Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that.

      • t0rm3n7 says:

        so maybe he doesn’t have that fruit roll-up problem…

        • Kato says:

          That would perhaps explain how he’s some comfortable in that chair.

  6. snorkle256 says:

    That’s a pretty big censor bar….

    • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

      Big censor bar, little wenis…

      • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

        Compensation, you think?

        • iPurism says:

          Balance, my friend.
          It’s all about balance.

  7. Mizzy says:

    Wow, The Stig is getting more daring!

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      Some say…

    • TheChrisD says:

      I was wondering how long it would take for someone to make a Stig reference.

      Maybe this is Stig’s equivalent of what normal people do in the bed…

      • IcyTreats says:

        Riding shotgun means something totally different to the Stig ;)

  8. Is this why I can’t drive the warthog as well as some? Crap.

    Wait- I thought that was the mandatory Uno uniform, nor Forza…

    • bs angel says:

      It’s actually a standard issue Hawty McBloggy uniform. w00t!

  9. iPurism says:

    It must be all the pr0n on the cars in Forza.
    It might be the first games on Xbox that can satisfy you in both ways )

  10. What happened to all his body hair?

    • iPurism says:

      Blown off due to his speed.

  11. pwkwsfi says:

    1. how is wearing a helmet the proper way to . . . oh, wait.

    2. this looks like a bad PSA for discouraging sexting and driving.

    3. Xbox on one TV, prons on the other. This guy should really pull that window shade.

    • iPurism says:

      HAR HAR HAR.
      It’s the American Dream, beech xD

  12. rhubarb says:

    Not a very ergonomic position. I think he needs to consult the Forza Sutra.

  13. Overdoziz says:

    Yet the Armstrong bracelets remain.

  14. DT62 says:

    Well the helmet is nice. It would prevent any accidental “head shots”.

  15. No gaming gloves? Lame.

    • bs angel says:

      I propose you do your own version of the picture, fingerless gaming gloves included!

      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        I’ll be playing Mass Effect 2, is that ok?

        • Das Kalk says:

          angel, do you really want SoMP naked, getting naked in the game with another naked alien?

          Look what you’ve done!

        • YES.

          I mean uh. No. Can we still have naked aliens though?

        • bs angel says:

          How could something that involves SoMP and being naked turn out to be anything but win DK?!

        • Well, he’s going to PAX with me. Let him decide for himself!

  16. iPurism says:

    He does have a gaming glove on.
    Not on his hands though.

  17. liphttam1 says:

    Joystick? I don’t see a joysti-….. Oh…. Wait what?

    • iPurism says:

      And it only needs two batteries. >:3

      • Since when has it needed batteries, or have i been doing something wrong?

  18. BCamper says:


  19. one crazy idiot says:

    Glad to see he’d rather play Forza than Gran Turismo (looks like a PS3, sitting on the bottom shelf, collecting dust).

  20. VoltRabbit says:

    No stick shift jokes yet? Allow me: “So…. Automatic or Manual?

    • How about a little of both?

  21. iPurism says:

    Hmm, they should make a way we could do this wih Halo.
    *Imagines self naked holding a BR*

  22. Das Kalk says:

    is it wrong that all I can think is “wow, he has a great gaming setup!”

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      That was my first thought, too…

  23. ElusiveEagle says:

    This image is priceless! :)

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