IH3SotW: Dual Wielding

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: H 1I T IVI A N

28 Responses to IH3SotW: Dual Wielding

  1. Elitearbiter says:


  2. Overdoziz says:

    To wardrobe!

  3. MGH1138 says:

    With the Chief looking down like that I keep hearing Butters from The Return of the Two Towers episode of South Park…

    “Hey what’s going on down there?”

  4. Cardo says:

    Hey, MC has FIVE index fingers on his left hand. You learn something new every day.

  5. Oh please. We all knew Miranda slept her way up the ranks. That’s why she magically appeared in the second game.

  6. Canuck-Errant says:

    “Alright, Arbiter, you watching? THIS is how you cop a feel.”

  7. MGH1138 says:

    “Hey you guys, I touched her bewb! I’m not a virgin any more! WHOHO!”

    Anyone who knows the reference off the top of their head is my f’ing hero.

    • Ben Of Bodom UK says:

      Mystery Science Theater 3000 perhaps?

      • MGH1138 says:

        You are my hero. Best. Show. Ever.

        • MGH1138 says:

          I should add that, for anyone who actually gives a rip, it was from the Agent from H.A.R.M episode.

          Yeah, I’m a huge nerd…

        • Das Kalk says:

          If any of you remember the movie they did called “Future War”. I own that movie. on DVD. I bought it for money.

          Let the laughing begin!

  8. liphttam1 says:

    Hey baby, you see this gun, while mines a whole lot bigger.

  9. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    look between her arms, its like he’s boning her armpit, lol.

  10. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    What I want to know is why there appears to be a dead spartan on the floor behind them, and where Arbiter is sticking that assault rifle.

    • Some questions are better left unanswered.

    • suicidalkanoka says:

      The cameraman had trouble taking the shot.

  11. SonofMacPhisto says:


  12. Bet bs is jealous.

  13. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    Dude! Chief! Cortana’s gonna FREAK when she hears about this!

    • bs angel says:

      Cortana’s gonna freak?! I’ve spent the last hour bashing my Legendary Master Chief helmet with a golf club!

      • suicidalkanoka says:

        Master Chief has a “helmet” and you have a “golf club”?

        I’m lost…

      • triptup says:

        did the Chief crash his warthog into a fire hydrant?

        • HellCat says:

          I knew It. And i bet he has 14+ lovers as well. one of them being a porn star and another having kids with him

        • augustelc says:

          hell probably eventually say a public apology with no emotion whatsoever

      • You should have known bs angel! He does have infinite girlfriends after all =P

        • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

          Not just infinite girlfriends, guys want a piece of that super bologna pony, too !

  14. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    MC: Don’t worry commander, I’ll protect y— Hey, those feel nice.
    Five Minutes Later:
    Miranda: I think you’ve squeezed them long enough, Chief.

  15. Barky says:

    “Touch me darling….. Like you touch Cortana….”
    (And chief already had the sensation before she finished

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