Friday Caption Fun, Round 82
February 26, 2010 77 Comments
I don’t know about you but my brain is kinda sorta stuck in Halo: Reach beta mode. I can’t believe there’s just a little over two months before we get our first taste of the next installment in the Halo series! If you need something to tide you over in the meantime, Grifball is the double experience playlist of choice. If you prefer captioning however, you’ve come to the right place! We’ll get started, right after we recap last week’s witty responses of course.
- “It’s just a flesh wound!” (Cleansing Aura)
- “That’s not what I expected when I asked for a little head.” (dragnew)
- “Lopez, where is your helmet?!?” (Grif)
- “Another example of the little head navigating for the big head.” (Remember Reach)
- “Ever wondered how Kit from Knight Rider really works?” (Someone)
- “What do you mean this doesn’t qualify for the carpool lane, officer?!?” (JLay)
- “‘Serves you right for trying to get a closer look at Miranda’s camel-‘ ‘Just shut up and drive.'” (OwlAssassin)
- “Free mustache rides!” (xxxJL AUDIOxxx)
I bet you’re surprised I’m still here after hearing that last phrase. I can’t believe it either! If I wasn’t so damn lazy, I’d already be long gone. Since I’m still around though, I’ll go a-head (lawlz) and leave you with another screenshot to caption. Come up with a witty and relevant quip and leave it in a comment. You can even do it multiple times should you desire! And yes, that’s what I said. Do with it as you will.
Author: JackChappers
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
It goes there, no not there, there, there THERE! Oh forget it…
Quidditch: Sports Bloopers
Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Grifball : Halo Edition
Wait! I’ll let you ride mine after I’m done ridng yours.
They say a picture is worth a hundred words, but I’m speechless.
Isn’t it a thousand?
Isn’t it over nine thousand?
No. Its a hundred. Or at least I like to think of it as a hundred. A thousand is too much to write.
Quidditch: You’re doing it wrong.
Pwn.
The fact that the Seeker was apparently ‘overpowered’ led to the balancing of the Golden Snitch.
The Ministry of Magic, it seems, still has a few kinks.
“Man, you wouldn’t believe how hammered I got yesterday!”
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Also I’ve noticed that “big fat d*ck” fits far too neatly in place of that line in that song… enjoy!
Damn you beat me to it.
The eighth Harry Potter took a drastic turn
This goes down as the worlds most painful nut shot.
Jackson takes the term ‘low blow’ to new heights
LOL XD
Dude. That was awesometasticular.
Why thank you :)
I’m not sure I want to know what “awesometasticular” means
It has something to do with balls….that are awesome ;)
“I told you this horsie isn’t big enough for the two of us!”
“…and the ODST’s birthing process is no different, born mid drop so they can start their training ASAP”
Vasectomy- Brute Chieftain Style.
Sense. (click) I’ve one-upped the comp with a mix of Frivolous Friday Antics. Bam.
:British Accent:“Here we observe the SPARTAN-II in it’s natural habitat. They mate often, with the mating ritual known as ‘entering one’s base’ or ‘planting the bomb’…”
If any of the HTML doesn’t work, can you please use voodoo-powers to fix it Angel?
I just couldn’t think of anything but this does not make sense. Here is where I got the phrase.
BTW
OMG I’M A BEAST @ HTML.
No voodoo powers needed!
“OK, I’m on. Now pull the hammer back to enjoy a faceful of my hard purple cod piece!”
First you cock it, then the hammer reacts when you pull the trigger…
I said only goes as deep as the tip!
Brooms don’t exist in 2553. Improvisation is quite necessary.
“Whoa…I can totally see my house from up here!”
“you’re one bad blow job away from a hammer to the face. watch it buddy!”
It was all fun and games until Purple realised that Yellow had neglected to remove the blade from his hammer.
this will totally work like a catapult… so dont worry this will only work for a second… but damn is it gonna hurt
And The Horse You Rode In On
* Cortana: (panicked) “This thing is falling apart!”
* Master Chief: (calmly) “It’ll hold.”
* Cortana: “We’re not gonna make it!”
* Master Chief: “We’ll make it.”
* Cortana: (urgently) “Pull up! Pull up!”
I’m sorry that pic completely made me think of the “funniest” part of Halo 1 for me.
And here I thought I was the only person who thought of that ‘funnily’, hehehe :)
Wanna hop on the Magic Banhammer express?
“You’re a real witch, aren’t you”
Ever wondered what purple and yellow makes
And The Hammer You Rode In On.
New vehicle:Gravity hammer broomstick, complete with boarding animation!
How come nobody has commented on the fact that they’re like a hundred feet in the air?
I have! “new heights” – Geddit?
In the vein of multiple types of CTF, Bungie is working on Grifball with two balls. It’s not working out so well.
Sometimes it just doesn’t fit.
The mating rituals of “Spartanus Titanus”, aka the Giant Spartan, are finally documented on tape.
“Two little boys had two little toys….”
It’s hammer time!!
“what’s the air-speed velocity of a spartan?”
“A Purple Spartan or a Yellow one?”
“Well I don’t know tha-“
Win
New patch to include alternate vibrator mode for the Grav-Hammer, players rejoice!
“Doc, is it really necessary to do this hernia exam five hundred feet in the air?”
“Now, turn your hammer and cough.”
Nothing like some hernia jokes. :-P
‘Nerv of the future use a different style of Evangelion’
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‘severe blunt trauma to the head in 3…2…’
Rectal exams have never been this much fun!
If you could see the hitboxes, this scene would be a lot more kinky.
When Cindy began tiring of their night-time antics, Jim had to find a way to “spice” things up a little.
Remember, ex-girlfriends hate you more in Halo 3
“Most tailors don’t take an inseam fifty feet in the air. Then there are the dedicated few…”
Nothing like getting hammered on a friday morning…
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See-Saw: you’re doing it Wrong.
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I’m gonna shove my hammer so far up your ass you won’t be able to sit for a week!!
Lets have some fun this beat is sick! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Why is my hand stuck!
i wanna take a ride on your disco hammer
“Can we PLEASE just get a couple pogo sticks instead?”
The anouncer: Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!
TARGET MISSED.
Ride the wave, dude!
While Orange and Purple enjoyed See-Saws as much as the next Spartan, they constantly forgot that it only needed a little push to get started.
Whoops, I mean yellow XD
Brute chieftan hammer see-saw
“Hey, this is my Horsey. You’ve got your own to play with!”
Yo, a little help here?
CROTCH SHOT!!!
Sorry… It Reminded me of the mutator for Unreal Tournament
Balls Taken!
Balls Dropped!
Oh! Got another one!
“While their performance was incredibly skilled, it turns out horizontal mid-air pole-dancing doesn’t gain as much respectability as the typical ice dance routine.”
(In other news, the two Spartans were Russian.)
The Spartan seesaw
Yellow readily answered Purple’s demands to let her ride his disco stick.
Halo Reach’s new mystery gametype: Quiddich.
Sacrifices required for flight:
1. Dignity
2. Testicles